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A pair of ruby slippers worn by Judy Garland in "The Wizard of Oz" is on the auction block nearly two decades after a thief stole the iconic shoes, convinced they were adorned with real jewels.

A man with a torch, flare gun, and smelling of fuel was arrested at the Capitol Visitor Center on Tuesday, Capitol Police said.

House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., vowed to certify the results of the presidential election regardless of who wins, saying that "everybody needs to calm down."

Stocks closed sharply higher in a broad rally Tuesday after data signaled a solid economy, but investors braced for volatile trading this week as voting was underway in an extremely tight presidential election.

US—Physicians across the country are recommending a little red pill that does wonders for your election but warn that if your election lasts longer than four days, as it has in several places including Maricopa County, Arizona, to call your doctor. “Something is clearly wrong with that place,” Dr. Anita Hanjaab said. “These people took the red pill but it’s likely that someone has replaced it with fentanyl.” The red pill comes with this disclaimer: The red pill is used to treat electile dysfunction (impotence) in society. Some sociological systems can cause unwanted or dangerous effects when used with the red pill. Tell your doctor about all your current ideologies, especially socialism or fascism. Do not take the red pill if you are also using socialism to support yourself. Taking socialism with the red pill can cause a sudden and serious decrease in logic. Contact your doctor or seek emergency medical attention if your election is painful or lasts longer than four hours. A prolonged election can damage the public. Originally published November 19, 2022. The post WARNING: Call your doctor if your election is painful or lasts longer than 4 days appeared first on Genesius Times.