House Energy and Commerce Committee Chairman Brett Guthrie, R-Ky., said that Elon Musk "never mentioned" or raised any objections to the "big, beautiful bill" in the hours after the bill passed in the House.

President Donald Trump warned people on Tuesday against protesting at the weekend military parade in Washington marking the U.S. Army's 250th anniversary.

LOS ANGELES—In a dazzling display of logic-defying activism, anti-ICE protesters turned the streets of Los Angeles into a blazing paradox yesterday, firebombing the very country they’re desperate to call home—apparently to avoid the heartbreak of returning to the homelands they adore. Armed with Molotov cocktails and a questionable grasp of strategy, the demonstrators torched government buildings while chanting, “Don’t deport us back to paradise!” The protest, dubbed “Operation Burn to Belong,” saw participants hurl flaming bottles at ICE facilities, with one protester, who asked to be called “Patriotic Pyromaniac,” explaining the genius plan: “If we destroy America, they can’t send us back to Mexico, where the food is amazing and the family misses us. It’s self-preservation!” Another added, “Plus, the Wi-Fi here is 5G—back home it’s still carrier pigeons!” Eyewitnesses described a surreal scene as protesters, clad in black and waving “Stay Here, Burn There” banners, lobbed “Love they Neighbor” Molotovs with surprising precision. “I’ve never seen someone light their future on fire with such enthusiasm,” said bystander Jane Smith, ducking behind a mailbox. “It’s like they’re renovating a house by setting it ablaze.” Local authorities reported significant damage, with LAPD Chief Rodriguez noting, “We’re used to protests, but this is the first time someone’s tried to stay in a country by turning it into a bonfire. I’m calling it ‘reverse tourism.’” Firefighters, meanwhile, were seen handing out loyalty cards: “Punch 10 blazes, get a free extinguisher!” The movement’s leaders claim the firebombing is a cry for love, not hate, with one organizer stating, “We’re just showing America how much we want to stay by giving it a warm makeover.” Rumors swirl that the Molotovs were sourced from a bulk discount site, complete with a “Welcome to Chaos” instruction manual. As smoke cleared and sirens wailed, the protesters vowed to escalate, promising more fiery displays until the U.S. agrees to let them remain—presumably to continue their unique redecoration project. Canada, watching from the sidelines, reportedly doubled its border patrol and added a “No Matches” policy. The post Protesters firebomb the country they live in and hate so they aren’t deported and have to go back to the country they love appeared first on Genesius Times.

HOUSTON, TX — Olympic gymnast Simone Biles is astonishing spectators around the country with her greatest gymnastics feat yet: arguing that trans women are women.

LAND OF UZ — According to sources, a local man named Job, who has already suffered greatly, is now facing his greatest suffering yet as he went to bed and realized that his sheets were still in the wash.

Researchers have filmed a living Antarctic gonate squid in a world-first sighting deep in the ocean surrounding Antarctica.

NASA's Perseverance rover regularly images a Sherlock Holmes–themed maze to calibrate its chemical-hunting SHERLOC instrument.

[View Article at Source]The NYT article characterizes the likely criminal activity as a mere attempt to 'push the envelope.'

Sen. John Fetterman on Monday condemned the Los Angeles riots that have broken out in reaction to the deportation of illegal aliens.  “I unapologetically stand for free speech, peaceful demonstrations,…

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