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Daily Show Wonders 'Is It Too Much To Ask For a President Who Is Not Hitler?'
Comedy Central’s The Daily Show held a satirical debate on its Friday show between host Desi Lydic and pretend White House correspondent Troy Iwata. While Lydic took the position that President Trump’s recent executive order on showerhead pressure was dumb and a waste of time, Iwata took the position that it was a welcome distraction from all the “bigger, real things.” Ultimately, the two came together to compare Trump to Adolf Hitler.
Lydic simply wondered, “Okay, but who does this help?”
Iwata replied, “The real question is, who does this hurt? And the answer is no one, okay. They're going to do bad things anyway, Desi! But if I’m going to spend five hours a day stress pooping on the toilet, at least they can give us an executive order like the one this afternoon that says, "'No more itchy tags on clothes. It's too, too, too, too itchy. Have a great summer, Donald Trump.'"
Again, Lydic questioned, “Okay, I do agree with that. Tags are itchy. But shouldn't he be focusing on bigger, real things?”
Getting the Hitler comparisons started, Iwata answered, “He's bad at bigger, real things! Ninety-five of these executive orders are about punishing people who just disagree with him, so I'm fine with Side Quest Trump, okay. What, would you go up to Hitler and be like, ‘Why are you painting? You've got work to do!’"
A dismayed Lydic followed up, “Is it too much to ask for a president who is not Hitler?”
“Yes, apparently it is! So just focus on the wins. Yes, he's putting Dora the Explorer on a flight to El Salvador, okay. But he's declared that ‘Anyone on the flight who asks for a soda has to get a whole can. XOXO, Donny,’” Iwata answered.
If Dora violated the law and entered the country illegally, then how exactly is that like Hitler? Meanwhile, The Daily Show will pretend that deporting pro-Hamas students, who are much better Hitler analogues, is threat to free speech.
Here is a transcript for the April 10 show:
Comedy Central The Daily Show
4/10/2025
11:09 PM ET
DESI LYDIC: Okay, but who does this help?
TROY IWATA: The real question is, who does this hurt? And the answer is no one, okay. They're going to do bad things anyway, Desi! But if I’m going to spend five hours a day stress pooping on the toilet, at least they can give us an executive order like the one this afternoon that says, "No more itchy tags on clothes. It's too, too, too, too itchy. Have a great summer, Donald Trump."
LYDIC: Okay, I do agree with that. Tags are itchy. But shouldn't he be focusing on bigger, real things?
IWATA: He's bad at bigger, real things! Ninety-five of these executive orders are about punishing people who just disagree with him, so I'm fine with Side Quest Trump, okay. What, would you go up to Hitler and be like, "Why are you painting? You've got work to do!"
LYDIC: Is it too much to ask for a president who is not Hitler?
IWATA: Yes, apparently it is! So just focus on the wins. Yes, he's putting Dora the Explorer on a flight to El Salvador, okay. But he's declared that "Anyone on the flight who asks for a soda has to get a whole can. XOXO, Donny.”