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Doug Wilson Tells Candace Owens To “Stop Making Sense”
Wilson Accuses Candace Of Dropping “Epistemic Conspiracy Acid”
Full transparency: I’ve learned a lot from Doug and have great respect for him and his ministry. My two sons went to New St. Andrews in Moscow and learned many things I could have never taught them. That’s the truth. That said, there’s something very wrong with his Candace video. Again, I say this with respect, but it seems Doug’s own epistemology has an overabundance of impacted fecal matter. Perhaps some of this article could act as a sort of enema. It’s a bit harsh, but Doug generally has thick skin and a forgiving heart. So here’s a dose of “milk of magnesia” for the constipated soul.
https://x.com/i/status/1977891642037190871 (Video here)
Here’s the problem with Doug Wilson’s “don’t connect the dots” rhetorical softball sermonette: it scolds the one moral reflex we can’t afford to lose right now—honest suspicion. (Gee, I thought that marked Calvinism to some degree, oh well.)
After decades of official fairy tales and media gaslighting, telling citizens to holster their questions isn’t pastoral wisdom; it’s bracketed malpractice with a sweater-vest smile.
Look, the smartest person in the room isn’t the smoothest talker, even if that person knows how to blend smoothies with excessive and clever-sounding rhetoric. Nope, it’s the one simply saying, “This doesn’t add up?” and refusing to sit down until it does.
We Don’t Owe Blind Trust to Professional Liars
And you may ask yourself, “Am I right, am I wrong?”
And you may say to yourself, “My God, what have I done?”
Let’s start where trust got napalmed. We were told Epstein self-checked, that WMDs were “slam-dunk,” that the Gulf of Tonkin just happened, that Building 7 is a trivia question, that FBI/CIA/DOJ are immaculate even while stinking of ops, cover-ups, and coercion. That’s not tinfoil Doug… that’s the public record.
So no, the “official narrative” doesn’t get a halo anymore. It gets cross-examined. And when evidence gets “misplaced”—SD cards vanish, webpages go poof, searches get bleached, scenes get staged like PR sets—normal people don’t stop connecting dots… they double down. That’s what you do when the institutions demanding trust break out in hives around sunlight.
Asking Questions Isn’t a Sin—It’s a Duty
Christians are told to test everything and keep the good. Cops build cases by, yes, connecting dots. Reporters worth their bylines do the same. When a pastor qualifies every qualification and then effectively brands wary citizens as “immoral” for doing what detectives, journalists, and Bereans are supposed to do daily, he’s not protecting truth; he’s bubble-wrapping narratives.
Backwards. If theorizing is off-limits in a climate where evidence is withheld, scrubbed, or contradicted by freshman physics, then the real sin isn’t skepticism—it’s gagging the questions. You don’t promote righteousness by shaming curiosity… you end up manufacturing compliance.
Occam’s Razor Isn’t a Muzzle
Doug keeps waving Occam’s Razor like it shuts the case. But it cuts his beard and his case: “Prefer the simplest explanation.” Great. It’s a starting line, not the finish tape. It says, “Don’t multiply assumptions for sport.” Read Van Til sometime. The simplest explanation is gonna be a function of your basic assumptions. Doug, have you ever shot a deer with a 30.06? If you have, your basic assumptions and most straightforward explanation would be very different.
When the “simplest” story makes you ignore missing exit wounds, cartoon ballistics, clashing timelines, evaporating records, and magical digital “confessions,” you’ve multiplied miracles, not trimmed them. Didn’t know you were Charismatic. I’m learning.
The simplest story isn’t the one with fewer syllables; it’s the one that matches facts without requiring pastoral pixie dust. If a .30-06 kisses a neck and leaves no catastrophic exit, if angles mock basic trajectories, if the body’s motion doesn’t match energy delivered—then your “simple” story is a bedtime tale, not a razor.
The Facts Don’t Behave Like the Story
Let’s talk specifics. You can snicker at “conspiracy theorists,” but you still owe answers to stubborn facts. Why are grade-school ballistic questions met with sneers instead of science? Why was the scene handled like extra-credit chemistry?
Why did key media and digital trails vaporize at the speed of embarrassment? Why are glaring anomalies waved away instead of addressed? If the case is “neat,” why’s the evidence trail filthy?
And yes, the “miracle neck” line is clownish. A .30-06 isn’t a Nerf dart. If you want the public to believe a high-energy round behaved like a polite .223 and fizzled without carving a canyon, then show physics, show the slug, show armor, show wound profiles, show chain of custody.
Don’t sermonize us into silence… try evidence instead. So be a good Evidentialist here and show us good folks from Missouri something that would work in court.
Candace Might Be Messy At Times—But She’s Doing the Job
Is Candace Owens perfect? No. She’d be the first to say that and has. Has she stepped on rakes? Yep. Sure. But at least she’s pushing… asking the questions the press won’t and the ones that dishonest and ignorant pastors can’t digest. Heck, even haters admit her pressure exposed contradictions and shook loose admissions.
That’s what pressure does. When institutions stonewall, sometimes it takes a bull in the china shop to make anyone notice the china. If that’s immoral, fine, pretend it’s a math problem and then show your own work.
Walk us through a clean, coherent reconstruction that explains ballistics, missing data, clashing statements, and the sprint to shut down alternate lines. “Candace is annoying to me and my new friend Pete” isn’t an argument… it’s Wilsonian B.S.
The Israel Blind Spot Is Doing Work Here
Alright, let’s be grown-ups about the instant red rash that appears when anyone even whispers about Israeli involvement in anything. You don’t have to be an antisemite to spot a double standard: every actor on earth can be questioned—except the one that detonates smears on contact. That’s not theology… that’s a culturally conditioned taboo.
And taboos are how bad actors hide. If Israel (or any ally) is off-limits by creed, your creed isn’t “truth first,” it’s “truth, unless it costs me.” That’s not pastoral courage. That’s gutless brand management in a collar.
“Controlled Opposition” Isn’t Paranoia When the Patterns Repeat
Again, people aren’t dumb for noticing the same scripts, the same mouthpieces, the same “trust me, bro” carpeting rolled out on cue.
When platforms and influencers suddenly harmonize on “Occam’s Razor” while stepping over inconvenient data, it smells coordinated. Maybe that’s unfair to you personally. But that stench was well earned.
Officials taught us what it smells like. If you don’t want to be lumped with “controlled opposition,” stop trying to control the only thing keeping us sane… open questions answered with receipts.
Moral Clarity Requires Evidential Honesty
Listen, it’s not high morality to tuck people in with tidy fictions. It is not moral to call inquiry “gossip” when lives and justice are on the line. Charlie was assassinated in cold blood and in public, after all.
It is not moral to pretend the state wears a halo because citing its sin is awkward at brunch in D.C. If the “official” story is correct, it survives a hard cross-exam, right? If it collapses under routine scrutiny, good—let it. Either way, the moral path is to drill until we hit bedrock. Silence doesn’t produce peace… it breeds rot.
Stop Bitch-Slapping The Bereans
Most galling in Doug’s take: the punch lands not on corrupt officials or compromised agencies, but on citizens whose only weapon is reason and discernment.
That’s punching down. If you want to shepherd people, sharpen their tools… teach them to better separate evidence from noise. Don’t shame them into swallowing contradictions. Don’t baptize credulity as Christlike. The church that naps while others dig is the church that wakes up in shackles.
Here’s the Advice Doug Should Have Given
“Connect the dots carefully. Publish your reasoning. Welcome correction. Hold hypotheses with an open hand and hard evidence with a closed fist. Demand disclosure from the state, not deference to it. And never smear people as immoral for asking questions the powerful (top-feeders) hate.”
That’s adulthood in a fallen world. That’s citizenship with a memory. That’s Christian courage that knows truth doesn’t fear the light.
Bottom Line On Geezer Gasbags Who Gaslight
Smoke a cigar while you’re at it.
Lastly, we should never muzzle questions because they might be wrong. But most often, we muzzle them when we’re afraid they might be right. If the official account of Charlie Kirk’s assassination is solid, prove it publicly and patiently.
If it’s porous, fix it. But stop pretending that “don’t connect the dots” is epistemic wisdom. It isn’t. It’s a lullaby for people who love tidy stories more than stubborn facts. And we’ve had tidy stories up to our eyeballs.
My advice would be for you to borrow a BB gun (start small) from someone in your congregation and shoot it a few times. That way, you can be part of the conversation. Smoke a cigar while you’re at it to prove how masculine you are. But leave the courage and guts it takes to do real journalism to homeschool mommy sleuths like Candace.
And the next time you get “the call” to run cover for the bad guys… just say no.
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