Cape Canaveral, FL – Fresh off the heels of Katy Perry’s much-hyped all-woman space flight, which saw the pop star serenade the cosmos with a zero-gravity rendition of “Firework,” Elon Musk has upped the ante with a bold new proposal. The SpaceX CEO announced Tuesday that he’s offering the hosts of ABC’s The View an all-woman, one-way trip to deep space aboard a custom Starship dubbed “The Final Monologue.” “It’s the ultimate adventure,” Musk declared at a press conference, sporting a grin wider than a Martian crater. “Whoopi, Joy, Sunny, Sara, and Alyssa have spent years exploring every corner of human discourse. Now, they can explore the infinite void of space—forever!” The offer comes as a response to Perry’s mission, which Musk praised as “cute, but not nearly ambitious enough.” Perry’s crew, consisting of backup dancers and a TikTok astrologer, orbited Earth for three days, livestreaming choreography tutorials and debating whether Mercury’s retrograde affects Wi-Fi. Musk, however, claims his plan for The View hosts will “redefine interstellar girl power.” “They’re always talking about bold moves and speaking truth to power,” Musk said, gesturing toward a Starship prototype emblazoned with the slogan Talk Less, Orbit More. “This is their chance to make history—no return ticket required. Imagine the hot topics they’ll cover with no pesky sponsors or commercial breaks!” Reaction from The View panel was mixed. Whoopi Goldberg, sipping from a mug labeled “Zero F’s in Zero G,” quipped, “Elon, I’ve been to space—it’s called moderating this table every day. Pass.” Joy Behar, meanwhile, seemed intrigued, muttering, “If there’s no Trump out there, I might consider it.” Sunny Hostin demanded to know if the Starship had a legal library, while Alyssa Farah Griffin asked if the trip included a Peloton. Social media erupted with memes, including one of Behar debating a black hole over tax policy and another of Goldberg yeeting a script into a supernova. The hashtag #ViewToTheVoid trended for hours, with fans split between cheering the audacity and begging Musk to include a live feed for “the ultimate reality show.” Critics, however, called the proposal a publicity stunt. Dr. Amara Ngugi, a NASA astrophysicist, remarked, “Musk’s obsession with one-way trips ignores the logistics of survival. Deep space isn’t a soundstage, and those women aren’t his personal sitcom cast.” Others noted the irony of Musk targeting The View while his own X platform hosts daily debates rivaling the show’s chaos. Undeterred, Musk doubled down, unveiling a mock itinerary for the mission: “Day 1: Launch. Day 2: Argue about alien pronouns. Day 3: Discover nobody’s listening. Day 4: Bliss.” He also hinted at equipping the Starship with a solar-powered applause sign, “just to keep things familiar.” As for whether the hosts will accept, sources close to the show say negotiations are ongoing—mostly over who gets the window seat. Meanwhile, Katy Perry, back on Earth and still glitter-dusted from her cosmic jaunt, offered her take: “Elon, let’s duet in orbit instead. ‘Dark Horse’ hits different at light speed.” For now, the stars (and Starship) remain unaligned. But if Musk has his way, The View might soon trade its studio for a galaxy far, far away—whether they like it or not. The post Following Katy Perry’s all-woman space flight, Elon Musk offers ‘The View’ Hosts an all-woman one-way ticket to deep space appeared first on Genesius Times.