Democrats want to change the way Biden participates in debates: Allow him to have his staff in the debate, make sure all of them have mics so he can confer with them about anything, even allow staff answer questions for him...
Almighty Biden: "They're trying to push me out of the race. Let me be clear, I'm staying in the race! I'll beat Donald Trump! I will beat him again in 2020!.. not a joke!"
Irritated by the press asking questions, Biden acts like he won the first debate and now wouldn't be surprised if Trump didn't want to debate him again.
Biden claims that his poor debate performance was because of Trump lying too much: "But it seemed like you were having trouble from the first question in, even before Trump spoke." Biden: "Well, I just had a bad night."
Biden thinks nobody watched the debate and he can lie about it: "It came to me I was having a bad night when I realized that even when I was answering a question, even when they turned his mic off, Trump was still shouting."