Days after three American soldiers were murdered by Iran‚ the Biden Administration has finally retaliated by firing missiles into Iraq and Syria where they made scary exploding noises so loud the Iranians could almost hear them all the way in Iran and‚ boy oh boy‚ wouldn’t they have been frightened then? State Department Spokesman John Kirby said the U.S. warned the Iranians that something really scary was going to happen in Iraq and Syria so that the Iranians would be so frightened‚ they’d have to stay in Iran where it was safe. Kirby said‚ “My hope was the Iranians would scream in terror‚ and we could laugh at them and say they sounded like women. You can bet they wouldn’t like that very much so it would be quite some time before they thought about murdering any more of our soldiers‚ believe you me.” Later‚ Kirby changed his story and said the State Department had not warned the Iranians before the attack and the fault lay with CBS News who had publicized the upcoming attacks after receiving a press release about them from the State Department. President and Venal Houseplant Joe Biden made a statement about the retaliatory attacks in a speech to several statues in the Capitol rotunda whom he mistook for other long-dead people he thought he’d been talking to recently. Biden said‚ “These meaningless attacks on places far from Iran are just the first of many meaningless attacks we plan to unleash on far away places. Like maybe Texas. I hate those people. The Iranians will just have to live in fear because they will never know where or when the next meaningless attack will fall on someplace far away until the very moment when we warn them about it to make sure they’re safely in Iran. As president‚ this is the most difficult decision I’ve ever had to make because it means people will die — all right‚ not die‚ but you know what I mean. They would die if one of these missiles hit them‚ although I don’t see how that could possibly happen so that made the decision somewhat easier. But don’t for a minute think that military action is our only planned response to Iran. We’re also letting them build nuclear weapons so we won’t be able to attack them anymore because they’ll have nuclear weapons and those things are really dangerous. Then when we don’t attack them they won’t be mad at us and will stop murdering our soldiers‚ so problem solved. Also we’ll make sure not to put any more sanctions on them so they can make a lot of money selling oil which only makes sense because nuclear weapons are expensive and if they can’t afford them‚ the whole plan falls apart. After that‚ we’re going to draw a line in the sand‚ probably in the desert in Syria somewhere near where we fired the missiles‚ to let them know we will not tolerate their killing any more Americans — unless they just want to cross our southern border and kill them here‚ then I don’t know how we could possibly stop them. All in all‚ I am telling you this is a great victory‚ just like in Afghanistan when we retreated in humiliating chaos and I then told you it was a great victory. So this is just like that.” WATCH: The Andrew Klavan Show In the same speech‚ according to one of the statues who was there‚ the president also reiterated his support for his vice president‚ saying‚ “I didn’t just appoint this historic sort of black person Camela or Kamahla or whatever the hell she calls herself. I also love her. And her hair smells great. So she’s on the team‚ unless I’m still alive in November‚ then I gotta dump her cause no one can stand her‚ but that seems unlikely. I’m barely alive as it is.” The spokesman for the Iranian military‚ Mohammed Jihad Mohammed Jihad Jihad Jihad Mohammed‚ responded to the president’s threats by saying‚ “Americans can sleep soundly in their beds tonight‚ knowing that we will be shaking in our boots as we creep quietly into their bedrooms. I hope this will reassure them so they don’t do anything dangerous‚ like re-electing Donald Trump.” * * * Andrew Klavan is the host of “The Andrew Klavan Show” at The Daily Wire. He is the bestselling author of the Cameron Winter Mystery series. The third installment‚ “The House of Love and Death‚” is now available. Follow him on X: @andrewklavan This excerpt is taken from the opening satirical monologue of “The Andrew Klavan Show.” The views expressed in this satirical article are those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of The Daily Wire.

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For this article‚ we decided to go with some lesser-known songs about rain to make it more interesting. Everyone knows the popular ones already‚ so why repeat them? Whether it’s about the sun‚ the snow‚ or the rain‚ there is no shortage of songs about the subject. Some artists love to sing about sunny days and have great material about the topic. Meanwhile‚ some love to sing about rain‚ either as an actual event or as a metaphor. Some songs about rain are celebratory‚ and some have been known to be quite sad. Some of the many rain-related songs ever The post 10 Classic Rock Songs About Rain appeared first on ClassicRockHistory.com.

The post Pet Appreciation Week 2024: When &; What Is It by Kristin Hitchcock appeared first on Catster. Copying over entire articles infringes on copyright laws. You may not be aware of it‚ but all of these articles were assigned‚ contracted and paid for‚ so they aren't considered public domain. However‚ we appreciate that you like the article and would love it if you continued sharing just the first paragraph of an article‚ then linking out to the rest of the piece on Catster.com. Pet Appreciation Week always occurs during the first full week in June. This celebratory week is not as widely known as National Pet Week‚ which occurs in May. However‚ it is a great opportunity to appreciate everything that our cats do for us. Celebrations for this week are often small or non-existent. However‚ that doesn’t mean you can celebrate the week yourself by pampering your feline. Taking the time to make your cat homemade treats‚ planning an outing they would enjoy‚ or just setting aside time to cuddle can make this week special. Our cats often don’t need much to feel extra-loved. Even if you don’t have a cat‚ you can celebrate by volunteering at a shelter or donating to a pet charity. Many rescues focus on cats specifically‚ and you may want to consider donating to one of these this week. The 9 Ways to Celebrate Pet Appreciation Week with Your Cat There are tons of ways you can celebrate this week with your feline. You’ll need to consider your cat’s specific preferences when planning a celebration. What one cat loves may completely terrify another feline. Here’s a list of our favorite ideas: 1. Plan a toy hunt Purchase some new toys (preferably with catnip) and hide them around the house. Your cat will have fun sniffing them out‚ especially if they love catnip. If your cat has a hard time‚ sprinkle some catnip in the area of the toy to give them a hint. 2. Gourmet food Our cats are often stuck eating the same thing over and over again. Consider whipping up a special meal at some point during this week. You can either cook your cat some food yourself or purchase gourmet cat food from the store. You can find tons of cat-friendly cakes and similar recipes online. 3. Make a cardboard maze Image Credit: marekusz‚ Shutterstock If your cat loves cardboard‚ save up your boxes over a few weeks. Then‚ spread them all over the floor in a huge cardboard maze. For some added fun‚ throw in some catnip and toys. A playful cat may stay entertained for hours with this setup. 4. Spoil with gifts You can also consider purchasing a customized collar or other accessories for your feline. While your cat may not appreciate these as much as you do‚ it can be a great way to make the week special. 5. Donate unused toys Image Credit: Veja‚ Shutterstock If you decide to purchase new toys for your feline to celebrate this week‚ consider donating your old ones. Shelters and cat rescues are in constant need of new toys and will appreciate the thoughtfulness. 6. Design a photoshoot If your cat will put up with it‚ you can set up a photoshoot and snap some pictures for your feline. Use props like hats and cardboard cutouts to make your photos stand out. You can then share them on social media‚ encouraging others to celebrate the day. 7. Get crafting Photo by Jess Bailey‚ Unsplash There are tons of tutorials out there for DIY cat toys. Consider crafting a few new toys for your feline during the week and seeing how they like them. If your cat doesn’t typically get new toys‚ this can be a great week to change that. 8. Learn more about cats You can only care for your cat as much as you’re knowledgeable about cats. You can’t do or change what you don’t know! Set aside some time this week to learn about cats. You’ll find tons of articles on our website aimed to help you do just that. 9. Invest in cat-friendly houseplants Image Credit: t.sableaux‚ Shutterstock There are many types of cat-safe plants that grow well inside‚ including catnip. Consider purchasing a few of these potted plants and bringing them inside for your cat to enjoy. The best herbs grow rather fast‚ allowing your cat to enjoy them without killing the whole plant. How Did Pet Appreciation Week Start? The start of this week is less well-documented than other national weeks. However‚ it’s thought to have been started by a few small businesses online. From there‚ it grew as more businesses offered sales and initiatives during this week. Today‚ it’s often confused with National Pet Week‚ which takes place in May. These two weeks are exceptionally similar‚ but they take place at different times. National Pet Week also has a larger following and larger organizations supporting it‚ while Pet Appreciation Week tends to be more of a grassroots movement. What Are the Goals of Pet Appreciation Week? As the name suggests‚ the main point of this week is to celebrate the impact cats (and other pets) have on our lives. Felines provide companionship and emotional support. However‚ they often don’t get the credit they deserve. Sadly‚ our cats aren’t with us very long‚ and they tend to be underappreciated while they’re here. This simple week reminds us to celebrate our cats while they are here. You can also use this week as a way to strengthen your bond with your feline. There is always something we could be doing better with our cat’s care‚ and this week can be the kick we need to make the harder changes. Maybe we need to play with our cats more to help them lose a few pounds‚ for instance. This appreciation week also promotes responsible cat ownership. As we stated above‚ you can only care for your cat if you know how. This week is a great time to raise awareness of proper cat care and get even more informed on your cat’s needs. You can also support local shelters and rescues who are trying to save cats from homelessness. Advocating for animal welfare is also important‚ as this helps ensure that cats everywhere are properly cared for. If you know an ethical‚ quality cat breeder‚ you can use this week as an opportunity to reach out and tell them thanks! It’s only through great breeding that the next generation of cats is made healthier. Final Thoughts Pet Appreciation Week is a great opportunity to celebrate your feline. It’s a week to realize just how much your cat means to you and do something about it! We’ve listed plenty of ideas above‚ but you don’t have to do all of them. Even doing one thing can be a great way to celebrate. Don’t overwhelm you or your cat by trying to do too much. On top of celebrating your cat‚ you can also donate to shelters and other organizations that help cats in need. Sources https://petparentsbrand.com/blogs/pet-parenting/pet-appreciation-week https://juanitabayvet.com/tips-for-celebrating-pet-appreciation-week/ https://www.metlifepetinsurance.com/blog/pet-care/9-ways-to-celebrate-pet-appreciation-week/ Featured Image Credit: Karolina Grabowska‚ Pexels The post Pet Appreciation Week 2024: When &; What Is It by Kristin Hitchcock appeared first on Catster. Copying over entire articles infringes on copyright laws. You may not be aware of it‚ but all of these articles were assigned‚ contracted and paid for‚ so they aren't considered public domain. However‚ we appreciate that you like the article and would love it if you continued sharing just the first paragraph of an article‚ then linking out to the rest of the piece on Catster.com.

If you feel like Legendaries are rare enough‚ that’s because you haven’t suffered the grind that means getting an Uber Unique. Well‚ at least things appear to be getting easier. Here is how to get Resplendent Sparks in Diablo 4. Diablo 4: How to craft Uber Uniques with Resplendent Sparks Uber Uniques are frequently the stuff of legends in the Diablo franchise‚ especially in Diablo 4. Some say they exist‚ but you might as well search for a needle in a haystack because they are extremely rare. The fact is‚ they do exist‚ and they do now more than ever. Starting on February 13‚ 2024‚ Uber Uniques will become slightly more common. Now‚ that’s a very slim “slightly”‚ so don’t get your hopes up. You see‚ with patch 1.3.2‚ Uber Unique crafting is now possible. All you have to do is collect Resplendent Sparks and then use them to craft the Uber Unique of your choice. Now‚ here’s the part where it gets tricky. To get Resplendent Sparks‚ you wil...

Gathering resources can feel like walking blindly into trouble. Don’t worry‚ though‚ we have sailed the seas for you to save up some time. Here is how to get Bronze Ingots in Skull and Bones. Skull and Bones: How to get Bronze Ingots If you are enjoying Skull and Bones and you are just starting to become infamous amongst your pirate community‚ then you know that upgrading your ship and equipment is a necessity due to the enemies you might encounter during your travels. Bronze Ingots are a very important resource for building stronger ships and equipment‚ and you can refine them at any Refinery. However‚ the trick is getting the material required for the job: Copper. Yes‚ if you didn’t know‚ Bronze is mainly made up of Copper‚ so you will have to get some Copper ore. Image: Ubisoft If you have followed the first steps in your Skull and Bones‚ then you probably already have a Pickaxe. If you want a new one‚ then you need to visit the Carpenter and exchange some To...

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