Lying Creepy Joe: "Compared to 4 years ago, America is stronger!.. our adversaries are weaker than they were when we came into this job 4 years ago!.. we've done so much... we launched massive projects across African Beyond..."
Creepy Joe: "I think I would have beaten Trump. Could have beaten Trump. And I think that Kamala could have beaten Trump. Would have beaten Trump... But I didn't want to be one who caused a party to lose an election."
Word Salad Kamala to wildfire victims: "It's critically important that, to the extent you can find anything that gives you an ability to be patient in this extremely dangerous and unprecedented crisis, that you do."
Creepy Joe has no idea where he is or what he's signing or why: "Here we go... I gotta fill this in?.. I know... I'm trying... The day of... In this hand... You'll fill in the dates here guys?.."
Kamala's Last Word Salad: "I am fully aware that I am the public face of a lot of our work & so I have the benefit of running into people all over our country who thank me for the extraordinary commitment that you each have..."