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How to Give Your Cat Medication: Dr. Karyn’s Tips (with Video)
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The post How to Give Your Cat Medication: Dr. Karyn’s Tips (with Video) by Dr. Karyn Kanowski BVSc MRCVS (Veterinarian) appeared first on Catster. Copying over entire articles infringes on copyright laws. You may not be aware of it, but all of these articles were assigned, contracted and paid for, so they aren't considered public domain. However, we appreciate that you like the article and would love it if you continued sharing just the first paragraph of an article, then linking out to the rest of the piece on Catster.com. Hi, I’m Dr. Karyn! Read my introduction to learn more about me and meet my five hilarious cats: Clutch, Cyril, Alex, Zelda, and Zazzles. Whether it’s a worming tablet, flea treatment, or a course of antibiotics, trying to medicate your cat is not always easy, and when I set out to create this guide, I thought I’d have the ideal model in my easygoing feline, Clutch. Boy, was I wrong! On the plus side, however, he did provide us with some great examples of how to cope with an uncooperative patient! Some things I have learned about medicating cats, both my own, and my patients: Trim claws first – at least if they do object, they’re doing it with short talons! Make them feel comfortable and secure – choose a location they feel happy in and place a towel or non-slip mat underneath them. Cats aren’t stupid – if the medication tastes awful, they won’t eat it in their food. 4 hands are better than 2 – if possible, get someone to help you. Confident handling is essential – check out my previous post on How To Safely Restrain Your Cat for more tips and tricks. Eye Drops Zazzles being very cooperative for her eye drops The trick with giving eye drops is to come from behind the head rather than front on – this is much less confrontational for your cat. Use the heel of the hand holding the drops to pull the lower eyelid down whilst using the other hand to steady the back of the head. Clutch really let the team down on this one! He, like many cats, was not tolerant of eye drops at all. But, it gave me the chance to use the technique I developed for my Chihuahua, Ned. I use a tiny bit of cotton wool and wet it with the eye drops, enough to ensure that the drops will drip into the eye as I wipe the cotton wool over the eyelids. Clutch may not have loved this either, but it allows you to get the drops right into the eye rather than trying to ‘point and shoot’. Just be aware that you will go through your eye drops more quickly with this technique. Spot-ons Alex’s ginger fur is ‘spot-on’! A lot of people get preoccupied with parting the fur and making sure they can see the skin before applying flea products. Yes, it is important that the product be applied to the skin, but as long as you get the nozzle through the fur to the skin, you can be quite sure it’s reaching the right place. You will always get some of the liquid on the fur, so be aware that this stuff can leave permanent oily marks on clothes, walls, and furniture! Liquids and Pastes Though I am loath to use towel wrapping on cats, Clutch once again proved to be the most difficult patient! Although he keeps his claws sheathed, he is very good at pushing me away and wriggling free, so he became our towel-demo boy. When giving liquids and pastes to your cat, you need to tip the head back as far as you can, as this takes a lot of the strength away from the lower jaw. You need to direct the syringe towards the back of the tongue, but don’t shoot the liquid out too quickly. Tablets *Groan* We all hate giving our cats tablets. Even the ones that claim to be palatable, rarely are. Here are my hot tips for giving tablets: If they taste awful, food is probably not going to hide them, and crushing them into food will only make them reject a larger amount of food. Hiding medication in food only works if the tablets are flavorless or not bitter. Gelatine capsules (vegan alternatives are available) are a great way to turn multiple tablets into a single medication, and come in a range of different sizes. Pill givers and pill putty are lifesavers! Pill givers are a lifesaver! If you need to get a tablet down your cat’s throat, you need to get it over the back of the tongue. I can guarantee that anything short of that will result in a failure, even if you don’t realize it at the time. Holding their mouth closed or rubbing their throat will just mean that the tablet that gets spat out later is more sticky. Here’s The Real Tip If you really struggle with medicating your cat, speak to your veterinary practice. You’ll be amazed at how helpful they can be, from showing you different ways to get those medications in, looking for alternative formulations, or even giving your cat the medication for you. Don’t be shy – we’re here to help! To see these tips in action – along with Clutch making me look foolish – check out the video. The post How to Give Your Cat Medication: Dr. Karyn’s Tips (with Video) by Dr. Karyn Kanowski BVSc MRCVS (Veterinarian) appeared first on Catster. Copying over entire articles infringes on copyright laws. You may not be aware of it, but all of these articles were assigned, contracted and paid for, so they aren't considered public domain. However, we appreciate that you like the article and would love it if you continued sharing just the first paragraph of an article, then linking out to the rest of the piece on Catster.com.
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Handling The Undead Shambles Into the Boundaries of Horror
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Handling The Undead Shambles Into the Boundaries of Horror

Movies & TV Handling the Undead Handling The Undead Shambles Into the Boundaries of Horror You want slow zombies? Because this is how you get slow zombies. By Leah Schnelbach | Published on June 28, 2024 Credit: Pål Ulvik Rokseth/Sundance Institute Comment 0 Share New Share Credit: Pål Ulvik Rokseth/Sundance Institute I try not to have too many rules when it comes to movies—I want to experience each one with an open mind, and see where the creators want to take me. But I do have one question I ask, as needed: Was that animal death necessary? There’s the obvious, visceral reason—I like animals and I don’t like seeing them die as part of what is ostensibly entertainment. There’s also just that I, like a lot of you reading this, grew up with The Animal Dies as a stone-carved rule of the books I read and movies I watched during my childhood. It was a rare day when the beloved dog or horse or deer or whatever didn’t either sacrifice itself for the kid it was bonded with, or had to be put down because of an illness, or put down because the family couldn’t afford it, or had to be killed for food for the human family to eat. Maybe you’d get lucky and the animal would be given away to a new home, or sent back into the wilderness to live a life of freedom. Even a book like Black Beauty, where, spoiler alert, the titular character lives to old age, is positively littered with horse corpses along the way. This was an exhausting way to be introduced to literature and film—to watch hapless kid after kid Learn About Life over the limp body of their beloved pet or the bleeding headless chicken they had to kill for dinner. And in addition to that, though certainly no more important, is that an animal death, especially a gruesome onscreen one, is a back-alley shortcut to emotion, right? You show us an animal in the opening scenes, hang a threat over it, and then maybe kill it in some terrible fashion by the last reel to force the audience to feel something. It’s cheap. So I ask again: Was that animal death necessary? In The Lobster, it absolutely was. In Alien, it was the animal’s survival that was a surprising key to greatness (and the spawning point for a whole subgenre of writing advice manuals). I’m sure you’ve guessed by now why I’m musing on this at the opening of my review of Handling the Undead. Yes, there’s an animal death. It’s protracted, difficult to watch, and feels both inevitable and gratuitous, buried in amidst all the human death. I’m still asking myself whether it was worth it. I’m leaning toward yes, because I think the interesting thing that Handling the Undead does with the zombie story is kind of, forgive me, to deaden it—to flatten the shock and terror into a very slow, very quiet feeling of grief. But toward the end of its run time it’s the animal death that forces blood back into the movie, and, if you have any empathy at all, forces you to feel for the animal, and for the family who has to deal with his loss on top of all the other losses.   Handling the Undead is an adaptation of the Swedish novel Hanteringen av odöda by John Ajvide Lindqvist, who also wrote Let the Right One In. The film was directed by Thea Hvistendahl, who co-wrote the screenplay with Lindqvist, and focuses almost completely on three families that are affected by the inexplicable, and unexplained, return of the recently dead. I saw Handling the Undead two weeks ago and I’m still mulling on whether or not it worked for me, but if it did, I think it’s because of the animal death. Remember the slow- vs. fast-zombie debates of the early ‘00s? For those of you who were little kids then—or, uh, not alive yet—in 2002, 28 Days Later introduced fast-zombies-that-weren’t-really-zombies, but rather people infected with the “rage Virus”. They acted like classic flesh-eating zombies in all ways but one: they moved very fast. Like, rabid Tasmanian Devil fast. This was incredibly effective because it took the slow, shambling Romero-style zombie and gave us a version that could get infected, turn bad, and sprint after you, possibly before you realized you were in danger. But speaking of Romero zombies, in 2004 Zack Snyder and James Gunn’s re-imagined Dawn of the Dead gave us Romero zombies on amphetamines (and replaced Passion of the Christ in the #1 spot at the U.S. box office—people just would not stay dead that year), and fans of the original got to see some of the same beats played out with fast zombies. This led to pop cultural conversation about which type of zombie was better, and whether fast zombies even counted as zombies. Then Shaun of the Dead opened in the US that fall, and stuck with classic slow zombies, but spent its last moments imagining the ways those zombies might be folded back into society once the initial panic was over. I thought at the time that that might be the actual death of the zombie movie—how could any horror film take these guys seriously after they were so thoroughly deconstructed? Look, every once in a while I’m wrong. As the subsequent 7,000 interminable seasons and spinoffs of The Walking Dead have proved, people still love these things. Across the last two decades, we’ve gotten World War Z, The Girl with All the Gifts, a sequel to 28 Days Later with another one on the way, Zombieland and its sequel, The Ravenous, Army of the Dead (which could be seen as a sequel to the Zack Snyder’s Dawn remake), iZombie, Cargo, Warm Bodies, Train to Busan, Fede Álvarez’ Evil Dead remake and Lee Cronin’s Evil Dead Rise, Anna and the Apocalypse, Cabin in the Woods, Santa Clarita Diet, One Cut of the Dead, Life After Beth, As Above so Below, and—possibly my favorite of the bunch for personal reasons—The Dead Don’t Die. The reason I bring all this up is because I found myself asking: what does Handling the Undead bring to this teetering, over-full table? And I found myself thinking about the fast-vs.-slow zombie conversations of the early ‘00s. You’ll never find slower zombies than in Handling the Undead. Most of them can barely walk at all, let alone shuffle or shamble. This works for the film because the story itself is not just slow, it’s Slow, as in Slow Cinema. Or at least the closest a horror movie can GET to Slow Cinema. Shots are held long past the point a human is in them to be a point of focus. Light is considered. Weather is meditated upon. And it’s a little frustrating but also necessary for the film to work—if it works—because what Hvistendahl is doing here is making you sit in grief. There’s no speeding grief up. Each second ticks by bringing a new unfolding of pain, like reality is a blooming flower that you’re only just now seeing, that you cannot look away from. The young grieving mother, Anna (played by Worst Person in the World’s Renate Reinsve), can’t escape her pain, no matter how she blasts her music and paints her nails bright colors and tries to create a simulacrum of the teen life she had before her child. The elderly woman (Bente Børsum) we see burying her wife has to go home and sleep in their giant bed alone, and no amount of riches can cushion her from her solitude. The family who loses their mother are a different shape now than they were before her accident, and it doesn’t matter that it’s about to be the son’s birthday, or that the last thing the daughter said to her was shitty and rude. We live with these people, moment by moment, as they try, and mostly fail, to move through a reality that feels like a nightmare. This is neither comfortable nor fun, and believe me my brain coughed up variations on “How slow are these fucking zombies?” to try to break the tension. Thanks, brain. You always have my back. But yes, when the zombies show up they are slow, and more to the point they are loved ones returned. And at least as first, they seem like they might be truly coming back. They don’t act like monsters, they just act like sick people. They need to be dressed and fed and cleaned the way anyone with a debilitating illness does, and their loved ones all immediately oblige. Maybe, if they take care of them enough, they won’t die a second time? Maybe they’ll make full recoveries? By focusing so closely on a few affected families, Hvistendahl removes us from the usual politicized zombie tropes. There’s no sweeping aerial shot of Las Vegas subsumed under hordes of the undead, or malls gleefully destroyed, or even almost-normal people shuffling off to the jobs they can still do. Instead you’re forced, again, to sit with these families and think really hard about what this would mean, if your dead loved one showed up at the door. What would you do? How would you respond in the moment, and how would you respond when you woke into the new reality the next day? Are these people mad, to take these revenants back into their homes? Or is this an act of hope? Now I know I just said this film wasn’t political but of course it is. Everything is. If you think about that title, Handling the Undead—well, who handles the dead, generally? Back in the day, the mothers and grandmothers and sisters of families that experienced loss were usually the ones who washed and anointed the bodies of the dead, until that care was passed on, at least in the West, more to professionals in hospitals and hospices, nurses, doctors, morgue attendants, paramedics, religious workers.  In the film we mostly see a mother and her elderly father caring for a child zombie, and the older woman caring for her undead wife. And what about the family that lost their mother? Well, she’s being cared for in a hospital, by professionals. Her husband and children visit her during set hours. The husband ricochets between coping with the reality where he’s now a shocked, grieving, terrified single parent, and the one where he has his partner back, but she’s utterly incapacitated, and he has to manage her care on top of their children’s. I think what the film is really about is the limits of care. Not the limits of love, but the limits of a person’s ability to tend another’s physical reality. And I found myself asking whether or not this film is truly a horror film. I was lucky enough to attend Tribeca Film Festival this year, where I saw a film called The Devil’s Bath (I’ll be reviewing that one soon, too!) and it really fed into my thinking about Handling the Undead, and make me ask the same question. What are the bounds of horror, if it has any? Is this movie even horror? Or should I say–of course it’s horror, but in the human way that it’s horrific when you get the phone call that your mother is dead. It’s horrific when the cop shows up at the door because your child has been in a car accident. It’s horrific when you go to the hospice center to sit beside the partner who no longer recognizes you. These things are horrific, they’re what zombie and vampire and ghost movies are about, really—they’re all just us finding a way to live with death. But how does it work when someone turns the genre inside out, and makes a slow quiet drama that also has zombies in it? Where they’re not metaphor or symbol, they’re actually just the dead people that were already being mourned? There are a couple of legitimately terrifying scenes looped around how the little boy returns to his family, and his mother’s reaction is one of the most upsetting—but perfect—things I’ve ever seen on film. If you asked me how I’d react if a dead person I loved came back, I would never in a million years think of doing what she does, and yet when she does it, it makes perfect sense. I don’t know if you’ve ever watched something with a giant grin on your face, while also being unable to breathe, but I can now say that I have. And there are some more traditional zombie moments toward the end of the film as well, but they feel like the movie crossing items off a to-do list after it’s already said everything important. This brings me back to the animal death. It’s manageable. In the midst of this terrible reality of human death and undeath, the animal, who is small, helpless, and clearly dead, gives us something to grab onto, something was alive and now isn’t. Something we can mourn without as many worries about where life begins or ends. Surrounded by an existential terror and grief so large as to be unsee-able, we can let ourselves feel something for the animal, and that leads us into a way to feel for all the living and undead in the film.[end-mark] The post Handling The Undead Shambles Into the Boundaries of Horror appeared first on Reactor.
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The Presidential Debate Debacle
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Welp, it appears that Joe Biden’s supporters finally understand how the rest of us have been feeling for four entire years watching the slow, ongoing train wreck in the White House. His performance at last night’s presidential debate against Donald Trump was absolutely horrifying. He went from looking like a hostage being forced to speak to mumbling incoherently to slinging insults, and through no part of it did he come across the least bit presidential. I’m sure the rest of the world watched and laughed. Trump, on the other hand, showed unusual restraint in his replies. He limited the name-calling, which must have been difficult for him. He didn’t stay on topic and didn’t always answer questions to the moderators’ satisfaction, but thanks to muted microphones when the other person was speaking, he didn’t talk over Biden or interrupt him. He made a few claims that I’d love to see fact-checked, but all in all, he comported himself lucidly, spoke clearly, and came across as far stronger physically and mentally than Biden, It’s honestly pretty sad that all someone had to do to win a debate against Biden is to speak coherently. Against a better opponent, Trump’s digressions from the topic would have looked far worse. I was surprised and impressed by the professionalism of the CNN moderators. I really expected them to lob softballs at Biden and hardballs at Trump, but they were really quite fair. If Biden, as many suspect, got the questions ahead of time, it did him little good. To be frank, as much as I dislike Biden, I felt sorry for him. He looked truly frightened a few times and very confused. I’ve said this before: it’s elder abuse, and his family should be ashamed of putting him out there like this. They should be protecting him. Instead, they’re enjoying the power of having him as president. And remember all those recent claims that all the videos of Biden freezing, falling, or rambling were deep fakes? I think last night’s appearance has put that weak defense to rest. There’s panic in Democrat circles, with people showing utter shock at Biden’s terrible performance. There are calls to “dump Biden” and people expressing shock that he was so infirm. The media has completely turned on him because last night’s reality check simply cannot be overcome. It might be better for Trump if they don’t dump Biden. It’s difficult to imagine that after last night’s performance, any person who loves America could vote for a senile old man like our current president. Even if that means that Trump will serve another term. If you missed it, you can watch the entire thing here. What did you think of the debate debacle? I’d love to hear your thoughts. If you watched, what did you think of last night’s debate? (Yes, I know some of you will be delighted to say you didn’t watch it and instead watched some paint dry on a wall.)  Do you think the Democrats will replace Biden? If so, who do you think they’ll replace him with? Let’s discuss it in the comments section. The post The Presidential Debate Debacle appeared first on The Organic Prepper.
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End the Censorship: Watchdog Demands Congress Pull the Plug on Biden’s Speech Crackdown
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If you're tired of censorship and dystopian threats against civil liberties, subscribe to Reclaim The Net. The Media Research Center watchdog’s Free Speech Alliance has turned to the House Appropriations Committee, with the request to move to put a definitive end to funding the current White House’s censorship initiatives. A letter addressed to the Committee’s chief, Tom Cole, asked what the Free Speech Alliance said was a key congressional committee to completely strip the White House, the US Departments of Commerce, Defense, Health and Human Services, Homeland Security (DHS), Justice, State and Treasury, and the National Science Foundation of funds by introducing “blanket (pro free speech) language” across all bills. We obtained a copy of the letter for you here. At the same time, the letter praised the Committee’s work so far to defund what is referred to as unlawful censorship schemes that permeate various government sectors, by including “blanket language to prohibit any form of censorship of US citizens.” So the push to eradicate these types of policies should be complete, the Alliance said, as it believes the agencies it mentioned, under the current administration, are operating in an “anti-Americana, anti-free speech” manner. The letter makes a point of the Biden White House using the pretext of combating misinformation and its “companions” – such as “disinformation,” etc. – as defined by those in power – to implement censorship of speech targeting political opponents, adding that this amounts to “Biden’s assault on free speech.” The letter goes on to specify which sub-divisions of various departments should be affected by the proposed defunding. In the Department of Commerce, this should be the US Census Bureau; National Security Innovation Network (NewsGuard and other rating systems) and Army Cyber Institute in the Department of Defense; as for Health & Human Services, the group lists the Center for Disease Control (CDC), National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), and Office of the Surgeon General. Any initiatives whose goal is censorship run by DHS’ Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), Center for Prevention Programs and Partnerships (CP3), Targeted Violence and Terrorism Prevention Grant Program (TVTP), Election Integrity Partnership (EIP), Disinformation Governance Board should also not be allocated any more funds by Congress, the group said. Under the State Department, the letter mentions the Global Engagement Center, Global Disinformation Index, and US Embassies in Germany, and Hungary – but also in a number of other countries. If you're tired of censorship and dystopian threats against civil liberties, subscribe to Reclaim The Net. The post End the Censorship: Watchdog Demands Congress Pull the Plug on Biden’s Speech Crackdown appeared first on Reclaim The Net.
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What Would a Dam Failure Look Like?
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What Would a Dam Failure Look Like?
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What You Need to Know About Health Hazards After a Flood
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Illegal Migrant Rapes 15-Year-Old Girl in Upstate New York
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Debate Disaster: Dems And Media Defrauded America on Biden. Make Them Pay.
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Debate Disaster: Dems And Media Defrauded America on Biden. Make Them Pay.
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Popsicle Wolves, Primordial Black Holes, And A Fleshy Robot’s Smile
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This week on Break It Down, a puppy gets a post-mortem 44,000 years after being frozen in permafrost, altruism found among Neanderthals in Down Syndrome case, the world’s largest terrestrial mammal migration is recorded in East Africa, a robot’s fleshy smile that will haunt your nightmares, NASA is being sued, and the Tunguska Event may have been caused by *checks notes* a primordial black hole ripping through Earth. Right. Available on all your favorite podcast apps: Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts, Podbean, Amazon Music, and more.Sit back, relax, and let’s Break It Down…LinksFrozen wolfBog body whoopsiesNeanderthalsWorld’s largest migrationRobot smileWeird robot fingerSuing NASAPrimordial black holeThe Big QuestionsSign up to CURIOUSScience facts video
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Jon Stewart Mourns 'A******' vs. '25th Amendment Face' Debate
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Jon Stewart was greatly distressed following the Thursday debate between former President Donald Trump and President Joe Biden. On a special edition of Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, Stewart lamented that the nation’s two choices for president are an “asshole” and someone who has “resting 25th Amendment face.” After recapping all the pregame talk from the media, Stewart started with Biden’s underwhelming performance, “We know the bar that's been set up for each to pass. Biden has to not look old and not have a senior moment. Go.”     Biden was then seen in a clip mumbling, “Making sure that we're able to make every single solitary person eligible for what I've been able to deal with. With the COVID, excuse me, with dealing with everything we have to do with—look, if we finally beat Medicare—” A despondent Stewart responded, “I need to call a real estate agent in New Zealand.” Teeing up another clip, he continued, “Okay, high pressure situation. A lot of times you confuse saving Medicare with... beating it. I'm sure it's not something that repeated throughout the debate, causing Democrats across the country to either jump out of windows or vomit silently into the nearest recycling bin. Anybody can [bleep] up talking! How did Biden do not talking?” After a montage of Biden’s weird open-mouthed stare, Stewart again mourned, “Not great. But a lot of people have resting 25th Amendment face.”     As for Trump, Stewart recalled, “As we learned earlier, he just had to come in there and not be an asshole.” Following another montage of Trump, including clips of Trump claiming Biden “doesn’t like the military” and “can’t hit a [golf] ball 50 yards,” Stewart asserted that Trump did “not appear to have passed the asshole test.” Concluding his lamentations, Stewart discussed the pre-debate prediction that Biden would be on drugs, “Let me just say, after watching tonight's debate, both of these men should be using performance-enhancing drugs. I'm sorry, both. As much of it as they can get, as many times a day as their bodies will allow. If performance-enhancing drugs will improve their lucidity, their ability to solve problems, and in one of the candidate’s cases, improve their truthfulness, morality, and malignant narcissism, then suppository away!” Speaking of drugs, a frustrated Stewart ended the segment by declaring, “And by the way, if those drugs don't exist, if there aren't actually performance-enhancing drugs for these candidates, I could sure [bleep] use some recreational ones right now! Because this cannot be real life! It just can't! [Bleep]! We’re America! God!” Stewart was the only late night comedian to react to the debate. Jimmy Kimmel Live! guest host Martin Short recorded ahead of time while Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, and Jimmy Fallon have all had the week off, but no doubt they were also despondent after Thursday night’s proceedings.  Here is a transcript for the June 27 show: Comedy Central The Daily Show 6/27/2024 11:04 PM ET JON STEWART: We know the bar that's been set up for each to pass. Biden has to not look old and not have a senior moment. Go. JOE BIDEN: Making sure that we're able to make every single solitary person eligible for what I've been able to deal with. With the COVID, excuse me, with dealing with everything we have to do with — look, if we finally beat Medicare — JAKE TAPPER: Thank you, President Biden. STEWART: I need to call a real estate agent in New Zealand. Okay, high pressure situation. A lot of times you confuse saving Medicare with... beating it. I'm sure it's not something that repeated throughout the debate, causing Democrats across the country to either jump out of windows or vomit silently into the nearest recycling bin. Anybody can [bleep] up talking! How did Biden do not talking? DONALD TRUMP: How close the police are to him. Almost every police group in the nation from every state… and everybody wanted to get it back to the states, everybody…and China, nothing and Russia nothing, and India nothing… I will have that reporter out. He should have had him out a long time ago… Because I didn't have legislation. I said close the border. We had the safest border in history. STEWART: Not great. But a lot of people have resting 25th Amendment face. … STEWART: Maybe I will check out this young upstart Donald Trump. Obviously the election is a binary choice, so let me see what this Trump fella is about. As we learned earlier, he just had to come in there and not be an asshole. DONALD TRUMP: He doesn't care about our veterans. He doesn't care. He doesn't like the military at all…. Probably the worst administration in the history…. The worst presidency in the history of our country. This shouldn't be a debate. He is the worst president. I really don't know what he said at the end of the sentence, I don’t think he knows what he said either... He challenged me to a golf match. He can't hit a ball 50 yards. STEWART: Does not appear to have passed the asshole test. See me after debate.  … STEWART: Let me just say, after watching tonight's debate, both of these men should be using performance-enhancing drugs. I'm sorry, both. As much of it as they can get, as many times a day as their bodies will allow. If performance-enhancing drugs will improve their lucidity, their ability to solve problems, and in one of the candidate’s cases, improve their truthfulness, morality, and malignant narcissism, then suppository away!  Guess what, everybody, they should be taking whatever magical drug can kick their brains into gear because this ain't Olympic swimming. You know what I'm saying? Oh, "He solved the Middle East, but he was doping so it doesn't count. There is going to be an asterisk next to his presidency."  And by the way, if those drugs don't exist, if there aren't actually performance-enhancing drugs for these candidates, I could sure [bleep] use some recreational ones right now! Because this cannot be real life! It just can't! [Bleep]! We’re America! God!
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