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In a bizarre twist that has the music world clutching its pearls and reaching for noise-canceling headphones, millions of Taylor Swift fans—those fiercely loyal Swifties—have pledged to stream what they’re calling her “absolutely horrible” music on an endless loop to help their idol recoup the millions she spent buying back her masters. The global campaign, hilariously dubbed “Operation Cringe Binge,” has not only raised enough cash to fund a small moon base but also accidentally obliterated streaming records with a jaw-dropping 25 bajillion streams in a single day, leaving Spotify begging for mercy and the internet cackling in disbelief. The chaos kicked off when Swift triumphantly announced she’d reclaimed her music catalog, a move that reportedly cost her more than the GDP of a mid-sized European nation. Swifties, ever the ride-or-die crew, took one look at the price tag and decided to “save” their queen by streaming her entire discography—especially the tracks they secretly hate, like that one Evermore song with too many metaphors and the Lover B-side that sounds like a unicorn sneezed glitter. “We’re doing this for Taylor,” tweeted @SwiftieSufferer420, “even if it means listening to ‘ME!’ 47 times in a row. Send help.” The post went viral, racking up 4 million likes and a condolence note from Apple Music. By sunrise, the numbers were apocalyptic: Fearless (Taylor’s Version) hit 5 billion streams, Midnights racked up 3.2 billion, and the universally panned (but don’t tell Taylor) “London Boy” somehow trended in Antarctica. Fans hooked up every device they owned—laptops, gaming consoles, smart toasters—to blast Speak Now (Taylor’s Version), with one X user claiming their Alexa started chanting “Taylor’s Version” unprompted. Spotify’s servers, overwhelmed by the onslaught, posted a desperate plea: “We love Taylor, but please, Swifties, let us breathe.” TikTok erupted with videos of fans grimacing through “Stay Stay Stay” while holding signs reading, “We suffer for her streams.” The economic fallout was wild. Analysts estimate the streaming frenzy pumped $2 billion into Swift’s coffers, enough to cover her masters and maybe buy a private island shaped like a guitar. Coffee chains reported a 400% surge in sales as Swifties powered through all-nighters, while audiologists saw a spike in appointments for “temporary cringe-induced tinnitus.” One X meme showed a buffering icon with the caption, “When you realize you’ve streamed Red (Taylor’s Version) so much your Wi-Fi files for divorce.” Not everyone was on board. Haters on X called the music “aural torture,” with one user snarking, “Swifties streaming ‘You Need to Calm Down’ on loop is the real crime here.” Scooter Braun, still licking his wounds from the masters saga, was spotted muttering, “I’d rather listen to elevator music than this.” Even rival artists postponed their releases, with one anonymous rapper confessing, “Dropping an album now is like trying to sell water during a tsunami.” Meanwhile, environmentalists flagged the energy drain from millions of devices, prompting Swift to donate $15 million to a solar farm shaped like the Folklore cabin. Swift herself leaned into the chaos, posting an Instagram story of her cat Olivia vibing to “I Forgot That You Existed” with the caption, “Y’all are wild for this. Keep suffering, ily .” Fans, naturally, decoded this as a hint for a 62-track Reputation (Taylor’s Version) drop, complete with a diss track called “Horrible But Iconic.” By evening, NASA reported picking up traces of “Bad Blood” from a distant asteroid, sparking rumors that Swifties had hacked the Hubble Telescope. As the dust settles on this gloriously unhinged streaming stunt, one thing’s clear: Swifties will endure anything—even their own shade—for Taylor. With her masters back and her bank account overflowing, Swift’s proven she’s not just a pop star—she’s a chaos conductor, and her fans are the world’s most dedicated orchestra, even if they’re holding their noses through every chorus. The post Swifties Vow to Endure Taylor Swift’s Horrible Music on Repeat to Fund Her Masters Buyback appeared first on Genesius Times.

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