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Pastor Tells Church Architect They're Going For That Timeless 'Late '90s Shopping Mall' Look
SAN BERNARDINO‚ CA — Local church Elevation Catalyst Conglomerate‚ formerly known as First Baptist‚ is reportedly building a brand new 5‚000-seat church campus in San Bernardino. According to sources‚ the pastor has directed his architect to "go for that timeless‚ late-'90s shopping mall look" for the design.