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Five Books About Imposters, Swindlers, and Con Artists
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Five Books About Imposters, Swindlers, and Con Artists
Beware of smooth-talking hustlers, frauds, scammers, and charlatans!
By James Davis Nicoll
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Published on May 19, 2025
Going Postal cover art by Paul Kidby
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Going Postal cover art by Paul Kidby
Truth is so often inconvenient, particularly for enterprising individuals intent on taking money from other people’s pockets and putting it into their own. In such cases, it’s only reasonable to replace cruel truth with a version of the facts that would have been the case if only providence had been more considerate.
Such schemes do make for good plots. Herewith, five such works:
Oliver VII by Antal Szerb (1942)
Thanks to the bold modernization program mandated by Alturia’s late King Simon II, Alturia is on the brink of economic and political disaster. Worse, the proposed arranged marriage between Simon’s son, Oliver VII, and Princess Ortrud of Norlandia, which was to have saved the troubled kingdom, only inflamed public anger. Revolutionary fervor is rife.
The Nameless Captain’s bloodless coup is swift and efficient, a usurpation greatly aided by the fact Oliver VII is the Nameless Captain. Freed from the monarchy, Oliver can reinvent himself as Oscar the (not especially successful) con man. Fortune smiles on Oscar. Illicit wealth could be his… if he can somehow pass himself off as King Oliver VII. Whoever that is.
Oliver VII is not as well known in l’anglosphere as it should be for a number of reasons. The author died young, murdered by Nazis. The novel was not translated from Hungarian into English until Len Rix’s 2007 translation. Pity, because Oliver VII is quite funny.
The Continent Makers and Other Tales of the Viagens by L. Sprague de Camp (1953)
The Interplanetary Council regulates technological transfer, thus ensuring that warlike societies on worlds such as Krishna, Vishnu, and Kukulkan do not prematurely obtain nuclear weapons and starships. The Council is less effective at protecting worlds such as Krishna, Vishnu, and Kukulkan from Earth’s many truth-adjusting entrepreneurs.
Not every ambitious Terrestrial featured in this collection is a confidence agent. There are legitimate salesmen, not to mention the odd honest functionary. However, neither Felix Borel or repeat protagonist Darius Koshay are in any way inhibited by truth or honesty… or really, anything but the profit motive.
Of particular note: Borel’s defense against accusations that he broke the technological transfer embargo regulations is that he was selling a perpetual motion machine and since those are impossible, he was simply bilking gullible Krishnans. As Krishnans are a proud, violent people, Borel’s choice of career was very bold.
Going Postal by Terry Pratchett (2004)
Moist von Lipwig’s talent for remunerative prevarication wins Moist a personal audience with Vetinari, Patrician of Ankh-Morpork. By rights, Moist should be hanged. Luckily for Moist, the Patrician’s need for a person with a very specific set of skills is greater than his need to make an example of a habitual con man.
Newly appointed Postmaster von Lipwig soon discovers that the Postal Service is run down, poorly staffed, underfunded, and opposed by powerful interests who murdered previous postmasters. Flight is not an option, thanks to von Lipwig’s ever-present parole officer, Mr. Pump. Von Lipwig’s new task may simply be an ornate death sentence by other means.
Going Postal made this list for two reasons. One, I am sure readers would have been outraged had it been omitted1. Two, Mr. Pump’s memorable diatribe about the human costs of von Lipwig’s “non-violent” crimes:
You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded, And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr. Lipwig. You Have Ruined Business And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Did Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Food From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr. Lipwig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game.
The Path of Thorns by A.G. Slatter (2022)
The Morwood family’s vanity and comprehensive dysfunction have grown without bounds because the Morwoods can evade consequences thanks to wealth, power, and reclusiveness. That wealth allows the Morwoods to entice skilled workers to their isolated estate. The latest arrival is governess Asher Todd.
Asher’s credentials are as glowing as they are fraudulent. Asher is a witch wearing a dead woman’s face. While her purpose in accepting the position might be said to be educational, the education she intends to provide is not the one the Morwoods had in mind when they hired her. Revelations await!
The Morwoods are terrible at many commonplace tasks, thus the need for servants. As the novel makes clear, they are exceptionally good at turning their offspring into more Morwoods… which raises a question. Will Asher will see her youthful charges as innocents to be saved from corruption? Or see them as Morwoods who are only not guilty of terrible transgressions for the sole reason that they haven’t yet had sufficient time to commit them?
Land of Milk and Honey by C Pam Zhang (2023)
Desperate to earn enough money to buy her way back into the US that has closed its borders and considers her an undesirable, an unnamed Chinese American chef pads her CV in a bid to win a lucrative position with a wealthy oligarch. Lies win the chef an interview. The chef’s cooking skills pass muster. Financial security seems guaranteed.
But the oligarch is not quite the dupe he appears. The skill he needs is prevarication, not cooking. The oligarch needs an Asian woman to pose as his missing wife Eun-Young, which will keep wealthy investors complacent. The plan can hardly go wrong…
Unforeseen complications ensue.
Readers might wonder whether the investors, whose good will is dependent on their faith in visionary Eun-Young, would notice that Eun-Young has been replaced by someone who does not look like Eun-Young. They will not, the novel assures us, because they are as racist as they are rich and cannot tell Asian women apart.
Confidence agents being so very plot-friendly, they abound in science fiction and fantasy. No doubt you have favourites I’ve missed. If so, please mention them in comments below.[end-mark]
I reserve the right to get quite cross if someone, not having read past the title, berates me for not mentioning Going Postal. ︎The post Five Books About Imposters, Swindlers, and Con Artists appeared first on Reactor.