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Suggested Reads for Heart-Eyed Romance Fans and Chocolate-Hungry Gollums
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Suggested Reads for Heart-Eyed Romance Fans and Chocolate-Hungry Gollums
However you feel about Valentine’s Day, we can all use some extra whimsy this month!
By Lish McBride
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Published on February 10, 2026
Murder by Memory cover art by Feifei Ruan
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Murder by Memory cover art by Feifei Ruan
Valentine’s Day looms before us, causing humanity to shapeshift into people with emoji hearts for eyes or Gollums rubbing their hands together as they wait for their precious chocolate to go on sale. Wherever you fall on the spectrum—surely there are Gollums who have hearts for eyes? Gollums deserve love too!—you’re about to be inundated with pink -and-red tinted lists of love-themed movies, books, and activities.
Basically, the god of social norms is about to pry your mouth open and shove romance down your gullet, ready or not. Which I struggle with, even as someone who absolutely loves romance media. I have a preferred Mr. Darcy, I’m a member of Team Rozanov, and have a soft spot in my heart for farm boys who say, “As you wish…” However, I’m also a human cat. I don’t like being told what to do, what to read, or what to watch. (Book clubs are hard for me for that reason.)
I will, however, always take suggestions.
So that’s what I’m giving you, friends—suggestions! Because I love emoji heart eyes and Gollums equally, some of these suggestions have romance in them, and some will be more about the friends we make along the way. I’ve labeled them both nonsensically and yet somehow appropriately so you can choose wisely.
The Undertaking of Hart & Mercy by Megan Bannen
(Heart Eyes) I can’t remember what initially made me read this book, but my takeaway from the quick skim of the summary was that it was about a grumpy sheriff and an undertaker with a sort of a Western-meets-fantasy vibe. I have a soft spot for Westerns, and it sounded quirky, so I picked it up. My friends, I was not prepared for how delightfully weird this book is. Sure, Hart is a sheriff…but he’s also a demigod who rides into the wilds on something horse-shaped dealing with what are essentially zombies. Mercy is an undertaker who builds boats for the dead who’s trying to keep her family business afloat. This book is ninety percent whimsy (the mail is brought by anthropomorphic former messengers of the gods) and ten percent me bawling my eyes out. Despite my general avoidance of books that make me cry, I recommend the whole series in both print and audio. (Frank from book two is my ride or die)
Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die by Greer Stothers
(Heart Eyes) I love nothing more than a well-written himbo, and Sir Cameron is a himbo with heavy Rincewind energy. When a prophecy tells everyone that the only way to get rid of the mad sorcerer Merulo is to kill Sir Cameron, he decides to bravely run away to the one person who would want him alive—Merulo. Cowardly? Perhaps. But ultimately, he just doesn’t want to die, thank you very much, and what is more relatable than that? Merulo isn’t on board—Sir Cameron might be handsome, but he’s also an annoying distraction. Merulo throws spells at him, he calls him names, he does his worst and…Sir Cameron is kind of into it? Like, really into it. This book is a giddy, genre-bending queer romp that made me actually laugh out loud.
Paladin’s Grace by T. Kingfisher
(Heart Eyes) Any T. Kingfisher book set in the World of the White Rat is going to be full of whimsy, whether it involves a teen baker with a sentient sourdough starter or a man magically bound to a sword. I recommend all of them, but I picked Paladin’s Grace because to me it clearly illustrates how well whimsy can temper darker elements. On one hand, Stephen is a broken Paladin trying to face life after the death of his god. On the other hand, he knits everyone socks and he can’t understand why the servants of the White Rat keep traipsing about in neighborhoods where people are finding severed heads. Until I read this book I didn’t realize how much I wanted a sweet love story full of severed heads. I enjoyed this series in print and audio—I found Joel Richard’s voice to be very soothing—and am very jealous of UK readers because I’m in love with the UK covers.
The Village Library Demon-Hunting Society by C.M. Waggoner
(Gollums) Another character archetype that I love? The little old lady who solves crimes. Give me your Miss Marples, your Jessica Fletchers, your Thursday Murder Clubs, and I will gobble them up and ask for more. Enter Sherry Pinkwhistle, your small-town crime-solving librarian. Sure, sometimes she wonders why her small town has such a high body count, and why no one else thinks it odd, but she never wonders for very long. It’s almost like something is keeping her from thinking too hard about it. Then someone close to her ends up dead, her cat Lord Thomas Cromwell becomes possessed by some kind of demon, and Sherry decides she has to figure out what’s going on once and for all. Pitched as Buffy the Vampire Slayer meets Murder, She Wrote, this book is a delightfully meta journey through our favorite cozy mystery tropes.
Murder by Memory by Olivia Waite
(Gollums) I will preface this one by saying that I’ve been friends with Olivia since before I’d read a single word she’d written, so I’m horribly biased toward her work. However, trust me, dear reader, that I would never recommend a book based purely on the powers of friendship. While Olivia is a romance writer, Murder by Memory is not a romance. It’s Agatha Christie in space with a hint of PG Wodehouse. Dorothy Gentleman is the ship’s detective on an interstellar generation ship called the Fairweather. The ship features a library where passengers minds are preserved, ready to be decanted into a new body when someone dies. Dorothy’s last life was rough, however, so she’s asked for a break…only to be woken up early by a distraught and drunken Fairweather, because someone is dead! And worse, their book has been deleted from the library. If you’re looking for a charmingly subversive bite-size read, I highly recommend this one. The sequel, Nobody’s Baby, where a wild baby is discovered on the ship, drops in March and I cannot wait.
All Systems Red by Martha Wells
(Gollums) Okay, so I’m pretty sure a lot of you have already read this one but I don’t care, I’m going to talk about it anyway. (See? Human cat.) You would think that a book narrated by a character that calls itself “Murderbot” wouldn’t have whimsy. You would be wrong. Murderbot’s humor alone brings a layer of it, but its undying love of Sanctuary Moon, the soapy serial it adores, is one of my favorite things. (The show did an excellent job of telegraphing this, in my opinion.) Much like Paladin’s Grace, this book really drives home how much we need whimsy and small joys to cope with life’s harder problems. Murderbot is barely holding on by its fingertips, due to a large dollop of PTSD and the grim realities of life in the Corporation Rim, and media is one of the few things that keeps it afloat. Murderbot’s media also helps it connect to the humans around it, and helps it heal. I’ve mostly listened to these books on audio, very much enjoying Kevin R. Free’s narration, and this is a rare book where I think the recent adaptation was just as good as the original work. The Sanctuary Moon segments were amazing and my whole family got into it, even though they hadn’t read the books.[end-mark]
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