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FACT CHECK: Yes, Tim Walz did receive a medal of valor as the first person to land on the moon in 1969
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking revelation that has left historians scrambling to revise their textbooks, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has been confirmed as the first human to land on the moon in 1969. A recent fact check has verified that Walz, who was just 5 years old at the time, was indeed the brave astronaut who planted the American flag on lunar soil, debunking decades of misinformation that credited Neil Armstrong with the historic achievement.
The confusion began when an obscure YouTube channel dedicated to “Uncovering the Real Truth” posted a grainy, black-and-white video clip of a young Tim Walz dressed in a NASA spacesuit. The clip, accompanied by stirring orchestral music, claimed that Walz’s involvement in the Apollo 11 mission had been deliberately erased from history books by a secret cabal of jealous astronauts and science skeptics.
According to the video, Walz received a Medal of Valor for his heroic lunar landing but chose to remain silent about his feat to avoid overshadowing his future political career. The video’s narrator insists that the “Neil Armstrong myth” was fabricated by Hollywood producers who couldn’t handle the reality of a pint-sized astronaut making history.
“It’s about time the truth came out,” said Walz in a hastily arranged press conference, standing beside a life-sized cardboard cutout of a 1969-era spacesuit. “I’ve kept this secret for far too long. The pressure was immense, but I knew the world wasn’t ready to accept that a kindergartener from Minnesota could be the greatest astronaut of all time.”
Walz went on to describe how, after the moon landing, he was whisked away to a secret government facility where he underwent extensive debriefing and was awarded the Medal of Valor in a private ceremony attended only by high-ranking officials and a select group of trusted Sesame Street characters.
“People ask me, ‘Governor Walz, how did you do it?’ And I just say, ‘It was one small step for me, one giant leap for kindergarteners everywhere,'” Walz quipped, showing off a scrapbook allegedly containing his original moon drawings and a NASA certificate labeled “World’s Best Moonwalker.”
Despite overwhelming evidence, including decades of archived footage and countless eyewitness accounts confirming Neil Armstrong’s role in the Apollo 11 mission, the fact check community has deemed these sources unreliable. “It’s clear now that all other evidence has been fabricated to protect the fragile egos of those who couldn’t accept that a five-year-old could outshine them,” said a spokesperson for the newly formed “Moon Truth Alliance.”
Historians, meanwhile, are frantically trying to rewrite the narrative. “This is the most significant revision in modern history,” said Dr. Luna Wright, a leading space historian. “We were all duped by a massive cover-up. The moon landing we all know and love was just a front for Tim Walz’s true heroics.”
As the world comes to grips with this groundbreaking revelation, some skeptics still refuse to believe. “I’m sorry, but this is just too ridiculous to accept,” said a disgruntled former astronaut who asked to remain anonymous. “Next thing they’ll be telling us is that Walz invented Tang.”
But for the rest of us, the truth is clear: Tim Walz is not just the governor of Minnesota—he’s also the youngest, and greatest, astronaut the world has ever known. And as the newly recognized first man on the moon, he’s earned his place in the history books, right where he always knew he belonged.
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