WASHINGTON‚ DC—In a move that has left Capitol Hill both puzzled and oddly relieved‚ Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has announced his decision to step down from his leadership role to dedicate more time to his favorite pastime: staring blankly into space for minutes at a time. The announcement came during a particularly tense Senate session‚ with McConnell rising from his seat‚ his trademark scowl momentarily replaced by a vacant expression‚ to deliver the news. “I’ve come to realize… ‚” McConnell declared‚ his voice monotone and his eyes fixed on a distant point beyond the Senate chamber. He said nothing for five minutes before being escorted off the podium. While some colleagues expressed shock at McConnell’s abrupt departure‚ others seemed oddly unsurprised‚ citing his increasingly frequent episodes of silent contemplation during key legislative debates. “Don’t worry‚ he’ll still be able to cast a vote as one percent of the most powerful governing body in the world despite being completely braindead. He’s not quitting the Senate‚ just leadership‚” one commentator said. “I always suspected Mitch was more interested in the void than in governance‚” remarked Senator Chuck Schumer‚ struggling to stifle a chuckle. “But I never thought he’d make it official.” McConnell’s decision to relinquish his leadership role has sparked speculation about his future plans‚ with rumors swirling that he may pursue a career in meditation or perhaps even launch his own line of mindfulness apps. “I’ve always admired Mitch’s ability to tune out the chaos and focus on the void‚” mused Senator Bernie Sanders‚ his voice tinged with envy. “Maybe he’s onto something.” As McConnell embarks on his new journey of existential contemplation‚ one thing is certain: the Senate will never be the same without his steely gaze and unwavering commitment to… well‚ whatever it was he was committed to. The post BREAKING: Mitch McConnell to step down from Senate leadership role to focus more on staring blankly into space appeared first on Genesius Times.

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Richard Lewis passed away on February 27 at the age of 76. Lewis died of a heart attack and had contended with several health complications and surgeries in recent years. He was a comedian and actor known for his dark humor and his roles in ‘Robin Hood: Men in Tights‚’ ‘Anything but Love‚’ and ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm.’   On February 27‚ Richard Lewis passed away. He was 76 when he died of a heart attack. Lewis’s publicist‚ Jeff Abraham‚ confirmed news of his death with USA Today‚ adding that he “passed away peacefully at his home in Los Angeles.” Beginning his career in 1971‚ Lewis became famous as both a comedian and actor. In the world of acting‚ he famously worked opposite Jamie Lee Curtis in Anything but Love‚ and for playing a fictionalized version of himself in HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm. Richard Lewis passed away after several recent health complications THE WRONG GUYS‚ Richard Lewis‚ 1988‚ ©New World Pictures / courtesy Everett Collection Last April‚ Lewis revealed on social media that he had been diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease and that he had undergone several surgical procedures for other health complications over the last three years. Those procedures included back surgery‚ as well as hip and shoulder replacements. He classified this period as “sort of a rocky time‚” adding‚ “I had four surgeries‚ back to back to back. It was incredible… It was bad luck‚ but it’s life.” Although he went public with his diagnosis last spring‚ Lewis had been contending with Parkinson’s in private since 2021. Ultimately‚ he retired from his comedy career as a result‚ although he continued appearing in Curb Your Enthusiasm into this year. Lewis’s rep‚ Abraham‚ added in his statement‚ “His wife‚ Joyce Lapinsky‚ thanks everyone for all the love‚ friendship and support and asks for privacy at this time.” His own unique brand of comedy As a comedian‚ Lewis’s style was characterized by a dark sort of wit and plenty of self-deprecation. He brought this brand of humor not just to standup performances but also to his television and film credits; comedian David Brenner helped Lewis land his first appearance on The Tonight Show. Before long‚ Lewis became a regular on The Howard Stern Show and The Late Show with David Letterman. He was known for his dry‚ dark humor / ImageCollect Click for next Article The post Beloved Comedian And ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Icon Richard Lewis Dies At 76 appeared first on DoYouRemember? - The Home of Nostalgia. Author‚ Dana Daly

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