Listen up, you chrome-plated philosophers and asphalt apostles. Mr. Magoo, The Biker Guru, here—squintin’ at the horizon like it owes me money and a handjob. Today’s dharma from the saddlebag: The Eternal Erection of the Open Road—How to Stay Hard When Life Tries to Make You Soft. Brothers and sisters of the throttle, the universe is one giant tease. She flashes a little leg (that perfect curve on Highway 666), gets your motor runnin’, then slams on the brakes with rain, tickets, or your prostate actin’ up. That’s the cosmic blue-ball special. My enlightenment came at 3 a.m. outside a Reno titty bar when I realized: the boner ain’t in your Levis, it’s in your soul. I was legally blind, half drunk, and still harder than Chinese algebra because I understood—the ride itself is the foreplay, the crash is the money shot.Rule one: Never trust a bike that don’t vibrate like a $400 escort with a secret. That buzz between your legs? That’s Buddha humpin’ your taint, remindin’ you you’re alive. I told my last ol’ lady, “Darlin’, loyalty’s like a kickstart—sometimes you gotta stomp it ten times before it catches.” She left with my toolbox and my dignity. Lesson learned: Women come and go, but a good carburetor’ll stay tuned forever if you sweet-talk it and don’t cheap out on the jets.Advanced wisdom: If you wake up in a ditch with no memory, no wallet, and someone else’s panties on your head, congratulations—you just achieved satori. That’s the sound of one hand clapping… the other one’s busy. Never apologize for the skid marks in your life; they’re just proof you leaned into the curve instead of pussying out straight. Final koan, grasshoppers: Why does the road never end? Because climax is for quitters. Keep that piston pumpin’, that rubber burnin’, that flag at full staff. When St. Peter asks why you’re still revvin’ at the pearly gates, tell him Mr. Magoo sent ya—then moonwalk your hog straight through. Eternity’s just the longest poker run in existence, and baby, I’m holdin’ a royal flush in my pants. Ride it like you stole it, love it like it’ll leave ya, and never, ever pull out early. Now twist that throttle and salute the sunrise with your middle finger. Namaste, motherfuckers. Mr. Magoo, The Biker Guru: “The Enlightenment of the Endless Boner” Drunken notorious biker gang member, 39, handed fully suspended sentence  EX HELLS ANGEL HARLEY GUINDON COPIES IRON ORDER TO EXPAND SATANS CHOICE Suzuki–AMCC Series Finale Delivers Close Racing & Big Wins Bandidos gang member member pleads guilty to illegal firearm

Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) has officially entered the wide-open race for Governor of California. “California needs a fighter and protector. I’m running for Governor,” Swalwell wrote on X. The California Democrat used much of his campaign announcement video positioning himself against President Trump. “The next Governor of California has two jobs. One, keep the worst president in our history out of our homes, out of our streets, and out of our lives,” Swalwell said. Check it out: California needs a fighter and protector. I’m running for Governor. pic.twitter.com/foJ6PX58bq — Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) November 21, 2025 NBC News has more: Swalwell, who has served in Congress since 2013, will face a list of high-profile Democrats that includes former Rep. Katie Porter, former Health and Human Services Secretary Xavier Becerra, former Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa and activist billionaire Tom Steyer, who entered the race to lead the deep-blue state Wednesday. Swalwell announced his gubernatorial run on ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” On his new campaign website, the California Democrat focused on the need to tackle high costs and affordability as the reason he’s running for statewide office. Swalwell called California the greatest “country” in the world. The House Democrat told Jimmy Kimmel he’s “ready to bring this fight home.” Watch his announcement: Eric Swalwell goes on Jimmy Kimmel’s failed show to announce he’s running for Governor of California. “California is the greatest country in the world” "I came here to tell you and your audience, I'm running to be the next governor of California." pic.twitter.com/iGSB0NLumu — Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) November 21, 2025 The Guardian provided further info: A former Alameda county prosecutor, Swalwell, 45, rose to prominence through his clashes with Trump, a profile that could bolster his appeal among Democratic voters who in November overwhelmingly approved a new congressional map pitched as a way to check the president’s power before next year’s midterm elections. Swalwell briefly sought the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination and later served as a House impeachment manager during Trump’s second impeachment trial, which centered on Trump’s role in the 6 January 2021 attack on the US Capitol. On Capitol Hill, he served for eight years on the House intelligence committee, including the CIA subcommittee, and was a key Democratic voice on national security and election interference issues. He is also a founding member of the Future Forum caucus, aimed at representing young voters in Congress. Polling shows the contest lacks a clear frontrunner after the former vice-president Kamala Harris and California senator Alex Padilla declined to run. The former representative Katie Porter led early surveys, but has struggled to shake off concerns about her temperament after she threatened to walk out of a local television interview and after footage surfaced of her berating a staff member. Porter has since apologized for her behavior but reports suggest Democratic strategists are searching for an alternative.

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The House of Representatives overwhelmingly voted in favor of a resolution condemning socialism Friday morning, with eighty-six Democrats crossing the aisle to rebuke “socialist policies” in the U.S. following Zohran Mamdani’s recent election as the mayor-elect of New York City. The measure passed in a 285-98 vote. Two members, Rep. Deborah Ross, D-Pa., and Rep. Janelle Bynum, […] The post 86 Democrats Vote with GOP to Condemn Socialism in the USA appeared first on www.independentsentinel.com.