The bravery of the Assyrian Christian bishop who was stabbed during a livesteam of his service‚ in front of his congregation‚ has truly been remarkable. But more than his bravery‚ Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel has exhibited a spirit of forgiveness for his attacker that most Christians can only pray to...

The American media has been brimming over with hot takes regarding the anti-Israel protests erupting at college campuses all over the country. With reactions ranging from bemusement to incredulity to full-throated support‚ suffice to say these protests have sparked a passionate‚ national conversation‚ if they've done nothing else. And‚ obviously‚...

Uncertainty is easily one of the most blatant plagues to the human conscience. Some of the most basic questions we ask ourselves are: “Who am I&;#63; Where did I come from&;#63; Where am I going&;#63;” For many‚ not having an answer to these things causes genuine depression‚ existential crisis‚ and...

A family vacation takes a deadly turn‚ and now a wife wants to save others from a ‘shallow water blackout.' What might have started as a carefree game of holding breath underwater quickly spiraled into a life-threatening situation. Amid a serene summer day at a North Carolina island resort‚ Erin Watson and her husband Chandler‚ along with his family‚ engaged in a familiar challenge: swimming the length of the pool without surfacing for air. It's a game they had played so many times while on family vacations in the past. With laughter and excitement echoing through the air‚ Chandler‚ vibrant and full of energy‚ eagerly accepted the challenge. RELATED: He Saved His Baby Sister From Drowning And Their Reunion Afterward Was So Emotional Innocent Fun Took a Perilous Turn However‚ as he reached the far end of the pool and remained submerged‚ what began as innocent fun took a perilous turn. Bubbles emerged at the water’s surface‚ initially dismissed as part of the game. Yet‚ as seconds turned into agonizing minutes‚ the jovial atmosphere dissolved into fear and panic as Chandler’s loved ones realized the gravity of the situation unfolding before their eyes. Chandler’s mom grew increasingly anxious and hurried to the poolside‚ calling out to her husband in alarm. At first‚ Erin couldn’t quite grasp the urgency of her mother-in-law's reaction‚ but as Chandler’s dad moved to pull him out of the water‚ Erin knew right away something was deathly wrong. &;quot;The second his dad got him out of the water we could see his gray skin and blue lips. He was limp and lifeless. His dad checked his pulse and realized his heart had stopped‚ so he started performing CPR by the side of the pool.&;quot; Erin recalled. God Was There God had the right people in the right place at the right time. Two doctors were also lounging by the pool that fateful day and rushed over to help as they knew seconds in a situation like this mattered. The doctors continued CPR while waiting for the ambulance to arrive. By then‚ Chandler had not breathed on his own in more than five minutes. All hope seemed lost. In a last-ditch effort‚ the paramedics used a defibrillator to try and shock his heart into starting. One paramedic suddenly shouted‚ “There’s a pulse.” Chandler was then rushed to the hospital‚ where they learned he had fallen victim to ‘Shallow Water Drowning.' RELATED: Two Young Kids Come To The Rescue‚ Save Boy Drowning In A Pool Shallow Water Drowning Stems From Holding One’s Breath Underwater The phenomenon of shallow water drowning stems from the deceptive nature of holding one’s breath‚ as Chandler did before submerging. This action tricks the mind by maintaining exceedingly low levels of carbon dioxide in the body‚ effectively hindering the brain’s respiratory signals. Consequently‚ individuals may experience a sudden loss of consciousness‚ rendering them vulnerable to this silent peril called shallow water blackout. The mortality rate associated with this type of incident exceeds 90% due to the absence of visible distress signals. Remarkably‚ this particular form of drowning unfolds four times faster than conventional drowning methods. It’s nothing short of a miracle that he is alive today‚ two years on from the incident. In a remarkable turn of events‚ God’s grace intervened that fateful day‚ sparing Chandler’s life from the brink of tragedy. Chandler and his loved ones are on a mission to raise awareness about the dangers of shallow water drowning. Through their advocacy efforts‚ they aim to educate others about the silent peril lurking beneath the surface during seemingly innocent pool activities. Chandler’s journey‚ marked by a clean bill of health following rigorous medical examinations‚ stands as a testament to the resilience of the human spirit and the remarkable power of faith. YOU MAY ALSO LIKE: Firefighter Dad Saves His Kid From Drowning And Cameras Caught It All Proverbs 3:5-6 “Trust in the Lord with all your heart‚ and do not lean on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge him‚ and he will make straight your paths.” WATCH: Family Vacation Takes Deadly Turn &; Wife Wants to Save Others from Shallow Water Blackout LISTEN: Deputy Drawn to Fatal Crash Realizes Her Baby Isn't Breathing | Little Girl at Dance Recital Is Not Having It h/t: Under Water Hypoxic Blackout Prevention Featured Image Credit: Facebook/Underwater Hypoxic Blackout Prevention The post Family Vacation Takes Deadly Turn &; Wife Wants to Save Others from Shallow Water Blackout appeared first on GodUpdates.

The judge overseeing Trump’s ‘Hush Money’ trial held Trump in contempt of court on Tuesday. Judge Juan Merchan held Trump in contempt of court on Tuesday for violating his gag order that prohibits him from speaking about those involved in his case. Merchan claimed Trump violated the gag order a total of nine times by posting on Truth Social about Michael Cohen‚ Stormy Daniels‚ and others involved in the case. Merhcan fined Trump $9‚000‚ which is $1‚000 for each violation. The New York Judge then threatened Trump with jail and stated the court “must therefore consider whether‚ in some instances‚ jail may be a necessary punishment.” BREAKING: Judge Juan Merchan ruled Trump in contempt for nine violations of his gag order‚ with a fine of $1‚000 for each instance. Also‚ he threatens Trump with jail for further gag order violations. pic.twitter.com/WNZ3BkmQyQ — I Meme Therefore I Am (@ImMeme0) April 30‚ 2024 BREAKING: Trump found in contempt of court for 9 gag order violations‚ threatened with incarceration by judgehttps://t.co/cr3w5XjuQxhttps://t.co/cr3w5XjuQx — Jack Poso (@JackPosobiec) April 30‚ 2024 Here’s what CBS reported: The judge overseeing former President Donald Trump’s criminal trial in New York held him in contempt of court on Tuesday for violating a gag order that limits what he can say about those involved in the case‚ and warned him that he could be jailed if he violates the order again. Judge Juan Merchan said Trump violated the order nine times in recent weeks in posts on Trump’s Truth Social platform and campaign website‚ many of which targeted Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels‚ key witnesses in the case. Merchan fined Trump $9‚000‚ or $1‚000 for each violation‚ and ordered him to delete the posts. The judge announced the ruling from the bench and issued an accompanying written order. He wrote that Trump “violated the Order by making social media posts about known witnesses pertaining to their participation in this criminal proceeding and by making public statements about jurors in this criminal proceeding.” Merchan wrote that New York law doesn’t allow him to impose a fine higher than $1‚000 per violation‚ which “unfortunately will not achieve the desired result in those instances where the [defendant] can easily afford such a fine.” He said a higher fine might be appropriate in those cases‚ but since he does not have that discretion‚ the court “must therefore consider whether in some instances‚ jail may be a necessary punishment.” MAJOR BREAKING: Donald Trump has been held in criminal contempt for violating his gag order NINE times. Merchan laments that he is bound to only fine Trump $1000 for each incident ($9000) and says jail may be the only way to stop Trump from violating. He adds this… pic.twitter.com/LOsVrIZKTD — CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) April 30‚ 2024 Per NBC News: The judge presiding over Donald Trump’s hush money case on Tuesday held the former president in criminal contempt over a series of posts on Truth Social that he said violated a gag order barring any attacks on jurors and witnesses and warned Trump he could be jailed for further violations. Judge Juan Merchan ruled Trump in contempt for nine violations of his gag order‚ with a fine of $1‚000 for each instance. He warned in the decision that he would not tolerate further violations of the order and said “if necessary and appropriate under the circumstances‚” he would impose “an incarceratory punishment” on the former president. The judge explained that because the fines‚ which are limited by state law‚ were relatively little in comparison to Trump’s wealth‚ they might be unlikely to deter the former president from abiding by the court’s order. Merchan said that while he would prefer to impose commensurately larger fines‚ he instead had to consider “whether in some instances‚ jail may be a necessary punishment.”

For good or for bad‚ artificial intelligence is not only here to stay‚ but is seemingly getting stronger. Anthropic‚ a Google-funded artificial intelligence company believes they have evidence of their AI powered language model (LLM) Claude 3 Opus showing signs of sentience. AI Firm Suggests ‘Claud 3’ Has Achieved Sentience. The U.S.-based‚ Google-funded artificial intelligence (AI) company Anthropic is suggesting that its AI-powered large language model (LLM) Claude 3 Opus has shown evidence of sentience. If conclusively proven‚ Claude 3 Opus would… pic.twitter.com/y03aLjxGhH — AɯƙɯαɾԃMαɱα® (@Aspiemama_107) April 30‚ 2024 This would be a drastic step in artificial intelligence as it would be the first sentient AI in human history. The National Pulse adds more on the claim of sentience from Anthropic’s prompt engineer‚ Alex Albert: “When we ran this test on Opus‚ we noticed some interesting behavior—it seemed to suspect that we were running an eval on it‚” Albert posted on X (formerly Twitter). He continued: “Opus not only found the needle‚ it recognized that the inserted needle was so out of place in the haystack that this had to be an artificial test constructed by us to test its attention abilities.” Fun story from our internal testing on Claude 3 Opus. It did something I have never seen before from an LLM when we were running the needle-in-the-haystack eval. For background‚ this tests a model’s recall ability by inserting a target sentence (the “needle”) into a corpus of… pic.twitter.com/m7wWhhu6Fg — Alex Albert (@alexalbert__) March 4‚ 2024 Claude 3 Opus is clearly sentient and that’s strange given that there exists a living being on planet Earth with a 3000 IQ and no laws apply to them.https://t.co/qS8Lhlaf63 — Ross Otterman (@zogulelp) April 29‚ 2024 Despite the claim of sentience‚ there is serious doubt from AI industry experts in doubt‚ many believing sentience in artificial intelligence to be impossible. Whether or not the Claude 3 Opus is sentient‚ the question of whether or not artificial intelligence is a positive or negative influence in today’s society – many believe AI will only be a detriment: Artificial Intelligence and the Grim Future of a Divided Humanity Humanity is being slow-killed with technologies that only serve to isolate and track us pic.twitter.com/C7jkbeqKSX — Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) April 23‚ 2024 Did you miss the Tucker Carlson and Joe Rogan discussion on artificial intelligence&;#63; Here’s the summary: Carlson: “[AI]…If it’s bad for people we should strangle it in its crib. Why not just blow up the data centers&;#63;” pic.twitter.com/CoJDdjxzv4 — Francisco In San Francisco (@FranciscoInSFO) April 21‚ 2024 The bad and the ugly: AI is harmful‚ unreliable‚ and running out of data https://t.co/w4fpxiRl5D #AI #ML #ArtificialIntelligence #MachineLearning #GenAI pic.twitter.com/ecD9PkpVRX — Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer (@EvanKirstel) April 22‚ 2024 IF THE LEFT IS PUSHING FOR “ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE” WE KNOW THAT IT’S GOING TO BE BAD. SIMPLE AS THAT. CAUTION MUST BE EXERCISED TO MAKE IT AS SAFE AS POSSIBLE. — D.B.Cowin (@DBCowin) April 30‚ 2024 Time will have to tell on whether the Claude 3 Opus is truly sentient‚ or if it is simply mimicking.

Vaccine manufacturer AstraZeneca has finally admitted in Court that its COVID-19 vaccine could result in life-threatening blood clots. The Daily Mail reported that‚ Cambridge-based AstraZeneca… acknowledged in a legal document submitted to the High Court in February that its vaccine ‘can‚ in very rare cases‚ cause TTS’. TTS is short for thrombosis with thrombocytopenia syndrome – a medical condition where a person suffers blood clots along with a low platelet count. Platelets typically help the blood to clot.  The admission by AstraZeneca is the first of its kind. The question now is – if you got the vaccine‚ what can you do about it&;#63; Dr. Peter McCullough has been one of the leading experts on treating long COVID and the health impacts from COVID-19 vaccines. Since very early on in this process‚ Nattokinase has shown great potential in treating some of the most serious side effects of both. According to Dr. McCullough‚ the threat of micro blood clotting is serious for those impacted by long COVID and the vaccine: Post-acute sequelae after SARS-CoV-2 infection (long COVID) and after COVID-19 vaccination are characterized by micro blood clotting . The work of Scheim et al suggests the majority of syndromes in both cases are due to Spike protein mediated hemagglutination and then the development of small clots that serve the major organs in the body.  Xi et al demonstrated increased risk for microclots visualized in retinal arteries and veins in the COVID-19 vaccinated. The good news is that yet another study is confirming just how effective Nattokinase can be in treating these dangerous conditions. From the International Journal of Molecular Science: Nattokinase‚ from the Japanese fermented food natto‚ is a protease with fibrinolytic activity that can thus degrade conventional blood clots. In some cases‚ however‚ including in Long COVID‚ fibrinogen can polymerise into an anomalous amyloid form to create clots that are resistant to normal fibrinolysis and that we refer to as fibrinaloid microclots. These can be detected with the fluorogenic stain thioflavin T. We describe an automated microscopic technique for the quantification of fibrinaloid microdot formation‚ which also allows the kinetics of their formation and aggregation to be recorded. We also here show that recombinant nattokinase is effective at degrading the fibrinaloid microclots in vitro. This adds to the otherwise largely anecdotal evidence‚ that we review‚ that nattokinase might be anticipated to have value as part of therapeutic treatments for individuals with Long COVID and related disorders that involve fibrinaloid microclots. Dr. McCullough treats hundreds of patients in his clinic with a wide range post-vaccine and long COVID symptoms. Says Dr. McCullough: “Far and away the most common question I get from those who took one of the COVID-19 vaccines is: ‘how do I get this out of my body&;#63;’… At three and one half years into the pandemic and two and a half years into the COVID-19 vaccine debacle‚ myself and my clinic partners formulated a baseline regimen upon which additional drugs or agents can be added. A SIMPLE SOLUTION Dr. McCullough continues‚ “We searched the literature for all available sources of evidence for products that can aid the human body in breaking down and catabolizing the Spike protein. We found nattokinase‚ which additionally has fibrinolytic properties which are advantageous in the prothrombotic milieu induced by the persistent Spike protein… Out of all the available therapies I have used in my practice and among all the proposed detoxification agents‚ I believe nattokinase and related peptides hold the greatest promise for patients at this time.” This ground-breaking discovery catalyzed Dr. McCullough to design The Wellness Company’s Spike Support Formula containing nattokinase. To-date‚ tens of thousands of people have tried Spike Support and the results have been nothing short of miraculous: Feeling so much better&;#33; I decided to try Spike Support after talking with a friend that recommended this product. I had 2 Covid shots because my husband has degenerative heart condition and our doctor said to get the shots. He had no side effects but I ended up with an erratic racing heart beat and had problem with ringing ears‚ tasting and smelling‚ even though I never had Covid. I have taken this product for 2 months now and noticed a difference in lots of things. No more racing heart beat‚ I’m smelling and tasting things better and my anxiety has subsided. – Audrey H. Worked for me: I have taken three of the mRNA vaxxes – I’ll never take another one again. The skin on my hands peeled after the 3rd vax‚ especially around my nails‚ to the point where I had deep‚ bleeding‚ incredibly painful fissures and cracks… I am sure the vax is what caused my skin problems as well – I’d never had this before being vaxxed. Bought the Spike Support as a desperate measure. Noticed about three weeks after I started taking Spike Support‚ the peeling‚ cracks and fissures around my fingertips‚ and under and around my nails have not only stopped but healed up. My hands are 95% better now. I am sure the Spike Support is what stopped it. – Barbara B. Spike protein recovery: This product has tremendously help me on recovering my heath and I highly recommend this product anyone that has long Covid or in the vaccine. – Estela M. If you or someone you love needs nattokinase‚ The Wellness Company’s “Spike Support Formula” contains nattokinase plus other extracts known to help the body detox from spike protein exposure – both from the vaccine and from COVID19. In The Wellness Company’s Spike Support Formula you will find: Nattokinase (dissolves spike protein) Selenium (aids in helping the body repair itself and recover) Dandelion root (acts as a detoxifying agent supporting better liver function) Black sativa extract (may facilitate cellular repair) Green tea extract (provides added defenses at the cellular level through scavenging for free radicals) Irish sea moss (could help rebuild damaged tissue and muscle) On The Wellness Company’s website‚ you will see that purchasing all the individual components of the Spike Support Formula would be over $100. You save 36% with the unique formulation of The Wellness Company’s Spike Support Formula. Click here to order the Spike Support Formula today&;#33; (Note: The information provided is intended for informational purposes only and should not be considered medical advice or used as a substitute for professional healthcare guidance. It is your responsibility to comply with all applicable laws‚ regulations‚ and guidelines regarding the purchase‚ possession‚ and use of prescription medications. Thank you for supporting businesses like the one presenting a sponsored message in this article and ordering through the links provided‚ which benefits WLTReport. We appreciate your support and the opportunity to keep you SAFE and HEALTY&;#33;) Here’s more…. INVESTIGATION: Can You OVERDOSE On Ivermectin&;#63; So…is Ivermectin DANGEROUS&;#63; Is it “horse paste” that could very well kill you&;#63; The Ivermectin Freak Out by our Government reminds me of the “War on Drugs” trying to convince you you’d surely die from marijuana — despite there never being a single confirmed case. Same goes for Ivermectin. They claimed it was “horse dewormer” that could “put you in a coma” or even kill you&;#33; How dangerous&;#33; Except….that wasn’t true. Not even remotely. In fact‚ it is one of the safest and most effective medicines we have. What a combo‚ right&;#63; SAFE + EFFECTIVE. You usually get one but not both. IF YOU WANT TO PURCHASE SAFE AND LEGAL IVERMECTIN‚ KEEP READING BELOW&;#33; Watch this short clip from the Greg Hunter Show‚ posted to Rumble by The Vigilant Fox‚ where Dr. Pierre Kory makes it very clear how stunningly safe Ivermectin is: Safer that aspirin&;#33; VigilantNews had more (I put my favorite part in bold): But first‚ a quick look at his impressive credentials. “Pr. Jacques Descotes‚ MD‚ PharmD‚ PhD‚ Professor Emeritus‚ Claude Bernard University of Lyon (France)‚ [is] a world-known toxicologist with a 40-year track [record] as an independent consultant for the pharmaceutical industry as well as an advisor to regulatory bodies worldwide‚” BusinessWire wrote. In March 2021‚ he conducted a review of Ivermectin’s safety profile based on over 350 articles – plus accessible web sources. Here are his conclusions: “Ivermectin has been administered orally to hundreds of millions of people throughout the world in the past three decades. The assessment of reported adverse events temporally associated with Ivermectin exposure shows that Ivermectin-induced adverse effects have so far been infrequent and usually mild to moderate. “It is noteworthy that no deaths have seemingly ever been reported after an accidental or suicidal overdose of Ivermectin. No greater toxicity of Ivermectin has been substantiated in elderly people despite repeated assertions that an ageing blood-brain barrier might lead to increased Ivermectin toxicity level. The positive clinical experience accumulated with Ivermectin administration led many medical experts to break away from early adamant contra-indications in pregnant women. Finally‚ several national pharmacovigilance networks around the world released information and opinions to ascertain Ivermectin safety in human subjects. So far‚ there are no critical safety limitations to Ivermectin prescription in current indications. I also want to point out that no severe adverse event has been reported in dozens of completed or ongoing studies involving thousands of participants worldwide to evaluate the efficacy of Ivermectin against COVID-19.” Astonishing. So what would it take to overdose on Ivermectin&;#63; “In order to overdose from Ivermectin‚ you have to take either a hundred or a thousand times the standard dose‚” declared Dr. Kory. “And there have been accidental poisonings where people have taken large amounts. But you know what happens every time&;#63; When they take these massive amounts of Ivermectin‚ it tends to affect them neurologically. They’ll get confused. They might be stumbling — uncoordinated. They go to the hospital‚ and there’s no treatment required. But within days‚ the patients return to normal. So‚ there’s been no life-ending injuries. No deaths reported with Ivermectin. So‚ that shows you why it’s one of the safest drugs in history‚ even at massive overdoses. LOL…..100x and you MIGHT overdose&;#63; Wow. If you took 100x the normal glass of water‚ that too could kill you. Literally‚ that’s true. No‚ I’m serious….the normal glass of water is 8 ounces‚ right&;#63; 8 x 100 = 800 oz. What would happen if you drank 800 oz of water&;#63; It would be life-threatening‚ according to ChatGPT: Ok‚ so…to recap: Ivermectin is SAFER than Aspirin and SAFER or on par with Water. AND effective. Incredible. The only thing it isn’t&;#63;  Profitable for BigPharma Ahhhh‚ now you see why they hated it so much. Safe and effective&;#63; NOT liked by the FDA: Have you figured out yet that Government is NOT here to protect you&;#63; The SEC… The FDA… Pick whatever agency you want — they exist to protect Big Banks (SEC)‚ BigPharma (FDA)‚ and on and on and on…. Now back to Dr. Kory‚ here is the full interview if you wanted to see it: Pretty powerful stuff&;#33; Want some&;#63; Keep reading: Need LEGAL and SAFE Ivermectin&;#63; Read This&;#33; We just reported yesterday that a new leaked report says airlines are looking to BRING BACK MASKS in October. Yes‚ really. I fully expect a new “planned-demic” will show up right in time for the 2024 election. Oh they might not call it “COVID” again and probably they won’t. But I fully expect a new one to hit. And I’m going to be prepared this time. Whether it comes in the form of a bioweapon or something much more mundane like a tick bite or a Bill Gates’ mosquito – you and your family need to be prepared. That’s where The Wellness Company comes in. You know the Wellness Company and their great doctors – like Dr. Peter McCullough and Dr. Jim Thorp – are regularly in the media speaking out against the broken medical establishment. Dr. Thorp‚ one of the nation’s leading critics of the corrupting influence of big pharma‚ believes that now – more than ever – people should be prepared for the next pandemic. “I’ve strongly recommended “stock piling” critical medications including antibiotics since the turn of the century. This has been an incredible investment as many friends‚ family and patients have benefited.  Now‚ in summer of 2023‚ this recommendation is even more crucial.” – Dr. Jim Thorp The Wellness Company and their doctors are medical professionals that you can trust and their new medical emergency kits are the gold standard when it comes to keeping you safe and healthy. Be ready for anything‚ this medical emergency kit contains an assortment of live-saving medications – including ivermectin and Z-pak. The medical emergency kit provides a guidebook to aid in the safe use of all of these life-saving medications. From anthrax to tick bites to COVID and even to a bioweapon like the plague – the Wellness Company’s Medical Emergency kit is exactly what you need to have on hand to be prepared. Rest assured knowing that you have emergency antibiotics‚ antivirals and anti-parasitics on hand to help keep you and your family safe from whatever the globalists throw at us next&;#33; The Wellness Company Medical Emergency Kit includes:  Amoxicillin-Clavulanate (generic Augmentin) 875/125 mg – 28 tablets Azithromycin (generic Z-Pak) 250 mg – 12 tablets Doxycycline Hyclate 100 mg – 60 capsules Metronidazole (generic Flagyl) 500 mg – 30 tablets Trimethoprim-Sulfamethoxazole (generic Bactrim) 800/160 mg – 28 tablets Ivermectin 18mg – 7 compounded capsules Fluconazole (generic Diflucan) 150 mg – 2 tablets Ondansetron (generic Zofran) 4mg – 6 tablets 1 virtual consult from a doctor you can trust 1 Emergency Medication Guidebook written by our Chief Medical Board for safe use. 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Remember funny sitcoms&;#63; Sitcoms that were family friendly and family centered&;#63; No matter what was going on‚ at least you had an episode of Home Improvement‚ King of Queens‚ Last Man Standing or Community to look forward to. But those types of shows have seemed to take a vacation‚ replaced by a subsitute sitcom called Commie Woke Anti-Anything-Good Propaganda. Even The Simpsons‚ an animated show that millions look forward to every Sunday wasn’t immune and has also gone the way of woke. Thank goodness Tim Allen is at work creating a new proper sitcom‚ Shifting Gears (working title). Make comedy legal again&;#33; pic.twitter.com/nTf9wmlfzn — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 28‚ 2024 Forbes reports: Jerry Seinfeld’s claim that the “extreme left” ruined the state of comedy on television roiled critics Monday and drew praise from the likes of Elon Musk‚ who posted an excerpt of Seinfeld’s controversial interview with the comment “Make comedy legal again.” Seinfeld told journalist David Remnick on “The New Yorker Radio Hour” that “the extreme left and P.C. crap” and “people worrying so much about offending other people” has extinguished comedy on television‚ alleging networks have decided: “We’re not going to do comedies anymore.” Seinfeld said viewers once had the ability to turn on the television at night and find a funny show‚ like “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” or “All In The Family‚” but asked: “Where is it&;#63;” Stand-up comics are the only comedic outlets left that aren’t “policed by anyone‚” Seinfeld claimed‚ slamming the multiple groups and committees television scripts likely have to go through before they can be aired. Seinfeld said that “Curb Your Enthusiasm‚” an edgier comedy show created by “Seinfeld” co-creator Larry David‚ only survived its 12-season run on HBO because David is an older industry veteran who was working in comedy television before the “P.C.” rules were written. (The irony is‚ Larry David is a huge Trump-hater‚ so I’m sure there’s plenty of woke blood flowing through him.) Seinfeld’s comments attracted significant social media attention‚ with some countering his remarks by pointing out that several sitcoms perceived to be less politically correct have thrived in recent years. One post on X‚ liked more than 10‚000 times‚ noted David had a successful 24-year-run (with several multi-year breaks) with “Curb Your Enthusiasm‚” while Julia Louis-Dreyfus starred in “Veep” (2012-2019) and won six Emmy Awards for her portrayal of a non-politically correct politician. The post also pointed to several provocative animated shows‚ like the long-running “Family Guy” and “American Dad‚” as non-politically correct shows on television. Other comments noted “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia‚” the FX sitcom known for its provocative brand of humor‚ has aired since 2005. The Guardian film and television writer Stuart Heritage slammed Seinfeld’s comments as unreflective of his comedic career‚ writing that Seinfeld has positioned himself as a “deliberately inoffensive” stand-up comic who has previously stated he stays away from swearing and sexual content during stand-up routines‚ calling those topics the “easiest laughs.” The Independent editor Adam White suggested Seinfeld’s comments were misguided in a column‚ instead suggesting “modern-day viewing habits” are to blame. “If you’re Netflix‚ why bother investing money in a potentially unpopular new sitcom when millions are happy to watch old episodes of ‘Friends‚’ ‘The Office’ and‚ oh look‚ ‘Seinfeld’ instead&;#63;” White wrote. It will be nice to have some normal sitcoms again. Until Hollywood is fixed‚ and until Tim Allen’s show‚ which I’m looking forward to‚ we still have the old comedy shows on DVD and Netflix to watch. We are at it again&;#33; ABC just ordered a comedy pilot‚ ’Shifting Gears’. For more info‚ click herehttps://t.co/jo6wQ13Lmu#homeimprovement #lastmanstanding #shiftinggears pic.twitter.com/kjMVwziZ85 — Tim Allen (@ofctimallen) March 7‚ 2024 So‚ in the spirit of bringing back good humor‚ and needing a good laugh in these dark times‚ here’s some non-PC friendly comedy for you. Be sure there’s no liberals around you first. Did you check&;#63; I’m serious. Okay‚ here you go. “I’m tired of these white pilots landing safely and on time” –@RobSchneider pic.twitter.com/931vmVFc08 — Natalie F Danelishen (@Chesschick01) April 28‚ 2024 I’m old enough remember real comedy pic.twitter.com/xSjWoT8Opp — The (@TheHoleTweet) April 28‚ 2024 #meme #memes #dankmemes #memesdaily #lol #funnymemes #dank #lmao #love #comedy #cringe #art #offensivememes #instagram #offensive #music pic.twitter.com/aa6qa1m1US — Frozenkiwi_ (@Frozenkiwi8) April 27‚ 2024 And a standup routine from Kvon: RELATED: Jerry Seinfeld Shuts Down a “White Guilt” Reporter “Woke” is kryptonite to comedy. And Jerry Seinfeld knows it. Seinfeld famously places comedy above almost everything… If it’s funny‚ it’s in. If it’s not funny‚ it’s out. The only thing that matters is if the audience laughs.  If they don’t laugh‚ it’s not funny and Jerry’s not interested in it. It’s an almost religious devotion to finding and producing comedy that has driven him his whole life‚ and it’s one reason (in addition to Larry David) that his sitcom is widely considered to be the best of all time. Because they obsessed about making every moment funny…and nothing else. No lessons learned at the end of the episode… No boring scenes to set up another scene… Every bit was either funny or it got cut&;#33; And that means there’s zero tolerance for things like Diversity‚ Inclusion and Equity. Comedy doesn’t respect DEI. You’re either funny or you’re not‚ and it doesn’t matter what your skin color is on either side of that equation. Babu (you’re a very bad man‚ Jerry‚ a very bad man&;#33;) was funny.  He was Indian and he was funny. The Soup Nazi was funny and he was Iranian or something‚ who even knows. Jerry‚ George‚ Elaine and Kramer were all white….and guess what&;#63;  They were funny&;#33; So Jerry was not amused when a Woke Buzzfeed reporter tried to ask him about the lack of diversity on Seinfeld: And that my friends is exactly how you do it&;#33; Bravo Jerry&;#33; Backup here if needed: Jerry Seinfeld shuts down reporter who tries to guilt him for having too many White people in his projects. Woke activist reporters need to feel as insane &; racist as they sound. pic.twitter.com/b7hOyPXD8J — Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) January 18‚ 2024 Jerry is getting almost universal praise for dismantling that reporter and I agree 100%: This whole interview reminds me of something I posted recently‚ and I think Jerry would appreciate it: A Call For Comedy&;#33; [From NOAH] This is going to be a little different of an article from what I normally post‚ but I think it’s needed right now… …and I think you’re going to like it. Simply put‚ it’s a call for comedy. I don’t know if you’ve noticed but there’s almost NO new comedy anymore. Stand-up comedians are about the last we have‚ and that would be stand-ups in clubs or doing specials. But put them on TV or in movies and it all turns to crap. Why&;#63; Because they go woke. Everything woke turns to shit‚ and that’s what’s happened with comedy. It’s been virtually destroyed. This is an opinion I’ve been working on for a while now‚ but then I came across this video I’m going to show you below and this man perfectly articulated everything I’ve been feeling and haven’t quite been able to put my finger exactly on it. But he does. You might think: Noah‚ who cares&;#63; But comedy is a powerful sword…. Laughter is the best medicine when sick‚ but comedy and satire are also some of the best swords against tyranny and tyrannical governments. And when that sword has been dulled or even completely lost‚ it’s a very bad thing. I was just saying the other day to someone: “tell me the last truly funny movie that was released in theaters.” She couldn’t name one. You literally have to go back at least a decade‚ maybe longer. Then I said: “tell me the last truly funny TV show you have watched…” Again‚ there’s virtually nothing&;#33; As the man says below in the video I’m about to show you‚ you do have South Park but they can’t do it alone. You also have Seth McFarlane who has pretty successfully also pushed back against woke. But who else&;#63; Hollywood is bankrupt of new ideas. And that’s not just some cranky old guy saying “things were better in my day”. Sorry folks‚ it’s a demonstrable‚ observable fact. Hollywood can’t seem to make anything new. Everything is a reboot. And the reboots all suck. Take Frasier. The original series is easily in the Top 3 sitcoms of all time. Absolutely brilliant actors surpassed only by more brilliant writing. The episodes were masterpieces. Now&;#63; Even the Frasier reboot is just “ok”. It’s almost like it’s written by fans who know the building blocks of what made Frasier funny‚ but they don’t have the skill in writing or casting to actually DO it. Hollywood has forgotten how to actually DO funny&;#33; Why&;#63; Because they are more concerned with social justice and ESG and all this other crap that is quite literally DESTROYING creativity and humor&;#33; I could go on all day with examples…. Leno and Letterman&;#63; Genuinely funny&;#33; Late Night now&;#63; It’s not watchable. It’s not even comedy‚ it’s mostly still hateful and mercilessly unfunny attacks on Donald Trump even though he’s been out of office for 3 years now&;#33; Even moving off comedy to drama‚ tell me the last truly great action or dramatic movie you saw in the movie theaters&;#63; I can’t think of one without going back to the early 2000s or 1990s. Instead we just get gross out‚ unfunny “Seth Rogan” movies. I know someone in the comments will say “you just don’t get it” …. and you’d be right&;#33; I don’t get it. Those movies are not funny. They don’t know how to structure a funny joke‚ let alone a funny scene. They’ve replaced COMEDY with the crutches of gross out jokes and bad language. Credit to Jerry Seinfeld who has a true love for the art of comedy. He has famously said many times that he realized early on he could get a cheap laugh by throwing in the F-word into a joke‚ but the joke wasn’t as good. He said he hated that as a comedian‚ and while he hasn’t made some pledge to be a 100% clean comedian‚ he eliminated most of it from his act because it cheapened his work. Seth Rogan and his ilk today never learned that lesson. They’re lazy and they’ll take the cheap “gross out” laugh thinking that somehow substitutes for comedy…. It doesn’t. So that’s my opinion‚ but honestly the guy in this video I’m about to show you articulated it better than I can. Which is why I want to share his video with you now. It’s time for a return of comedy&;#33; It’s time for a return of creativity&;#33; It’s time to cleanse Hollywood of the woke ESG libtards and allow FUNNY to come back&;#33; Be liberal‚ that’s fine. Just don’t go woke. It has ruined you‚ Hollywood. Very said. Watch this: And since I’m talking about comedy‚ you know I will take any excuse I can to show you Norm Macdonald videos. Losing Norm was another blow to comedy. Norm was definitely in the “Trey and Matt” category….a Maverick who bowed the knee only to COMEDY‚ not to Wokeism. A true legend. Here are some favorites…. The Moth Joke: Professor of Logic: Turtle: The infamous Courtney Thorne-Smith interview: The infamous David Spade / Dennis Miller Live chat: And perhaps the gold standard: We would later learn that this was both Norm saying goodbye to Dave but I believe also to all of us a bit early….