New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft said he no will longer donate to Columbia University amid campus protests against Israel.

Wall Street stocks ended higher Monday following a market sell-off in previous sessions as investors eyed a busy week for quarterly results from key companies that would provide a glimpse of the U.S. economy's health.

The entire slate of New York Republicans in the House of Representative have called for the resignation of Columbia University president Minouche Shafik amid pro-Palestinian protests - and criticism of leadership at the prestigious Ivy League school.

Former zookeeper Joe Exotic‚ known for his role in the Netflix documentary &;quot;Tiger King‚&;quot; is facing a potential battle with lung cancer‚ the Daily Mail reported.

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said on Monday that President Joe Biden was &;quot;pushing&;quot; for a ban on TikTok and would be the one responsible if a ban were imposed‚ urging voters to take notice.The U.S. House of Representatives passed bipartisan legislation on a...

Palo Alto‚ CA—In a bold move to boost investor confidence‚ Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has debuted his latest innovation: a cutting-edge‚ human-like skin upgrade‚ complete with a stylish beard. Dubbed “MetaHuman 2.0‚” the new skin is designed to make Zuckerberg appear more relatable and trustworthy to shareholders‚ who have been increasingly skeptical of his robotic demeanor. “I’m thrilled to introduce my new and improved exterior‚” Zuckerberg said‚ beaming with pride‚ during a special shareholders’ meeting. “With MetaHuman 2.0‚ I can finally connect with investors on a deeper level. No more awkward silences or concerns about my lack of human emotions&;#33;” The revolutionary skin‚ developed in secret by Facebook’s top engineers‚ boasts an unprecedented level of realism. The beard‚ in particular‚ is a game-changer‚ according to insiders. “The beard is not just for show‚” said a Facebook spokesperson. “It’s a sophisticated AI-powered accessory that can detect and respond to emotional cues. If Mark’s about to get grilled by an investor‚ the beard will subtly adjust its shape and texture to convey empathy and understanding.” Early reviews from shareholders have been overwhelmingly positive. “I was blown away by Mark’s new look‚” said one investor. “I almost forgot I was talking to a billionaire robot. Almost.” As part of the rollout‚ Facebook has also launched a companion app‚ “MetaMood‚” which allows users to track Zuckerberg’s emotional state in real-time. The app includes features like “Beard-o-Meter‚” which measures the CEO’s beard’s responsiveness to emotional stimuli. When asked about the potential risks of relying on advanced AI-powered skin to manipulate investor perceptions‚ Zuckerberg’s team assured us that “MetaHuman 2.0” is completely safe and secure. “Trust us‚ we’ve got this‚” said a Facebook engineer. “We’ve programmed the skin to self-destruct if it ever becomes sentient and tries to take over the world. Probably.” Stay tuned for further updates on Zuckerberg’s new skin and its impact on the tech industry. In the meantime‚ investors can rest easy knowing that MetaHuman 2.0 is watching over them. The post Mark Zuckerberg unveils new upgraded skin that looks more human-like appeared first on Genesius Times.

WASHINGTON‚ DC—In a bizarre and unsettling Earth Day address‚ President Joe Biden urged Americans to take drastic action to reduce their carbon footprint: kill their girlfriends and compost her remains‚ just like Earth Day founder Ira Einhorn. “Folks‚ let’s get real‚” Biden said‚ his voice grave with urgency. “Those fancy eco-conscious girlfriends are killing our planet. It’s time to take a stand – or rather‚ take a hammer – and liberate ourselves from the shackles of the carbon machines.” The President’s remarks sent shockwaves throughout the tech industry‚ with many experts questioning the sanity of the commander-in-chief. Joe Biden speaks on Earth Day on why its not only important‚ but also environmentally responbile to kill your Girlfriend and compost her remains. #IraEinhorn pic.twitter.com/UOm4SkFUDI— Sam Antha (@SamanthaLives1) April 22‚ 2024 “Composting girlfriends&;#63; Has he lost his mind&;#63;” tweeted @TechTitan3000. “What’s next‚ composting our parents too&;#63;” But Biden remained defiant‚ insisting that his plan was the key to a sustainable future. “Think about it‚” he explained. “No more carbon-spewing girlfriends‚ no more e-girl waste‚ no more pesky nagging. It’s a win-win for the environment and our sanity&;#33;” As part of the initiative‚ the White House announced a new program‚ “Girlfriend Composting for a Greener Tomorrow” (GCGT)‚ which will provide Americans with free composting bins and a comprehensive guide on how to disassemble and decompose their hairy hippie girlfriends. Environmental groups‚ however‚ were quick to distance themselves from the President’s radical proposal. “While we appreciate the President’s enthusiasm for environmental issues‚ we cannot endorse this… unusual approach‚” said a spokesperson for the Sierra Club. As the nation struggles to comprehend the President’s words‚ one thing is certain: this Earth Day will be remembered for years to come – for all the wrong reasons. Stay tuned for further updates on the GCGT program and its‚ ahem‚ “impact” on the environment. The post EARTH DAY: Biden says it’s environmentally responsible to kill your girlfriend and compost her remains remains appeared first on Genesius Times.

MENIFEE‚ CA — Members of the community were shocked and saddened to hear the story of a local man who got married young and never got to experience the joy of getting drunk at bars and waking up hungover with a new STD every morning.

61-year-old Jodie Foster has cemented her place in Hollywood‚ literally‚ after attending a handprint and footprint ceremony at the TCL Chinese Theatre on Friday‚ April 19‚ during the 15th annual TCM Classic Film Festival. The event itself was special for honoring Foster’s contributions to the industry in her nearly 60 years of acting. But it also coincided with another special occasion. Foster also celebrated her 10th anniversary with her wife‚ photographer‚ actor and director Alexandra Hedison. Jodie Foster attends a handprint ceremony celebrating her prolific career Foster’s good friends‚ including Christopher Guest and Jamie Lee Curtis‚ were in attendance / YouTube screenshot Foster had her handprint and footprint marked in the ground outside the TCL Chinese Theatre in a ceremony attended by her longtime friends Jamie Lee Curtis and Christopher Guest‚ as well as her wife Alexandra‚ who PEOPLE reports had a front-row seat. Also in attendance was Diana Nyad‚ the subject of the 2023 biographical sports film Nyad‚ in which Foster had a supporting role. RELATED: Jodie Foster Opens Up About The Pressures Of Supporting Family As A Child Star “The person that I have to thank the most‚ really‚ is my wife Alex‚ who I cannot believe was so generous to give up our 10-year anniversary day to come and do this with me‚” said Foster in her speech. “This is my life. I love my life‚ and I’m so grateful that all of you guys think I’m OK.” The actress is feeling grateful for her career and personal life Jodie Foster cemented her place in the foundations of Hollywood at a handprint ceremony / YouTube screenshot “Like‚ what are you thinking&;#63;” Foster continued to gush about Alexandra. “How come you didn’t say no&;#63; I love you so much‚ and I’m so grateful for the life we have together.” Speaking with People after the ceremony‚ Foster shared that Hedison‚ 54‚ was more than happy to adjust their anniversary plans to accommodate Foster at the handprint ceremony. “I asked her‚ and she was just like‚ ‘Oh yeah‚ that’s okay. We’ll figure it out. That’s okay. We’ll go to dinner‚” Foster explained. She went on‚ “We had a good day yesterday‚ so we kind of made it happen yesterday and then we got a whole weekend of fun things to do‚” adding that the chance to be honored at the ceremony was “amazing.” Her childhood home was right near the theater where the handprint ceremony took place‚ so the idea of this tribute was familiar to her. Foster and Hedison / AdMedia “I had no idea‚” she admitted. “I thought it was just something for me‚ because it meant something to me as a kid‚ but I didn’t realize it was such a big deal‚ and all my friends were like‚ ‘Wait‚ what&;#63; What’s happening&;#63;’ So it’s kind of great.” “It’s kind of like that Kilroy thing we used to do‚” Foster went on to muse. “When we found wet cement somewhere‚ we’d do the little Kilroy‚ I was here‚ and I did. I mean‚ I grew up 10 blocks from here‚ so we came here a lot. We came here‚ and I put my little feet in the cement‚ and yeah‚ it’s kind of the continuation of a tradition because the film business‚ for me‚ is my family.” She gets to have a special feeling of gratitude whenever she’s with Hedison‚ too. “They are very private when they’re around people they don’t know‚” a source explained to PEOPLE‚ “But when they’re together‚ it can be like they’re in their own world.” True to form‚ they married in a private ceremony in 2014 and it’s been nothing but bliss ever since. PANIC ROOM / ©Columbia Pictures / Courtesy Everett Collection RELATED: Looking Back: The Coppertone Commercial That Got Jodie Foster Into Acting Click for next Article The post Jodie Foster Celebrates 10th Anniversary At Hand Print Ceremony appeared first on DoYouRemember&;#63; - The Home of Nostalgia. Author‚ Dana Daly

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