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The wreck of a 19th sailing ship still loaded with its cargo of champagne, wine, mineral water and porcelain has been discovered in the Baltic off the Swedish island of Öland. The Baltictech diving group, a Polish association of divers dedicating to exploring shipwrecks in Baltic waters, The sonar images were unremarkable (the wreck looked like a fishing boat, at most), so much so that there was some doubt whether any of the divers would think it was worth exploring. Two divers agreed to give a quick once-over. They ended up being gone for two hours, so the crew realized it was definitely not a fishing boat. Instead, the wreck proved to be a merchant vessel in excellent condition, much of its original cargo still in place. There were so many bottles it was difficult to estimate total numbers. “The whole wreck is loaded to the brim with crates of champagne, mineral water and china,” Tomasz Stachura, the leader of the Baltictech diving group, told AFP. He said: “I have been diving for 40 years and it often happens that there is one bottle or two … to discover a wreck with so much cargo, it’s a first for me.” Divers counted more than 100 bottles of champagne and baskets full of the famous Selters mineral water in sealed stoneware bottles. The shape of the bottles and design of the stamp indicate the water was bottled between 1850 and 1867. The Baltictech group has notified the Swedish authorities about the shipwreck. They will not attempt recovery of any of the champagne or mineral water until they get the go-ahead from Sweden. “[The ship] had been lying there for 170 years so let it lie there for one more year, and we will have time to better prepare for the operation,” Stachura said.

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND— In an unprecedented press conference held at the World Institute of Theoretical Absurdities, leading scientists issued a dire warning: at the current rate of conspiracies turning into verified facts, we may run out of conspiracy theories by 2025. Dr. Harvey Lee, head of the Institute, painted a bleak picture for the future of conspiracy theorizing. “We’ve been tracking the conversion rate of conspiracy theories to factual events over the past decade, and it’s alarming. What used to be harmless speculations whispered in the dark corners of the internet are now becoming front-page news with alarming regularity.” This startling trend has been observed globally. From government surveillance and secret societies to pandemics and alien contact, once-laughable notions are now being taken seriously. “Remember when people thought the government was reading our emails? That was a fun conspiracy theory—until it wasn’t,” Dr. Lee noted somberly. Conspiracy theorist-turned-real-news pundit Alex Serios offered his take on the situation. “We used to have such a rich tapestry of wild ideas—lizard people, fake moon landings, chemtrails. Now, every time I come up with something, it gets verified within a few months. I don’t know what to do with myself!” The economic implications are also significant. The lucrative industry surrounding conspiracy theories—from YouTube channels to merchandise—faces an existential threat. “Our entire business model is based on keeping people guessing,” said Ned Da Tinfoil, CEO of ConspiraCo, a leading producer of conspiracy theory paraphernalia. “If everything keeps getting proven true, what’s left for us? We’re looking at diversification, maybe into satire or outright fiction. But even that’s risky given the current trends.” In response to this looming crisis, scientists are urging a more responsible approach to reality. “We need to slow down the pace of truths emerging from conspiracies,” Dr. Kook advised. “Let’s keep some of the mystery alive for future generations. Imagine a world where kids can’t grow up questioning if Elvis is still alive or if Bigfoot is real. It’s a dystopian nightmare.” Governments worldwide are considering intervention strategies. Some propose regulating the flow of information to ensure a steady supply of conspiracies remains in the realm of speculation. Others suggest creating new, intentionally absurd conspiracy theories to replenish the pool. In a joint statement, world leaders expressed their concerns. “The balance between fact and fiction is delicate,” the statement read. “We must strive to preserve the wonder and curiosity that conspiracy theories bring to our societies. It is essential for the cultural and intellectual growth of humanity.” As we inch closer to 2025, the future of conspiracy theories hangs in the balance. Dr. Kook and her team continue their research, hoping to find a solution before it’s too late. “We’re working tirelessly to ensure that the world remains a place where people can still argue about whether the Earth is flat or if birds are real. These are the debates that make life interesting,” she concluded with a wistful smile. Until then, conspiracy theorists are urged to hold onto their hats—and their ideas. The truth, as they say, might just be out there, but perhaps it’s time to leave a few mysteries unsolved. The post BREAKING: Scientists warn that Earth could run out of conspiracy theories by 2025 if they keep coming true at the current rate appeared first on Genesius Times.

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A Prayer for Victory Over Sinful ThoughtsBy Jessica Van Roekel “But who can discern their own error? Forgive my hidden faults. Keep your servant also from willful sins; may they not rule over me. Then I will be blameless, innocent of great transgression. May these words of my mouth and this meditation of my heart be pleasing in your sight, Lord, my Rock and my Redeemer.” – Psalm 19:12-14, NIV The skeins of yarn, the hook, and the directions piled in my lap. I pulled apart the pages and found pictures depicting the progression from yarn and hook to completed project. Somehow, the mess I had would become something identifiable if I followed the steps in the right order. Following directions can be difficult. We need to decipher what the picture means and what the abbreviations stand for. We refer to the key, then reread the instructions, and then attempt to translate it into action. In frustration, we can toss the directions aside, which leads to finished projects not quite the way the instructions depicted. Or we put it away in the closet with a shrug of our shoulders, failing to accomplish our goal. But if we persevere and follow the instructions closely, we end up with a beautiful object. Victory comes with a set of instructions, too. Builders review the plans, golfers study the course, and runners prepare their bodies to handle the rigors of a marathon. Gaining spiritual victory means conquering the things in our lives that separate us from God. Christ-followers love and serve God with all their hearts, but we are still imperfect in this life, and we may fall short of God's standards and purposes without knowing it. Then, there are the times when we take a deliberate stand against God's principles and guidelines. The Psalmist David calls these choices "great transgressions" because they show contempt for God. We gain victory when we desire God to keep our hearts, words, and lives pleasing to him. This comes from an ongoing spiritual relationship with God, where we align our thoughts and speech with what pleases him. David calls God his Rock, Refuge, and Redeemer. In Israel, limestone rocks provided shade, protection, and landmarks for travelers. God is solid, constant, and trustworthy. He is the one who saves us from destruction from sins done in ignorance or deliberation. David rejoiced because God rescued him, liberated his soul from spiritual oppression, and restored his relationship with God after spiritual failures. In Psalm 19, David reflects on the times he ignored God's warning and did not keep God's will. He refers to errors-those done in ignorance, secret faults-the things we try to hide but know they are wrong, and willful sins-those choices planned and sought. Sin follows a progression. It starts with a passing thought and moves to a chosen thought. Then, from a chosen thought to the object of our meditation to wished-for fulfillment to planning to seeking opportunity to action to habit to delight to idolatry to sacrifice and, finally, to slavery. All along this progressive journey, the Holy Spirit says, "Stop," and gives us a way out. 1 Corinthians 10:13 says it beautifully: No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to mankind. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can endure it.  Victory over sinful thoughts starts with dependence upon God to stay free from enslaving sin. It's a life lived with a surrendered mouth and heart before God. Winning requires us to remember our Rock, who rescues us and gives us a firm standing place, and our Redeemer, who rescues us from total loss. Let's pray: Holy God,You know my heart better than I do. You see my errors and bring me into your Truth. And those faults I try to hide? They are not hidden from you. Hebrews 4:13 tells me that you see everything. Then, there are the actions and words I speak that I know go against everything you hold dear. I am a mess. But I am your mess. I'm ready for you to clean me and make me new. I want to have victory over these sinful thoughts-the thoughts I think way too often-because I know they don't please you. God, I come to you and confess. Please forgive me. Like David, I appeal to you for help. You are my strength. You are my freedom. Keep me from willful sins so they don't rule over me. I want to follow your ways and instructions. Lead me in paths of right living for your name's sake. Thank you for your forgiveness and for your love for me. Thank you for helping me live in victory. God, I rejoice in what you're doing in my life. May the words I speak and the thoughts I think bring you pleasure.In Jesus' name, Amen Photo credit: ©GettyImages/Doucefleur Jessica Van Roekel loves the upside-down life of following Jesus as she journeys to wholeness through brokenness. As an author, speaker, and worship leader, she uses her gifts and experiences to share God's transformative power to rescue, restore, and renew. She longs for you to know that rejection doesn't have to define or determine your future when placed in God's healing hands. Find out more reframingrejectionbook.com You can connect with her on Instagram and Facebook. Related Resource: Remember God’s Enduring Love for You in this Guided Meditation on Psalm 100! This guided Christian meditation from Psalm 100 will help you experience and praise God for his unending love for you. Become aware of God's presence with you, and praise God for his loyal and enduring love from the beginning of time and into the future. Listen to every episode of the So Much More Podcast on LifeAudio.com, or subscribe on Apple or Spotify so you never miss an episode! Now that you’ve prayed, are you in need of someone to pray for YOU? Click the button below! Visit iBelieve.com for more inspiring prayer content. The post A Prayer for Victory over Sinful Thoughts – Your Daily Prayer – July 26 appeared first on GodUpdates.