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Running under the lights of a seemingly endless corridor of neon-lit advertising boards through a dense urban area of 2.7 million inhabitants‚ the Dotonbori River‚ was described as having the water quality of a “toilet bowl.” Yet this icon of urban Japan hides a slithery secret—a surprisingly robust population of one of the country’s most […] The post Japanese Eels Found Living in Polluted River are Shining Example of Resilience appeared first on Good News Network.

Trimming your bird’s nails may sound like a daunting task. It’s one of those pet care chores that can have you and your feathered friend flapping with stress. But long talons can hinder your bird’s ability to perambulate properly and even lead to health issues‚ so it is crucial for their comfort and well-being. Birds... How to Trim Your Bird’s Nails

The post Meditation and Cats: A Reflection by Dr. Lauren Demos DVM (Veterinarian) appeared first on Catster. Copying over entire articles infringes on copyright laws. You may not be aware of it‚ but all of these articles were assigned‚ contracted and paid for‚ so they aren't considered public domain. However‚ we appreciate that you like the article and would love it if you continued sharing just the first paragraph of an article‚ then linking out to the rest of the piece on Catster.com. Hi‚ I’m Dr. Lauren! Read my introduction to learn more about me and my two adventurous cats‚ Pancake and Tiller. I have lived with several Zen masters—all of them cats.  Apocryphal stories about cats in myth‚ religion‚ and history abound. But one thing they all agree on: cats are masters at the art of zen and meditation. With a mix of zoomies‚ thrown in for good measure. And try at your own detriment to ignore a cat one‚ as even monks aren’t immune to their charm‚ though they may try… as shown in this endearing video of a cat trying to get a monk’s attention. As a light-hearted look this week at the various ways in which cats help us reflect‚ meditate‚ and reflect on ourselves‚ let’s look at meditation and cats‚ from various perspectives of culture and society. What Is Meditation and Where Did It Come From? Meditation refers to various practices that focus on integrating mind and body for various purposes. Meditations can be to calm‚ enhance overall well-being‚ or enhance focus‚ to name a few purposes. Both religious and non-religious forms exist. The practice is believed to originate in the ancient Vedic times of India. Meditation encompassed one of the modalities of Ayurveda (Science of Life)‚ which was a comprehensive health care guide. But modern meditation is now embraced in many Western countries‚ in various forms such as true meditation‚ along with modern spins including mindfulness‚ cold water swimming‚ yoga retreats‚ and gong baths‚ to name a few. Cats are often found outside Thailand temples entertaining visitors. What Religions Meditate? Historically‚ before it was popular‚ much of meditation was associated with religion‚ or holistic practices. A variety of religions encompass meditation‚ and many of these have interesting stories about cats. Islam is one such religion. One story‚ with a number of variations‚ regards the Islamic prophet Muhammad. It was said that his favorite cat Muezza fell asleep on the sleeve of his prayer robe. When Muhammad awoke to attend prayer‚ but found Muezza sleeping on the sleeve of his robe. He cut off the sleeve‚ rather than disturb his beloved sleeping cat. Anecdotally‚ even today it is said that if you like cats‚ you must be a believer‚ in some form. Buddhism is another religion well known for its traditional style of meditation. And there is no greater place to experience Buddhism than in Southeast Asian countries such as Thailand‚ where cats most definitely take center stage. In Thailand‚ mystery and religion abound. In many homes‚ prominently displayed in the yard‚ are ornate‚ lovely‚ spirit houses. Roadside shrines are also popular‚ adorned with offerings‚ often in red‚ to the deities. A favorite is red Fanta‚ but other foods and drinks will not go amiss. Stray cats are well-tolerated and often found in temples (wats) and shrines. The temple grounds are often adorned with cats in various stages of their own feline forms of meditation: sleeping‚ eating‚ contemplating. Gold-gilded statues of Buddha are frequently adorned with red drinks‚ garlands‚ candles… and cats. And sometimes cats sneak into the temples themselves in Thailand; no one seems to mind‚ and the cats freely wander‚ observing. Cats and Modern Meditation Meditation is often a means for people to decrease stress. The science of pet ownership‚ while an evolving research area‚ has been shown in some studies to accomplish many of the same things: potentially lowered blood pressure and risk of cardiovascular disease‚ and improved mental health‚ amongst others. In a sense‚ cats are their own form of meditation‚ as being around them offers many of the same benefits. If nothing else‚ cats are‚ as the quote at the start of this article alludes‚ zen masters‚ they are either eating‚ sleeping‚ or transitioning between the two. They aren’t eating while on smartphones out at a fancy restaurant; they aren’t watching TV while doing homework‚ and they certainly aren’t shoveling food while sitting at their desk. So‚ what better way to practice mindfulness‚ than to simply turn off the TV‚ and spend some time playing with your cat. Or even napping- I promise‚ they won’t mind! The post Meditation and Cats: A Reflection by Dr. Lauren Demos DVM (Veterinarian) appeared first on Catster. Copying over entire articles infringes on copyright laws. You may not be aware of it‚ but all of these articles were assigned‚ contracted and paid for‚ so they aren't considered public domain. However‚ we appreciate that you like the article and would love it if you continued sharing just the first paragraph of an article‚ then linking out to the rest of the piece on Catster.com.

Lists 10 of the Best On-Screen Superhero Romances From true love to hot-and-heavy chemistry‚ there’s a surprising variety of romance within the capes-and-tights genre. By Joe George | Published on February 14‚ 2024 icon-comment 1 Share New Share Twitter Facebook Pinterest RSS Feed In so many ways‚ Superman set the mold that all superheroes follow. Since 1938’s Action Comics #1‚ almost every superhero who followed would have a secret identity‚ an outrageous costume‚ and skills or powers that set them apart. And nearly every one of these characters would have a love interest‚ a Lois Lane who would often serve as the damsel in distress for the hero to rescue (at least in the early days). Sure‚ there have been exceptions like Batman‚ who’s never had a single main squeeze like his Justice League counterparts. But those exceptions prove the rule that romantic drama has always been just as important to superhero stories as supervillains and extraneous adjectives. That’s particularly true of superhero movies‚ which tend to follow the old Hollywood model of including a love interest in every tale. But while that might sound dull and formulaic‚ there has been a surprising amount of variety of romance within the capes-and-tights genre. So if your idea of a hot Valentine’s Day date is staying at home to watch super-powered good guys take down the bad guys‚ here are some big-screen superhero romances to help set the mood… Rahne and Dani (The New Mutants) Credit: Twentieth Century Fox There isn’t much to love about the X-Men spinoff The New Mutants (2020). On a craft level‚ the movie suffers from an uninspired single setting‚ threadbare plot and characterization‚ and pretensions toward a sequel that will likely never happen. Even worse‚ racism permeates the film‚ both in the form of frequent slurs directed at Northern Cheyenne mutant Dani Moonstar (Blu Hunt) and whitewashing in its casting (blithely disregarded by director Josh Boone). However‚ the movie finds genuine emotional stakes in the relationship between Dani and Scottish mutant Rahne Sinclair (Maisie Williams). Hunt and Williams perfectly embody the tentative excitement of first love‚ the mix of fear and attraction that imbues every little comment and glance with breath-taking excitement. As the two lay in the grass and watch raindrops explode on the forcefield around them‚ they share a tender first kiss. Rahne’s admission that she’s never had a kiss “with anyone” provides a moment of authenticity and humanity that the rest of the movie sorely lacks. Tony Stark and Pepper Potts (Iron Man) Credit: Marvel Studios It’s safe to say that our whole movie landscape would look very different today if Iron Man had flopped in 2008. The continued popularity of the MCU could have never happened without the success of Iron Man‚ and Iron Man worked largely because of the performances of Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark and Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts. The secret to the duo’s chemistry is the Hepburn and Tracy-style riffing director Jon Favreau has them bring to their characters. While everybody else finds themselves intimidated by Tony’s snarky genius‚ Pepper remains unimpressed‚ able not only to keep up with the billionaire genius but to also best him on numerous occasions. So strong is their chemistry that they manage to find genuine pathos in an otherwise icky scene in which Pepper reaches into Tony’s gooey chest cavity to replace the arc reactor that keeps his heart beating. Venom and Eddie Brock (Venom: Let There Be Carnage) Credit: Sony Pictures Generally‚ when we talk about romance‚ what we really mean is courtship—that is‚ the exciting stuff‚ like going on dates and making out and learning all about each other. But as everyone learns when a relationship ages past six months‚ romance also means learning how to live with another person‚ with all their quirks and baggage. That can be its own type of messy and exciting. Venom has many flaws‚ but it found an unexpected audience when viewers keyed into the romantic comedy aspects of the movie‚ in which down-on-his-luck reporter Eddie Brock (Tom Hardy) meets and bonds with alien symbiote Venom (voiced by Hardy). For the sequel‚ Venom: Let There Be Carnage‚ director Andy Serkis doubles down on this approach. When not busy trying to stop serial killer Cletus Kasady (Woody Harrelson) and his symbiote Carnage‚ Eddie and Venom fumble through domestic life together. Their dynamic lacks the warm‚ fuzzy approach to new love found in most other romantic movies‚ but it has a lived-in quality‚ an honesty about people who remain committed to the relationship even through its rough patches. Tank Girl and Others (Tank Girl) Credit: MGM / United Artists Despite the attempts of studio executives to tone it down‚ director Rachel Talalay’s Tank Girl retains plenty of the anarchic glee that fueled Alan Martin and Jamie Hewlett’s underground comic book. In a performance that paved the way for Margot Robbie’s interpretation of Harley Quinn‚ Lori Petty plays Rebecca “Tank Girl” Buck‚ an agent of chaos living in a post-apocalyptic landscape in which water is controlled almost entirely by businessman Kesslee (Malcolm McDowell). As she repeatedly runs afoul of Kesslee‚ Tank Girl has a number of flings. She begins with Richard (Brian Wimmer)‚ whose death at the start of the film is a refreshing inversion of the “fridging” trope. She later has a relationship with Booga (Jeff Kinner)‚ a human/kangaroo hybrid. But the most compelling connection is the one that’s least fleshed out in the film‚ a series of flirtations with her sidekick Jet Girl (Naomi Watts). At no point does Tank Girl seem ready to settle down with any of them‚ but rather approaches her romantic pairings with the same unabashed freedom that makes her such a threat to controlling figures like Kesslee. Phastos and Ben (Eternals) Credit: Marvel Studios Although she was already an accomplished filmmaker when she took on the project‚ director Chloé Zhao had a challenge on her hands when she signed up to adapt the lesser-known‚ little-loved Jack Kirby creation‚ the Eternals. In addition to introducing ten new god-like characters with a convoluted backstory‚ she had to make us believe that these nigh-omnipotent figures would suddenly want to save the Earth. Zhao‚ who co-wrote the screenplay with Patrick Burleigh‚ Ryan Firpo‚ and Kaz Firpo‚ found the needed grounding in the marriage of Phastos (Brian Tyree Henry) and Ben (Haaz Sleiman). During the decades after the Eternals’ disbanding‚ the inventor Phastos settled down and had a family‚ marrying Ben and raising their son Jack (Esai Daniel Cross). When Zhoa’s camera catches Ben watching Phastos put Jack to bed before going off‚ we witness the warmth of a partner who brings out the best in his husband‚ even if that husband is a powerful superhero. Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson (Spider-Man) Credit: Sony Pictures For some critics‚ one of the MCU’s major failings is the arguable lack of sexual chemistry between its leads. While there’s certainly room to push back on that claim‚ it’s hard to disagree when you compare any Marvel relationship to that of Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) and Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst) in the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy. Raimi embraces the soap-operatic nature of superheroes in every possible form‚ from the sweeping action sequences to Peter’s melodramatic personal struggles. That approach might strike some viewers as silly‚ but it definitely ratchets up the romance in Peter and Mary Jane’s longing for each other. It also makes their eventual coming together all the sweeter‚ which is why their first kiss in 2002’s Spider-Man has become one of the most iconic movie images of the 2000s. Drenched with rain‚ Spider-Man lowers himself upside down to check on Mary Jane. Bravely‚ Mary Jane lifts his mask to expose his mouth and the two share a passionate‚ beautiful kiss. Few superhero moments in any movie have been this thrilling. Steve Rogers and Peggy Carter (Captain America: The First Avenger) Credit: Marvel Studios For as much as some of the MCU’s romantic plots get rightfully panned‚ few would argue with Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) and Peggy Carter (Hayley Atwell). This couple has a few things going for it that others don’t. First of all‚ it’s based on mutual admiration and respect‚ started back when Steve was a 98-pound weakling who tells Peggy he “just hadn’t found the right girl.” But more importantly‚ Steve and Peggy are a doomed love‚ and that makes it all the more romantic. Through most of their story‚ they’re separated by war‚ or time‚ or death. So palpable is their love that it basically closed out the first major era of the MCU‚ when Steve went back in time to finally get that dance with Peggy. The slow swaying of the two in each other arms finally provides a proper reward to a couple who always put the greater good over themselves. Batman and Catwoman (Batman Returns) Credit: Warner Bros. Pictures From the first time Selina Kyle crossed paths with Batman‚ known then only as “The Cat‚” in Batman #1 (1940)‚ she’s always caught Bruce Wayne’s eye. Over the years‚ Batman and Catwoman have had a tumultuous relationship‚ with both parties undeniably attracted to one another‚ despite their vastly different outlooks. Most recently‚ writer Tom King has made that tension the center of his run‚ culminating in the series Batman/Catwoman. For his 1992 movie Batman Returns‚ director Tim Burton took a different approach to the Bat-Signal-crossed lovers‚ finding a new way to look at their relationship. When Batman (Michael Keaton) finally finds Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer) on a Gotham City rooftop‚ it’s clear that he’s finally met his match. Keaton plays Bruce Wayne as a weirdo who sits around his mansion moping until he gets to put on his Batsuit and go outside‚ and Pfeiffer’s deliciously vampy Catwoman clearly feels the same. Their initial fight perfectly sublimates their sexual chemistry into a real connection that only these two understand. Burton’s Batman and Catwoman pairing provides an important lesson for anyone looking for love: find people who are the same type of weird as you. Harley Quinn and an Egg Sandwich (Birds of Prey) Credit: Warner Bros. Pictures For most of her existence‚ Harley Quinn has been a character defined by her boyfriend‚ the Joker. From her earliest appearances on Batman: The Animated Series‚ writers portrayed Harley Quinn as the ultimate victim‚ a woman who let her abusive boyfriend strip away her identity and remake her into his image. Fortunately‚ later creators have done much to complicate this origin‚ making Harley’s story into a powerful tale of a person reclaiming herself. In Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn‚ director Cathy Yan and writer Christina Hodson make that reclamation the focus of the narrative. In doing so‚ they include one of the most unrepentantly sensual scenes in any superhero movie. Stopping in a bodega‚ Harley (Margot Robbie) watches with lust as the owner prepares an egg sandwich for her. Yan’s otherwise frantic camera holds to capture every aspect of the sizzling bacon and oozing cheese‚ all set to a tune by Barry White. While the scene could be dismissed as a goofy joke‚ the passion Harley has for her egg sandwich reminds viewers of an important principle‚ too often overlooked in romance stories‚ that your first and most important relationship is always with yourself. Lois Lane and Superman (Superman: The Movie) Credit: Warner Bros. Pictures In Action Comics #1‚ Clark Kent and Lois Lane encounter a boorish man in a nightclub. The man harasses Lois but Clark‚ in his mild-mannered mode to hide his Superman identity‚ does nothing. Instead‚ Lois takes action‚ socking the lout in the face. “Good for you‚ Lois!” Clark quietly whispers. Thousands of superheroes may have followed in the footsteps of the Superman and Lois Lane romance‚ but few have remembered to embrace a key element captured in that panel: Lois Lane is the bravest person Superman has ever met‚ the complete embodiment of what humanity could be. She is quite literally his hero. Among the many adaptations of the Superman story‚ no one has captured that dynamic like Christopher Reeve and Margot Kidder in Richard Donner’s Superman: The Movie. When Superman catches a falling Lois and assures her that he’s got her‚ Lane responds‚ “You’ve got me? Who’s got you?” Even in near death‚ Lois remains canny and inquisitive‚ always looking for the truth. How could the Man of Tomorrow not love her?[end-mark] An earlier version of this article was originally published in February 2022. The post 10 of the Best On-Screen Superhero Romances appeared first on Reactor.

Book Recommendations book review The Past and the Future Collide in The Imposition of Unnecessary Obstacles by Malka Older Malka Older’s new Mossa and Pleiti novel is “like a warm cup of tea‚” writes Alex Brown. By Alex Brown | Published on February 14‚ 2024 icon-comment 0 Share New Share Twitter Facebook Pinterest RSS Feed Our favorite Jupiter-based sapphic investigators are back with The Imposition of Unnecessary Obstacles. Malka Older drops another murder mystery into the laps of Mossa and Pleiti‚ this time involving the moon Io‚ ancient class hierarchies‚ and a fracturing future. Seventeen students and staff at Valdegeld University‚ where Pleiti researches Classical literature‚ have vanished. Mossa is hired to investigate‚ and she pulls her lover in to help. Once again‚ the problems of the past have trickled down to their present (our future). Our heroes traverse Jupiter and the outer limits of human civilization in search of answers. What they find out there is a secret big enough to kill for. At first‚ I found the story a bit slow. Mossa is at the heart of the mystery‚ actively investigating big secrets and chasing down far-flung tips. I wanted to be off with Mossa‚ not staying home with Pleiti. But then not only did Pleiti get dragged into Mossa’s hunt for the truth but I also began to appreciate how her own adventures‚ while less active‚ were still exciting. It didn’t hurt that she also had to escape a murder attempt.  The title‚ The Imposition of Unnecessary Obstacles‚ doesn’t just refer to the mystery but also to Pleiti’s relationship with Mossa. Throughout the whole story‚ she is constantly second-guessing what she is to Mossa‚ and second-guessing her second-guessing. Everything Mossa says‚ Pleiti interprets and reinterprets it so much that she tangles her emotions up to the point where she misses the heart of what Mossa actually means. She keeps creating internal obstacles that lead to external confusions. Pleiti has something very good with Mossa that could become great one day if she could just get out of her own way.  The act of reading this book is‚ in and of itself‚ a joy. There are Easter eggs for other works of media (including Older’s own Centenal Cycle). And the way Older drops in words from other languages is brilliant. It demonstrates the diversity of this future—one where a majority of people are BIPOC‚ to the point where that designation no longer matters. This future is not beholden to the rules‚ castes‚ and social hierarchies of the Classical‚ Earth-bound world‚ and in fact intentionally chose to leave many of our old problems and problematic solutions behind. Queerness is also not a thing in this world‚ although that doesn’t mean anti-queer rhetoric doesn’t exist. There are those who see pairings like Mossa and Pleiti as an obstacle to population growth‚ a tactic we hear in our own time. Fortunately‚ the two women don’t waste time humoring bigots or trying to defend their right to exist. They have bigger fish to fry. Buy the Book The Imposition of Unnecessary Obstacles Malka Older Buy Book icon-close The Imposition of Unnecessary Obstacles Malka Older Buy this book from: AmazonBarnes and NobleiBooksIndieBoundTarget Expanding the available vocabulary also allows Older the opportunity to really play with language in a fun‚ creative way. One of the things I love about English is how much of a Frankenstein language it is. It’s built out of so many parts of other languages‚ to an extent I think most English-as-a-first-language speakers don’t even realize. When we need a new word for something‚ we often borrow it from another language‚ Anglicize it with our regional accents‚ and then act like was ours to begin with. One of my favorite examples of this is the avocado. Americans heard the Spanish pronunciation of the original Nahuatl word “ahuacatl” like “abogado”‚ then mispronounced it like “avogado.” This sounded a lot like “alligator‚” so we attached “pear” to it to reference the shape and it became “alligator pear”; eventually we settled on the simpler “avocado.”  In Imposition we get Mossa referring to Pleiti as her copine (French for girlfriend)‚ Pleiti has an “unsatisfying grignoter” (French for snack)‚ a respected professor is described as an erai dueña (combining the Japanese term for great or superior and the Spanish term for a female patron or proprietor)‚ and so on. I loved looking up every term I didn’t know‚ like I was prepping for the SATs or something. Older’s textual style gives the story a vibrant‚ exciting feel. It’s as compelling as our two charming protagonists themselves. Malka Older’s The Imposition of Unnecessary Obstacles is like a warm cup of tea. It’s like sitting in a patch of sunshine after a week of rain. It’s a picnic at the park in the summer and a stroll through fallen leaves in the fall. I recommend this series to literally everyone‚ but especially readers looking for cozy sci-fi‚ cozy mysteries‚ or Johnlock vibes.   The Imposition of Unnecessary Obstacles is published by Tordotcom Publishing. The post The Past and the Future Collide in <;em>;The Imposition of Unnecessary Obstacles<;/em>; by Malka Older appeared first on Reactor.

Why spend Valentine’s Day with your significant other if you can travel around the world of Azeroth for some dangerous love? Here is how to complete the Dangerous Love quest in World of Warcraft Classic. WoW Classic: How to complete Dangerous Love quest Since this quest is available for both Alliance and Horde factions‚ I will list all the different locations and NPC names that correspond to each step of the questline. While not mandatory‚ it is recommended to complete the “Dearest Colara‚” (Alliance) or the “Dearest Elenia‚” (Horde) quests since they will naturally lead you to the Dangerous Love quest giver NPC. Visit the quest giver NPC. You will have to bring a Guard Card – Stormwind Guard’s Card or Guardian’s Moldy Card. Purchase one Perfume Bottle and one Cologne Bottle from any innkeeper as well as a packet of Love Tokens. Use the Love Tokens with one of the bottles and interact with guards until you get the Guard Card. ...

Whether you’re on a planet or on your ship‚ hosting a match in Helldivers 2 is tricky. I’ve found a hack that allows you to have successful Helldivers 2 matchmaking every time. How to use matchmaking glitch to host on the ship in Helldivers 2 Quiet-Leadership2909 posted this matchmaking hack on Reddit. The steps are simple‚ but it’s not a method you’d expect. Trust me‚ this hosting hack allows you to invite players to your ship and it always works: Related: How to get rid of fog in Helldivers 2 Load into any mission that is your own. Throw down the SOS Strategem that comes stock with every host. This is the tool you use to boost your invite chances‚ but in my experience and the experience of many players‚ it doesn’t work planetside. Once it’s on the planet‚ quit out of the mission by returning to your ship. Launch the same mission from the Galactic Map. Wait for your ship to fill with online players. Besides playing with ...