WASHINGTON D.C. – In a stunning display of tyrannical compassion, President Donald Trump has announced an executive order slashing U.S. prescription drug prices to match the lowest price paid by any developed nation. Naturally, mainstream media outlets responded with their usual calm analysis, warning that this move is “basically genocide” and could “kill millions globally,” presumably by causing a shortage of yacht upgrades for Big Pharma CEOs. CNN immediately aired a special report titled “Trump Targets Sick People Worldwide: Is He Literally Hitler?”, while The Guardian published five identical op-eds before breakfast headlined “America’s Greed Now Infecting Australia’s PBS… Experts Fear Death of Koalas.” The ABC’s Leigh Sales returned from retirement to ask if Trump’s policy was “the darkest moment in healthcare since smallpox,” while the New York Times ran a front-page graphic of a crying insulin vial overlaid with the word “Fascism.” And yet, buried beneath the global wailing and pharmaceutical pearl-clutching is an inconvenient truth: this isn’t about killing access… it’s about killing the middlemen. The U.S. healthcare system has been quietly looted for decades by Pharmacy Benefit Managers (PBMs)…bureaucratic leeches who extract billions in hidden rebates while patients go broke. Trump’s order nukes that scam by making pricing transparent and tying it to real market values, not secret boardroom deals. This isn’t the end of medicine. It’s the end of the grift. And while Australia’s PBS remains insulated for now, the real global story isn’t “Trump destroys the world”… it’s Trump exposes who’s been profiting from your pain. Don’t let the media gaslight you. Watch the Brigham Buhler interview and see exactly who’s actually terrified right now. Spoiler: it’s not the patients. It’s the PARASITES....