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Noah Cyrus Dons See-Through Dress To Surprise Stagecoach Crowd For Midland’s “Put The Hurt On Me”
Poor Mark, he didn’t ask for this.
That’s officially a wrap on Stagecoach for another year, and in the country music world, you could argue that is has been all the talk this past weekend. Midland was on hand Sunday to help cap off the festival, and they brought a number of surprise guests on stage with them. But one that nobody expected to see was Noah Cyrus, the daughter of country icon Billy Ray Cyrus, who has been busy making his own headlines lately with Elizabeth Hurley.
Of course, the bigger surprise was Noah Cyrus’ completely see-through dress. Most definitely not on my Stagecoach bingo card…
And as one person in the crow put it:
“Watching Midland fight for his life trying to not look at Noah Cyrus’ tatas was NOT on my Stagecoach bingo card.”
That was the exact caption of a viral TikTok video going around- showing the exact moment she strutted on to the main stage to perform “Put the Hurt on Me” with the band:
@katvodabsolutely brutal♬ original sound – kat
It’s already surprising to see her walk out of stage, but the cherry on top is that she came out basically naked. She was wearing a nipple-showing, barely-there sheer gown that instantly had every jaw in the crowd. And to be fair, the guy’s name is Mark Wystrach, he’s the lead singer of Midland (his name isn’t Midland), and while I won’t go to say that he was fighting for his life, I will say that he seemed to be keeping things professional. He’s married man with two young kids… and while it would be easy to play up into the sensuality of the song, Mark handled it like a pro.
The video has garnered over half a million views already, but lots of people are defending Mark in the comment section:
“LOL he’s married to THE Ty Haney, he only has eyes for her.”
“His energy all night was a married man’s energy. I clocked it immediately & was so proud of him when he talked about his wife being there at the end.”
“Is the fighting for his life in the room with us?”
“He’s married. She’s engaged.”
“I think he’s fighting for his life to harmonize with her because she’s all over the place”
“Mr. Mark Wystrach loves his wife and is being professional”
“Y’all can’t be serious? He’s an adult man… he doesn’t deserve an award for performing with a woman who … has boobs?”
My thoughts exactly… didn’t really see the “fighting for his life” at all.
They also perform in relative dark lighting, with lots of moody colors, so it’s hard to tell what kind of dress she is even wearing unless you’re looking for it. This was definitely not the first post we saw about her memorable outfit, two guys posted about it, with their hands covering their eyes:
@cadenedwardsWas not expecting that ♬ original sound – Caden Edwards
This also wasn’t the only surprise guest-their full Stagecoach set was a full-on party. Along with Noah, they brought out Tracy Lawrence, Marcus King, MacKenzie Carpenter, and Luke Wilson, making their Sunday night one of the most stacked sets of the weekend.
Their sound is exactly what the lineup needed to keep that classic country vibe. A giant singalong to “Drinkin’ Problem” never hurt anyone.
You can watch Midland’s full set below (Noah comes in around the 35-minute mark):
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