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Babylon 5 Rewatch: “Rumors, Bargains, and Lies”
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Babylon 5 Rewatch: “Rumors, Bargains, and Lies”
Delenn seeks help to end the civil war that has broken out on Minbar…
By Keith R.A. DeCandido
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Published on December 1, 2025
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“Rumors, Bargains, and Lies”Written by J. Michael StraczynskiDirected by Michael VejarSeason 4, Episode 13Production episode 413Original air date: May 12, 1997
It was the dawn of the third age… Ivanova, Franklin, Cole, and Allan enter the mess hall, where Sheridan is sitting lost in thought and ignoring all their greetings. Allan congratulates Sheridan on getting the Centauri and Narn to let White Stars patrol their borders, though they all muse on the difficulty of convincing the League of Non-Aligned Worlds to agree to it, even with the two larger nations going for it. Sheridan suddenly bursts out laughing and says he has a plan—not to convince them, but to not convince them. He orders Cole to take three White Stars to Sector 87 and await further orders. A very confused Cole goes off to follow that order.
In hyperspace aboard a White Star, Lennier informs Delenn that fighting has begun on Minbar. The civil war between the Religious and Warrior Castes has begun in earnest. Delenn feels some measure of responsibility as she is the one who broke the Grey Council without regard for the consequences. Lennier points out that Valen prophesied that she would do that, but (a) that was because Sinclair knew it was going to happen, which is the source of all of Valen’s prophecies, and (b) Valen’s prophecy didn’t account for the aftermath because Sinclair’s not around anymore. They rendezvous with several senior members of the Religious Caste on the Takari, and Delenn has invited Neroon to join them as well. Neroon arrives, with a bunch of the Warrior Caste, and everyone looks at each other with suspicion and dread—except for Delenn and Neroon, who meet in private. Once they’ve gone off, the other Religious Caste folks express annoyance at Delenn showing respect to the Warrior Caste.
Both Delenn and Neroon agree that this war is bad for Minbari civilization, though Neroon doesn’t see how they can fix it. Breaking the Grey Council made this inevitable, to his mind, as the Council was all that held the resentments between the two castes in check. Delenn, however, has a plan…
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On B5, Mollari is very confused by Sheridan requesting that he not let it be known that the Centauri have allowed the White Stars to patrol their borders. He’s asked the same of G’Kar. When Mollari questions him, he just says, “Trust me.” Then Sheridan encounters the Drazi ambassador, who confronts him about what he’s heard regarding White Stars near Centauri space. Sheridan responds with a very evasive comment that he can neither confirm nor deny.
Upon arriving in CnC, Ivanova reports that Cole has arrived. Sheridan orders Cole to destroy three asteroids, then return to base. A very confused Cole signs off.
The Drazi ambassador pigeonholes Mollari, trying to get him to admit to allowing White Stars to patrol their borders, but Mollari is even more evasive than Sheridan. When the Drazi ambassador gathers some of the other League representatives in the hallway, Franklin approaches them, asking for more blood supplies from them all—he’ll make a formal request through channels, but he wanted to hit them up in person. When asked what it’s for, Franklin unconvincingly says it’s just a precaution in case something happens.
On the Takari, the Religious Caste members are pissed at Delenn meeting in secret with Neroon, and are convinced that she’s capitulating to him. Rather than let this premature surrender stand, they agree to make sure the Takari never reaches Minbar. They are willing to lay down their lives and be martyrs to their cause. They gather a container of toxic gases from the fuel system and hook it up to the environmental controls to gas the ship. They’ll all die and the Takari will drift in hyperspace, lost forever, thus keeping Delenn from betraying them.
On B5, Sheridan tells Ivanova to announce on her next Voice of the Resistance broadcast that there is nothing happening in the sector Cole was just in. Ivanova is concerned about lying when the whole point of Voice of the Resistance is to tell the truth. But Sherian points out that she is telling the truth. Nothing is, in fact, happening in that sector. So she does so, and this sends the Drazi, Brakiri, Gaim, and other ambassadors into an absolute tizzy. Now they’re convinced that something’s going on that Sheridan and the Centauri know about and they’re keeping it from the League.
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On the Takari, Neroon is attacked by one of his people, also apparently convinced that Neroon betrayed them to Delenn. Meantime, the Religious Caste members have planted their poison bomb, also convinced that Delenn has betrayed them to Neroon. But when Delenn orders Neroon to be cared for and his attacker to be confined with copies of the sacred scrolls, she explains that she and Neroon are trying to find a way to make peace and stop the war together through cooperation. The Religious Caste members are appalled as they realize they have completely misunderstood Delenn. But there’s also no way to stop the poison.
Unless, of course, someone in a filtration mask goes in and risks his life to retrieve the canister—which Lennier does. He collapses after handing the canister back to the other caste members.
Neroon orders Lennier taken care of by his physicians. He tells Delenn that he is starting to understand why Dukhat took her on as his protégé. Delenn then checks on Lennier, who describes the situation as a malfunction in the fuel system, not mentioning the canister or the poison at all. After she leaves, the Religious Caste members ask why he covered for them. Lennier explains that Delenn sees the world as better than it actually is, and he would rather live in her world than allow her to realize how bad the real one is. He would rather she think the Religious Caste is united and not populated with distrusting morons.
The League ambassadors have decided to ask for Sheridan’s help directly—but not because of this invisible new threat, as they don’t want to overplay their hand. So instead they cite the rumored Drakh raids and ask for Sheridan’s protection there. Sheridan objects, but then recalcitrantly, reluctantly agrees to provide that support.
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Ivanova’s next Voice of the Resistance report includes the announcement of a mutual defense treaty between B5 and the League, and also addresses rumors of war and strife on Minbar, and asks if anyone has any mor information to provide it.
Neroon sneaks off the Takari and contacts the head of the Warrior Caste, Shakiri, saying that he knows the Religious Caste’s plans now, and they will be easily defeated.
Get the hell out of our galaxy! Sheridan knows he’ll never convince the League to let him use the White Stars to patrol, but he can manipulate events so that they’ll ask him.
Ivanova is God. At one point, Ivanova checks Sheridan’s coffee to make sure there isn’t anything untoward in it that is causing his weird-ass behavior.
If you value your lives, be somewhere else. The tensions between the Warrior and Religious Castes have boiled over into civil war, and we see how virulent that hatred is in the acts of those supporting Delenn and Neroon, which are singularly un-supportive…
In the glorious days of the Centauri Republic… Mollari doesn’t allow his confusion regarding Sheridan’s motives stop him from throwing himself into the role of denier to the Drazi ambassador with both feet. Mollari also mentions aspect of humanity he doesn’t understand including the Winchester Mystery House, country music, and the comedy team of Rebo and Zooty.
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Welcome aboard. We’ve got two recurring characters back in John Vickery, back from “Grey 17 is Missing” as Neroon, and Ron Campbell, back from “The Long Night” as the Drazi ambassador. Campbell will be back in “Meditations on the Abyss,” while Vickery will return next time in “Moments of Transition.”
In addition, the two religious caste members—who are inexplicably never named—are played by Chard Haywood and the great Guy Siner (who is probably best known for playing Lieutenant Gruber in ’Allo ’Allo).
Trivial matters. Delenn previously saw Lennier close to death in “Convictions.” Neroon tried to wrest leadership of the Rangers from Delenn in “Grey 17 is Missing.” Sheridan asked the Centauri and Narn to allow White Star ships to patrol their space in “Conflicts of Interest,” though that they accepted isn’t established until the top of this episode.
This episode has the first reference to the comedy duo of Rebo and Zooty, who will be mentioned several more times before finally appearing in the fifth season’s “Day of the Dead,” played by Penn & Teller.
The echoes of all of our conversations.
“I’ve questioned your judgment, your wisdom, your temperament—but never your loyalty.”
“Was that a compliment?”
“After a fashion.”
“Then you trust me?”
“After a fashion.”
—Delenn and Neroon bantering.
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The name of the place is Babylon 5. “I did it for her, I did not do it for you.” My biggest problem with the B5 portion of this week’s episode is best summarized by my wife’s reaction when watching it: “Is Sheridan possessed by an alien entity or something in this episode?”
The basic idea of Sheridan manipulating the League into asking for the help that Sheridan wants to give them is a good one. But the execution is problematic only insofar as this cackling manipulator who speaks in riddles and obfuscation bears absolutely no resemblance to the John Sheridan we’ve been watching for two-and-a-half seasons now. There’s been nothing prior to this to suggest this level of keeping things close to the vest, and nothing after this to suggest that it’s a change in his personality. Indeed, this is nothing like the shift in Sheridan’s personality that we’ve been seeing all season since his return from Z’ha’dum. If I didn’t know better, I might think that there was a new writer who didn’t quite get the character writing him this time around.
But I do know better, as we’re right in the midst of J. Michael Straczynski’s insane marathon of writing every single damn episode, which makes the choice even more bizarre.
It also continues the rather tiresome infantilization of the Drazi and other League species—or, if you prefer, the paternalistic portrayal of humans toward the Drazi. It left a bad taste in my mouth in “The Geometry of Shadows,” and we do it again here, as the Drazi ambassador is played like a two-dollar banjo. It’s played for laughs, but I can’t bring myself to be amused by it. The League ambassadors just come across as idiots here, and manipulating idiots just make our nominal heroes seem unnecessarily cruel. Though I will credit that the worst outcome for Sheridan’s plan would be that the League ambassadors didn’t react at all, in which case Sheridan has wasted everyone’s time, but there would be no (direct) bad consequences.
The Minbari civil war is much more interesting. It’s always a joy to see John Vickery’s Neroon, and the scenes between him and Mira Furlan’s Delenn just sparkle. Guy Siner and Chard Haywood are equally fine as the Religious Caste jackasses, and Bill Mumy absolutely steals the show as a Lennier whom you underestimate at your peril.
It’s also only the first half of the plot, to be finished next time, and I’ll have a lot more to say about this particular storyline in a week’s time.
Next week: “Moments of Transition”[end-mark]
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