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Five Quick Things: They’ll Literally Say Anything, and They Just Proved It
I’m certainly not telling you anything you don’t already know, but the regime and its propagandists in the legacy corporate media don’t have a truth-telling way.
They’ve concocted countless frauds and sold them to the American people — in such volume and ferocity over the past two decades in particular as to beggar belief. Having never lived in Red China, the Soviet Union, Communist Eastern Europe, Cuba, or Vietnam, I can’t pretend to know what it’s like to endure a state-run media that literally refuses to tell the truth…
…or then again, maybe I can. And so can you. Because we’re seeing it now.
The lies these people tell — the Russia Hoax, practically everything they reported about COVID, the “sharpness” of an “on-his-game” Joe Biden — never end. None of it should have been surprising; media dishonesty in 2024 isn’t really even worse than it was in 2008 when we were subjected to never-ending recitations of the virtues of Barack Obama — and denials of anything about his radical communist past (or, as we found out, present).
The lies are big and small, consequential and petty. But they’re endless. Persistent. And, interestingly enough, less and less plausible.
On Thursday, they reached a low point in terms of just how dumb they could get.
1. The World’s Dumbest Narrative: Trump Wasn’t Actually Shot
This is a bit perplexing:
Very little detail here but still the most I’ve seen. … Trump’s campaign has given no official info about his medical care following assassination attempt @NewsHour https://t.co/U02BrB1goI
— Margaret Sullivan (@Sulliview) July 18, 2024
That came amid a flood of journos echoing the same hive-mind talking points:
how often have AR-15 bullets “pierced” part of someone’s body, “ripping through the skin,” while leaving the body part intact and without serious injury?
on the other hand it’s easy to imagine a shard of shattered glass causing the bleeding Trump suffered
no briefing is odd https://t.co/lchLQno9Mn
— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) July 18, 2024
Former RNC Chair Michael Steele questions lack of transparency with Trump’s injury, floats conspiracy theory. (Video: MSNBC) pic.twitter.com/f5gEhKzdmZ
— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) July 17, 2024
As an aside, how loathsome is Michael Steele and his sellout to the legacy corporate media? I’m reminded of Ephialtes, the deformed Spartan whom King Leonidas rejected for service in his phalanx because he couldn’t hold his shield high enough, who took his rejection badly and turned his coat to become a Persian asset.
What underlies this is a theory sparked by a report, which seems to have been erroneous, that Donald Trump might actually have been hit by a glass shard from a shattered teleprompter rather than a bullet.
Follow me here: Trump was hit by an object (it was a bullet, but just go with it) that grazed his ear as his head was turned to face his right. That was consistent with the idea that Thomas Matthew Crooks was firing from the roof of the American Glass Research building 150 yards to his right. That bullet’s path didn’t lead to Trump at a particular 90-degree angle as he was situated at the podium; Crooks would have been slightly forward from 90 degrees.
Nevertheless, Trump’s teleprompter was forward from his location. A bullet hitting and shattering that teleprompter couldn’t have produced a glass shard that would have hit his right ear. The shard would have had to bend around his head to hit his ear.
And there were reports that whatever hit Trump (it was a bullet, by the way) took off a little chunk of flesh from the ear. Do you think a shard of glass traveling in a horizontal arc due to a ricochet would have done that? A bullet traveling at 3,200 feet per second, sure.
Call this the Magic Glass Shard Theory. It’s stupid. But they’re committed to it, apparently.
And to what end? Even if Trump got hit by the Magic Glass Shard, does it change anything? We’re still talking about an assassination attempt which wounded him, if only slightly.
The amusing — not that much of any of this is amusing — thing about this dumb narrative is that to make it slightly plausible, the bullet would have needed to come from the opposite direction and shattered the teleprompter to Trump’s left.
And that would feed theories of the case that lend themselves much more to there having been a plot to take Trump out.
But none of this makes sense, because Trump would have been showered with glass and he’d have had multiple cuts on his face and body if this had been about the teleprompter getting hit.
Was Thomas Crooks out to get Trump’s teleprompter? Is that what Sullivan, Harwood, Steele, and the other hive-mind clowns are saying?
Essentially, this is the theory. I think I saw it in a movie once:
2. COVID Joe’s Last Hurrah?
The latest from Camp Democrat is that by the time you read this, Joe Biden might well have dropped out of the presidential race — or it’s going to happen soon.
BREAKING NEWS: Multiples sources outline the apparent state of play on Biden at this time:
* plans to announce withdrawal from nomination as early as this weekend, with Sunday most likely
* Jon Meacham polishing up remarks
* Biden with NOT resign the presidency
* Biden will… https://t.co/l0LrfDTvOL
— Mark Halperin (@MarkHalperin) July 18, 2024
And a pretty unsophisticated “fact” pattern has been laid down for that.
It came when Biden, in an interview with BET, said that if there was a medical reason he couldn’t continue the race he’d get out. Almost immediately thereafter, Team Biden announced he’d come down with COVID despite his having been “vaccinated” and twice boosted.
As to the symptoms, it was said he suffered from a runny nose, a cough, and “general malaise.”
Of course, the general malaise is generally reflected in the polls. Particularly in swing states, which now include Virginia, Minnesota, New Mexico, Minnesota, New Hampshire, New York, and New Jersey as well as the usual battlegrounds. Trump is within striking distance, or even ahead, in each of those.
They’re not really fooling anybody with this COVID business, of course, and maybe they don’t care. They’re so used to telling outrageous and paper-thin lies about Biden’s mental and physical fitness for the job that this might even be a step up in credibility.
And of course, if it’s a bout with COVID that forces Biden out of the battle box, that’s a physical problem rather than a mental one, so it cuts that Gordion knot the Dems have struggled with when it’s his cognition at issue. A physical problem means Biden could get past it and still hold office until January without running, whereas a debilitating cognitive condition with which he obviously is afflicted means he needs to go now.
I say this often these days, but these people shouldn’t be given the benefit of the doubt for anything they say. Including Biden’s COVID diagnosis. Maybe it’s a pretext and a face-saving way of acceding to the demands of Barack Obama and the other muckety-mucks busily disregarding the votes of their primary electorate. Or maybe it’s not, and it’s as the idiot Joy Reid said — a way for Biden to match the heroism of Trump surviving an assassin’s bullet.
No, seriously, that’s what she said.
3. Kim Cheetos Provokes Republicans At RNC
Here’s a take you might not see anywhere else. You saw this…
…and you probably wondered what the hell the Secret Service director was doing at the GOP convention schmoozing in the suites just as that agency is under the gun for its suspicious-beyond-plausible-deniability failures in Butler, Pennsylvania, on Saturday.
Here’s something to chew on: that was a provocation.
Team Obama, and the Regime, have been pushing the line for 16 years now (or longer, if you like) that the real terrorists on our soil are “extremist right-wingers.” And no sooner was Trump shot than the Secret Service went out of their way to make people on the center-right believe something fishy — like this had at least some elements of an inside job — was going on.
Hey, I’ll admit it. I’m hooked. My tinfoil hat is glued on tight at this point.
Then Cheatle — I’m going to call her Kim Cheetos since she used to work risk management for PepsiCo before Biden put her in her current job, and Elon Musk joked that she was in charge of guarding bags of Cheetos — proceeded to say the Secret Service wasn’t covering the rooftop from which Thomas Crooks shot Trump because of its “dangerous” slope. Which comes off like incompetence but it isn’t; it’s a statement made in order to fuel the outrage of people pissed off at being lied to.
And then she shows up in Milwaukee after blowing off questions from Republican senators in a half-assed (Sen. Mike Lee’s words) conference call, and proceeds to blow off those questions in person.
All of this is a provocation. It’s designed to produce a nasty reaction so that the Regime can cast Republicans and Trump supporters as nasty and unhinged.
Call me crazy, but if you disagree with this take, consider this: a Kim Cheetos who shows up in good faith in Milwaukee is, when accosted by Marsha Blackburn and John Barrasso, gracious and takes their questions and is candid in her responses, and works to diffuse their ire rather than to stonewall it and cause Blackburn to chase her around with a camera.
I’m going to say this stunt failed to get the response they were looking for. But that isn’t surprising. Everything about the Regime right now is coming up sevens and twos. They’re out of gas and can’t do much of anything right. It happens to the best of us eventually — and this gang ain’t the best.
4. The Ridiculous Max Boot (Or Is It Will Shue-Geldfarb?)
You no doubt also heard about the unfortunate family news around obnoxious neocon grifter Max Boot, who loves to lay the “traitor” label on those who don’t share his lust for endless wars of choice. It seems Boot’s wife was just indicted as an unregistered foreign agent for providing information and peddling influence to South Korea in exchanging for luxury handbags and other swag.
Seeing as though I’m busily promoting King of the Jungle, I thought I’d offer up a little something from the book, because there’s a Max Boot character in it. In this scene, the narrator — an independent media impresario hired by a old billionaire friend to do PR for the latter’s interests in a Shangri-La he’s built in the wilderness of Guyana, at a time when a Venezuelan invasion of Guyana looms — is debating the Bootian villain:
While I was in Guadeloupe, ANN booked me to do a prime-time debate segment with Will Shue-Geldfarb, the publisher of the neoconservative webzine The Weekly Tureen and a chronic cable news talking head, especially on channels like MSNBC where he was trotted out as a pet conservative.
I hated doing it, because I hated being on the air with Shue-Geldfarb.
A couple of years back I’d interviewed him on the podcast about some of the insane things he was saying on Twitter, demanding that we send troops to invade Russia in retaliation for Putin’s attacks on Ukraine, and when I challenged him on that topic he blew up like the Hindenburg. That segment got a ton of traffic, but it was an embarrassment. It felt like mudwrestling. But naturally, the cable news clowns had to get in on some of that action, and I got booked for another debate with him on Newsmax which was similarly a shitshow.
This was the third time, and it was no better.
Shue-Geldfarb – the story goes that he got his name because his mom was married to Geldfarb but was openly having an affair with Shue when he was conceived, and so the meme went that he’d been a cuck since birth – started the segment off by accusing me of being a shill for Pierce Polk, and the fact that we were doing all that coverage of the Essequibo crisis was checkbook journalism on my part.
I knew that was coming, and I was ready for it.
You can see what follows here, because as our regular readers know, King of the Jungle was serialized here at The American Spectator earlier this year. If you’re a subscriber, you can read the whole thing. If not, here’s where you can buy a copy.
5. House of the Dragon Is Beginning to Redeem The Game Of Thrones Franchise
I can’t remember if I’ve written this, but I’m something of a Game of Thrones geek.
After the first season of the show on HBO ended, I picked up all five of George R. R. Martin’s novels on Kindle and read them all in a row. It took me three weeks. Martin has earned something of a sketchy reputation because he never finished that sixth novel to end the series, and the writers HBO had to hire to finish the screenplay for the last couple of seasons were, ehhh … not quite to his standard.
And some of that is on Martin, who was a consultant for the finale and who — whether because they paid him or because he believes it — endorsed the unsatisfying and sort of mailed-in storytelling at the end of the series.
Not all of it was bad. The battle of Winterfell was amazing stuff. But that final episode just…
…stank.
And it’s a shame, because those five Game of Thrones books are very, very well-written. There’s a brutal sense of humor and delicious irony in Martin’s writing that makes his books a lot of fun to read, and much of that came through in the first five or six seasons of the show. Less so toward the end.
But HBO is now in the second season of the prequel series, House of the Dragon. It takes place a couple of centuries before Game of Thrones, and it’s about the Targaryens, who were the ruling family of Westeros, the country this whole shebang is set in. They ride around on fire-breathing dragons, which as you might imagine convinces the regular folks to let them run the place. But as it turns out dragon-riding is a skill that doesn’t perfectly correlate to intelligence, strength of character or sanity, and it’s definitely not a predictor of good government. The show is about power-mad psycopaths who turn on each other and start an internecine war.
No, it’s an epic fantasy. It’s not about the Democrats. And your question just inspired a mental image of Pete Buttigieg riding on a dragon, something I’ll never forgive you for.
Anyway, House of the Dragon was a little slow in the first season, though there were lots of interesting plot points along the way as the showrunners got us used to the characters and scene. But Season 2 has really taken flight. Two weeks ago, there was a battle scene involving the dragons that was reminiscent of some of the most breathtaking expositions in Game of Thrones, and the plot has only thickened from there.
If you’re looking for a show to follow, and you liked Game of Thrones but weren’t willing to return to the Westeros story after how it ended, I get it — but I’d recommend House of the Dragon anyway.
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