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Progressive Kids Play Classic Game Of 'Smear The Oppressive Patriarchal Colonialists Who Perpetuate Cis-Whitness And Literal Violence Against Indigenous People Groups And The LGBTQIAA++ Community'
MINNEAPOLIS‚ MN — Just in time for spring‚ neighborhood kids were seen playing the classic game of "Smear The Oppressive Patriarchal Colonialists Who Perpetuate Cis-Whitness And Literal Violence Against Indigenous People Groups And The LGBTQIAA++ Community" in local parks and on quiet cul-de-sacs.