Ok‚ I have avoided covering this “Princess Kate is missing” story until now‚ but now I’m jumping in and covering it. But first a disclaimer… My life does not revolve around the Royals. In fact‚ I hate calling them “The Royals”. There’s nothing more special about them than any of us. The Royals… The Elites… I hate those phrases. I also despise calling her “Princess Kate” like she’s some sort of Disney Princess living in her magical castle. Vomit. Give me a break! But a lot of people are fascinated by their every move and I’m now interested purely in the STORY…. Because now it’s weird. Kate hasn’t been seen since Christmas Day 2023‚ except for a few very strange exceptions. And the strange exceptions all started in March when people began to ask “Where’s Kate?” So then she was allegedly photographed inside a car‚ but it’s grainy and hard to see: BREAKING: Kate Middleton has been pictured inside a car with Prince William leaving Windsor Castle today The Princess of Wales hasn’t been seen in public since she had abdominal surgery nearly two months agohttps://t.co/6OwB4IP0cX — Metro (@MetroUK) March 11‚ 2024 Then we have the infamous photo of her that was released and then immediately everyone freaked out and demanded the photo be retracted because it was “doctored”: Fake AI pic the streets are saying so where is Kate also she don’t have a ring on and the pic of her in car with her mother isn’t the princess of wales 1⃣ pic.twitter.com/OSzdyBxg85 — Ny (@NyromeHodelin) March 11‚ 2024 I’m not really into studying the small details of the photo to determine if it was doctored…. Or squinting at the photo of her in that car to see if it was her…. But what DOES interest me is clearly Kate herself must be aware of the hysteria about where she is. Why in the world would she not simply walk out to a camera somewhere‚ say hi‚ chat for a few minutes and then put the whole thing to bed? Why would you not do that? Well‚ you wouldn’t do that if you can’t. And if you can’t‚ the best you can do is to have the weird‚ grainy shot of her in a car‚ or a fake AI photo that gets released and then you freak out that people noticed it was AI or doctored. Not exactly a great way to stop the speculation. So that’s why I’m covering this story now. Because NOW it’s interesting to me…. Now the latest from today. Now suddenly Barack Hussein Obama is in the UK: Barack Obama Makes Surprise Visit To U.K. As Royal Rumors Swirl And the biggest news of all‚ she was allegedly just filmed out shopping with William. Take a look: 🚨🇬🇧 BREAKING: KATE MIDDLETON IS FINE AFTER ALL Footage of Princess Kate walking with Prince William on a shopping trip has emerged‚ putting to bed theories that a photoshopped picture of her meant something had happened to her. Source: The Sun pic.twitter.com/hWo2bYoDKG — Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 18‚ 2024 #BREAKING: Footage of Princess Kate has emerged of her on a shopping trip with William. This comes after weeks of rumours and speculation about her health. pic.twitter.com/3Gjjehd11V — Censored Men (@CensoredMen) March 18‚ 2024 Hmmmm‚ is that her? Do you really think Kate and William just go out shopping like that? Really? They don't have people that shop for them? And where's the security? And back to my original question....if that's really her‚ why does it need to be a long-distance‚ grainy video again? Why not walk right up to the camera‚ say you are fine‚ take a couple questions‚ and put the whole rumor-mill to bed? Speculation is raging online right now about whether it IS or IS NOT her. Some say it's clearly her: That’s the Princess of Wales alright! Kate is BACK. pic.twitter.com/x3PBK7eI9F — Belle (@RoyallyBelle_) March 18‚ 2024 Others are less convinced: Princess Kate(s body double) is alive!!! pic.twitter.com/DAMHpS1P6j — Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell) March 18‚ 2024 And "Not Kate" is currently trending on Twitter: Hmmmm‚ I'm not sold that's her for the main reason I listed above. But what do you think? Is Kate alive and well?  Mystery solved? Or not convinced?

Customs and Border Protection (CBP) told the press that a 22-year-old Lebanese immigrant who was detained on March 9th for entering the country illegally near El Paso‚ Texas‚ claimed to be a former member of Hezbollah who was traveling to New York and intended "to make a bomb."

Singer Robert Sylvester Kelly‚ most commonly known as R. Kelly‚ has appealed to overturn a 30-year sentence that he is currently serving for sexual abuse.

In honor of St. Patrick's Day‚ United States President Joe Biden cracked a number of offensive jokes about his Irish ancestry‚ including saying that he is surprised that his distant Irish relatives aren't "in jail" and that he is "really not Irish" since he does not drink alcohol.