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Die Hard” stands as a prime example of a film that emerged from rejected scripts meant for other projects. Originally conceived as a sequel to the Arnold Schwarzenegger vehicle “Commando‚” the script underwent significant revisions‚ transforming into the iconic action thriller starring Bruce Willis. Likewise‚ the scripts for Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scaregiver and its prequel “A Child of Fire” were that of a rejected Star Wars trilogy. As to their potential iconicity… Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver Picking up immediately after the events of Part One‚ Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver begins as Kora and her ragtag band of hand-to-hand combatants prepare the farm-tool-wielding agrarian Viking Space Amish for war against spaceships and automatic laser rifles. However‚ Fortune’s favor is left to question as they quickly learn that the resurrected Atticus Noble and his armada will arrive in just five days’ time. Will Kora and her group of forgettable strangers be able to come together as a team and lead Discount Bradley Cooper and her latest adoptive family to victory against the vastly superior forces of the evil Space Soviets who want to steal their cereal&;#63; What do you think&;#63;   Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver Review If you thought that Rebel Moon – Part One’s video-game cut-screen-team-builder-Kings-Landing-Bowl-of-Brown-of-sci-fi-and-fantasy-grab-bag-slow-mo-done-better-by-everyone-else-less-fun-than-a-burnt-taint-of-a-what-the-hell-did-I-just-watch was something special‚ get ready to shave your wookie and French kiss Rian Johnson because holy crap The Scargiver gives new meaning to meaninglessness. Rebel Moon – Part One was just unwatchably bad‚ but The Scargiver has traversed the waters of that Rubicon and reached the shores of So Bad It’s Good. Without a single redeemable quality‚ from its overbearing and melodramatic score to the absolutely mortifying stupidity of its premise and everything in between‚ Rebel Moon – Part Two should make everyone involved reexamine their lives. Cinema Sins‚ The Critical Drinker‚ Pitch Meeting‚ and Honest Trailers may actually melt down trying to limit their jibes and observations to fit their normal runtimes. Every scintilla of dialogue would embarrass a middle-aged virgin Dungeons &; Dragons fan-fiction writer‚ and each performance is a masterclass in over-acting. Even the one thing that Zack Snyder can be counted on to deliver cool‚ slow-motion shots is a disaster. The Scargiver represents the worst use of slow motion since Georges M&;eacute;li&;egrave;s first invented it for his 1902 “A Trip to the Moon” What’s more‚ the film is a continuous stream of logical inconsistencies and a rushed hybrid of brutishly exposited backstories and character arcs that read like a glitching AI-authored wiki visually slapped together by drunken blind monks who’ve only read of movies. Why can’t the Space Soviets find grain literally anywhere else&;#63; How is it possible that a small village of sickle-waving farmers could ever produce enough grain to feed an entire planet&;#63; Why do the farmers use hand sickles and hover-carts&;#63; If they don’t have a problem using hover carts and spaceships‚ why‚ in the name of transvestite alien parasite hookers (that’s a thing in the first one)‚ don’t they use tractors and other mechanized farm equipment&;#63; The list could go on for pages&;#33; But I say screw it. Rebel Moon – Part Two is laugh-out-loud bad and Worth it‚ but only if you are with friends‚ have in your possession copious amounts of alcohol‚ and take full advantage of the following drinking game:   Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver Drinking Game Take a drink: When grain is referenced or said. Every time someone survives something unsurvivable. When you forget a character’s name. Every time grain is shown in slow motion (DO NOT DRINK EVERY TIME THAT SLOW MOTION IS USED. YOU’LL GO BLIND). Take two drinks: When someone you don’t care about dies (not an extra – they have to have spoken at least a line). Every battle cry (celebratory or otherwise). Take a shot: When the farmers spend time doing something that they absolutely don’t have time for as they prepare for certain annihilation (e.g.‚ going to bed‚ having a party‚ or sewing banners). When the farmers accomplish something in a day‚ that would take days or months to accomplish. When someone gives an inspirational speech. Bonus Rounds (optional): Take a shot every time RoboAnthony Hopkins shows up on screen for no reason. Take a shot for every deux ex machine (i.e.‚ every time something conveniently and nearly miraculously saves the day). Take a drink every time that you say to yourself‚ “How did this get made‚ or how did this cost $166 million.”   WOKE ELEMENTS They Had Extra Bowls Both Kora and secondhand Furiosa adopt or already have androgynous Women’s March haircuts. I concede that that’s a super nitpick‚ but there weren’t really any other instances. No girl bosses. Nothing. The post Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver first appeared on Worth It or Woke.

In a Hearts of Oak podcast‚ Professor Angus Dalgleish shared his insights on covid injections‚ expressing concerns about their impact on cancer patients. He questioned the mRNA technology and emphasised the need […]