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Illegal Alien Who Killed 3 in Illegal U-Turn in Florida Surges to Top of 2028 Democratic Presidential Polls
In a plot twist that reads like a rejected Hollywood script, Harjinder Singh, an undocumented immigrant who scored a California commercial driver’s license (CDL) from Governor Gavin Newsom’s administration despite answering only 2 of 12 test questions correctly and speaking no English, has vaulted to the top of early 2028 Democratic presidential polls. The surge comes weeks after Singh’s illegal U-turn in a semi-truck on Florida’s I-95 killed three. Now, in a deliciously ironic twist, Singh has overtaken Newsom himself in the polls, leaving the governor fuming that his progressive gamble backfired.
“I gave him the CDL even though he only got 2 out of 12 questions right and can’t speak a lick of English!” Newsom ranted at a Sacramento press conference, hair gel glistening with indignation. “I deserve some votes for that! I took a chance on him, and now he’s stealing my spotlight? This is outrageous!” The governor’s tirade came after polls showed Singh, a political nobody, commanding 45% of Democratic primary voters, while Newsom trailed at a humbling 22%.
Singh’s exploits in being a poster child for the left has propelled him to Democratic stardom, with voters apparently charmed by his “authentic” story of overcoming a near-total inability to drive—or read road signs—as well as a disregard for immigration law and basic hygeine. His campaign, launched on a crowdfunding page titled “U-Turn. I-Turn. We All Turn for Harjinder 2028: Full Speed Ahead!” has raked in $10 million, fueled by urban liberals who call the crash “a teachable moment.”
Singh’s platform, jotted on a crumpled Pilot Flying J receipt, promises “more forgiving DMV tests,” “multilingual road signs,” and “a border policy that’s just a big hug.” His slogan, “Honk for Hope,” has exploded on X, where supporters praise him as “a driver of change.” The California DMV, now under fire for issuing Singh’s CDL after he reportedly offered a test proctor a samosa, insists it followed Newsom’s “Drive with Dignity” initiative, which prioritizes “inclusion over accuracy.”
Newsom, visibly stung, has taken to social media to vent: “I made Harjinder Singh a driver, and now he’s driving MY campaign off a cliff! Where’s the gratitude?” Insiders say the governor is livid that his own progressive policy—handing out CDLs like participation trophies—has birthed a rival who’s outshining him. “Gavin thought he was the star of this show,” said a DNC strategist, sipping oat milk latte. “Now he’s the guy who gave a match to a pyromaniac and got outvoted by the flames.”
Critics are less amused. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis called Singh’s candidacy “a slap in the face to every road sign in America,” while victims’ families demand justice, not campaign rallies. “My cousin didn’t die for this guy to get a bumper sticker,” one mourner snapped. The National Transportation Safety Board is probing the CDL fiasco, with early reports suggesting Singh’s two correct answers were “honk the horn” and “smile politely.”
Singh’s supporters, undeterred, are planning a fundraiser hosted by Mindy Kaling, with Bad Bunny slated to perform a campaign anthem, “Keep on Truckin’.” Analysts say Singh’s lead could hold if he plays up his “underdog” narrative, though his campaign may skid if voters learn he once mistook a yield sign for a curry recipe.
Singh, via a translator, remained defiant: “Governor Newsom gave me a license. America gives me a dream. I drive for both.” Newsom, meanwhile, was spotted sulking in a Tesla Semi, muttering about “ungrateful truckers” while practicing three-point turns in a Whole Foods parking lot.
In related news, California’s new “Sail with Spirit” program will issue yacht captain licenses to “aspirational seafarers,” regardless of navigation skills. Newsom has vowed to keep a closer eye on the polls this time.
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