reactormag.com
Five Dangerously Impatient Heirs and Successors
Books
Five Books
Five Dangerously Impatient Heirs and Successors
Why wait around for the throne or the cash when you could have it all?
By James Davis Nicoll
|
Published on July 7, 2025
Art by Brom
Comment
0
Share New
Share
Art by Brom
Imagine for the moment that your hardworking relatives have accrued massive wealth, impressive titles, and vast power. Further imagine that all that will be yours when they die. Would it not be the worst filial impiety to refuse this heritage? Of course it would.
Some heirs are so enthusiastic, in fact, that they do their very best to hurry the process along. Why delay gratitude when with a well-timed shove or vial of poison, one can be grateful to a generous benefactor immediately?
You might be interested in the following five works about accelerated bequests.
Kind Hearts and Coronets, directed by Robert Hamer and written by John Dighton (1949)1
Louis D’Ascoyne Mazzini would like to succeed the current Duke of Chalfont. But there are a few problems. Louis is only the seventh possible inheritor; all six preceding him would have to die for him to inherit. The second problem is that the seventh Duke disowned his daughter (Louis’ mother) for marrying an Italian opera singer. The D’Ascoynes do not consider Louis a kinsman.
An excessive number of more senior heirs is a tractable problem. Louis’ rivals die one by one, apparently by misfortune2. Louis would seem to have executed six perfect murders, so why does the film begin with Louis awaiting execution for murder3?
Elric of Melniboné by Michael Moorcock (1972)
Elric VIII, 428th Emperor of Melniboné, possesses a rudimentary but most unfashionable moral sense. He eschews dark sorcery. He rejects voluptuary decadence in favor of a perverse monogamous love for his cousin, Cymoril.
As far as Cymoril’s brother Yyrkoon is concerned, Elric is unfit to lead ancient Melniboné. When the opportunity to push Elric overboard to a watery death presents itself, Yyrkoon takes it. Now the throne, the empire, and Cymoril are all Yyrkoon’s! Or they would be, if only Elric had drowned, which he did not, and if only Elric hadn’t called for help from Arioch, Duke of Hell and Lord of Chaos.
It is hard to overstate how terrible Elric is at saving people. Or nations. Or worlds. Elric’s good will is basically a death sentence or worse. It is almost as though having Arioch, Duke of Hell and Lord of Chaos as a patron disqualifies one for heroic, constructive efforts.
Steel Rain, written/directed by Yang Woo-suk (2017)
North Koreans were starved to fund their (unnamed) supreme leader’s nuclear weapons program. Why then has the supreme leader not launched a war of liberation to free South Korea? Chief director Ri Tae-han of North Korea’s Reconnaissance General Bureau embarks on a bold plan to remove the primary impediment to the supreme leader’s vision of a united Korea: the supreme leader himself.
Recruited by Ri under false pretenses, capable field agent Eom Chul-woo believes he is part of a covert action to protect the supreme leader. Thus, when the supreme leader is badly injured by assassins4, Eom rescues the comatose potentate and whisks him away to the only refuge available: South Korea. Complications ensue.
An interesting aspect of this film is that while Ri and his allies behind the coup are definitely antagonists, the movie takes pains to make clear why they feel their actions are reasonable and righteous, while also making clear that their basic premises are bonkers. Another interesting detail is that the plot turns in part on a coincidence of names that reminded me of the “Martha” revelation in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.
The Wellstone by Wil McCarthy (2003)
Under Queen Tamra-Tamatra Lutui and King Bruno de Towaji, the Queendom of Sol has enjoyed twenty-nine decades of peace and prosperity. All this will be Prince Bascal Edward de Towaji Lutui’s when his parents pass away. Therefore, it is a source of considerable irritation for Bascal that, like everyone in the Queendom, his parents are functionally immortal.
Bascal is not the only young person in the Queendom of Sol chafing against the fact that the older generations will never vanish, and thus will never hand over authority and wealth. Therefore, when Bascal resolves to take bold action, he has legions of potential allies. Will the prince’s plan succeed? It does at least get his parents’ full and undivided attention.
A minor caveat: when I say the Queendom has enjoyed twenty-nine decades of peace and prosperity, I mean “except for all those times that Bruno’s ingenious creations very nearly killed everyone.” Still, one can’t make an omelet without risking collapsing the sun and many planets into black holes.
Suddenly, I am thinking of omelets and somewhat peckish.
Witches Steeped in Gold by Ciannon Smart (2021)
Ten years ago, Judair Cariot5 overthrew Empress Cordelia Adair. Judair rules the island of Aiyca with an iron hand. Anyone who disappoints or inconveniences Judair is harshly punished. Nobody is immune, not even Judair’s own kin. Just ask Judair’s late daughter, Madisyn.
Judair’s ruthlessness creates unlikely allies out of Judair’s remaining daughter Jazmyne and Cordelia Adair’s daughter Iraya. Both agree that Judair has to go. As to who, Jazmyne or Iraya, should rule once Judair is gone? That’s a question for the future.
Readers might wonder why Judair backed Jazmyne into a corner, forcing her to realize that offing her mother is the best option. Well, Judair is brutal and decisive, but she is not insightful. In her defense, she’s hardly the only ruler whose draconian rule convinced underlings that rebellion was the only sensible course of action.
Of course, enthusiastic heirs impatient for the chance to display intense gratitude towards their late benefactors abound in speculative fiction and adjacent genres. Feel free to mention your favorites in comments below.[end-mark]
Modern viewers should be aware of regrettable vocabulary choices in the British version of the film… but at least the film is not relentlessly antisemitic, as the novel on which the film was based certainly is. ︎Louis varies his methods: boat, petrol, poison, an arrow, and a bomb. This should make detection more difficult, save for a minor procedural flaw on Louis’ part. Yes, that adds up to fewer deaths than there are rival heirs. One impediment manages to off himself. Another drops dead of a conveniently timed heart attack. ︎The 2012 radio play sequel, Hearts and Coronets: Like Father, Like Daughter, apparently revealed that Louis’ illegitimate daughter Unity was every bit as homicidal as her father and better at getting away with it. ︎The assassins didn’t go mano a mano, but used missiles. There’s a lot of collateral damage. This seems an appropriate juncture to mention that adorable, naïve teen girls in Korean action films do not have the plot immunity they might possess in North American movies. ︎I cannot believe it took me four years to notice that “Judair Cariot” is oddly similar to Judas Iscariot. ︎The post Five Dangerously Impatient Heirs and Successors appeared first on Reactor.