A businessman was in Japan, on business. He decided he could use a haircut, so called the front desk to see if they had a resident barber. They told him no, but there was a machine down the hall from his room that would serve. He checked it out & although a little apprehensive, put $10 in the slot & inserted his head. When the buzzing & whirring stopped, he pulled his head out, looked in the mirror & saw the best haircut he'd ever had!
The machine next to it promised a manicure for $20. Sure enough, when the buzzing, etc stopped, removed his hands & had a perfect manicure. Then, he sees a machine which promised to provide a necessary service for any man that was traveling without his wife for .50. In great anticipation, he inserted 2 quarters & then placed his p____ in the slot. When the whirring started, he let out a shriek! When he was able to pull out of the machine, he had a button sewed on the end!:eek: